I'm sure pretty much ev'ry1 already knows how much I dis the whole Twilight phenomenon, but dude, I came across this, and I, like, totally went all LoL, b'coz srsly, this is so much win:
Jacob Black: "The hardest part is feeling… out of control. Feeling like I can’t be sure of myself—like maybe you shouldn’t be around me, like maybe nobody should. Like I’m a monster who might hurt somebody."
I just about ROFLd. =DDD
If I had to choose a favorite from Twilight, it would be this guy. He's got the valley girl speech down to a tee with all the unnecessary 'likes' and talking about his emotions (well, the fact that he's talking about his emotions is scary in itself, but hey it's the new era where also men can be touchy-feely and talk about their feelings..) with the uncertainty that only a real (emo) teenager can feel and express - which is badly, like presented here. "LIKE, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M, LIKE, SAYING, BUT I, LIKE, TOTALLY FEEL THAT--" *luuuuuuuuulzzzzz* :DDD
(*whispers* If anyone was left wondering, what the hell is a "valley girl", it's the English equivalent for "pissis". Maybe that helps you understand the funniness of the above context a bit better. XP)
I wonder if the books are full of that kinda speech - it'd be hell to read. And we wonder why the kids speak in such a manner these days... I say, let's blame Stephenie Meyer (c'mon, the woman's own name is spelled all wrong, what can you expect from a person like that :D) for making sparkly vamps, your-mostly-friendly-neighborhood-werewolves and emo!kids the new 'it' thing.
But maybe there's hope for the Twilight saga yet, if there were to be more valley girl speaking, angsting gays, oops I meant guys (or did I xP), like Jaakoppi. Forget about emo!suicidal!Edward and welcome prissy!Jacob. Keeping meh fingers crossed, while flipping the bird, 'coz bitch... PLS. :DD
Voit sanoa mitä haluat
se ei tunnu, se ei kosketa
mene vaan, mene vaan
Tivolitkaan ei saa mua nauramaan
eikä sirkus tai sata hattaraa.
mene vaan, mene vaan
En kävele vastaan
Toinen toistansa täällä jumaloi, ketään täysin ei silti saada voi
älä järjetön enää kapinoi
mene vaan
Ja nyt kun ajattelen asiat tarkemmin
kaikki vois olla hiukan paremmin
laidasta toiseen mun ajatukset heittää
voisi kai paremminkin tunteit peittää
tää on mun elämää ei kukaan sitä määrää
vaikka joskus tulee tehdyksi väärää
tai kaikki asiat ei mee niiku piti
niin tässä mä seison ja kerron teille tunteeni en oo onnelinen, enkä huonotuulinen
vaan siltä väliltä, ihan tavallinen
Nothing is in front of me I feel i can't even breathe
Don't think that i can handle this
Baby i'm so
I'm so in agony
Look at the state of me
Left here broken
You said you'd never leave
Look what you've done to me
Left here broken
Where do i go from here
I'm so lost Do you know how hard it is
Fighting my way through this
Rakastan sua, ja se sattuu myöntää,
Tajusin sen vaa liian myöhää.
Sä kusetit, petit, vedit mut alas,
Mut rakas sun pitää tajuu mä en tuu takas. En pysty vaikka haluaisin sun kanssa kulkee,
Mun suojeluvaisto voittaa ne tunteet.
Ja paskasta kukkii lumpeet, Tää kehä sulkeutuu vihdoin umpee.