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You: btw where r u from ?
Stranger: russia
Stranger: u?
You: guess
Stranger: norvegian?
You: nope
Stranger: some hint?
You: yes, hintti
You: arvaisitko jos sanoisin VITTU
Stranger: india?
You: nope
You: much closer
Stranger: israel?
You: i'm european
Stranger: what's hintti?
You: hintti is fag in my language
You: And in my land almost EVERYONE says word vittu
Stranger: never heard of it
Stranger: vittu
Stranger: oh
Stranger: finnish
You: :D YES
You: BLINGBLINGBLING CORRECT ANSWER
Stranger: have i won something?
You: yes.
You: manboobs
Stranger: another ones?
You: yes
You: bigger ones
Stranger: cool

Stranger: yo whatup
You: yo dude so fine, and you ?
Stranger: Im pretty fly
Stranger: you a dude?
You: no no no ! i'm a chick (=girl ??) i'm not speak english very well : DDDddd are you a dude ?
Stranger: you Finnish?
You: YES I AM : D how did you guess ??
Stranger: koska joka vitun suomalainen kirjottaa samanlailla
Stranger: D:
You: oho ......................
You: ; DD


^ ups .........

Stranger: I can say two words in Finnish
Stranger: moi and vittu

Kello on 3:36 ja minulla on tylsää



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Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: u like mudkips?
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Stranger: Greetings old chap!
Stranger: Roger Penthworthe is my name.
Stranger: What do you go by?
You: /b/rother?
Stranger: Fuck you and all your friends.
Stranger: I merely asked you your name.
You: hurbert samwell
Stranger: Hello Hurbert.
Stranger: Are you here for the good conversations or the trollan?
You: trollan
Stranger: Share some advice.
Stranger: I like to pretend I'm Spanish
Stranger: And that I steal from charities.



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Stranger: god loves you, it doesnt matter that your jewish penis is so small



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you wanna read my Iron Man fan fiction?
You: hell yeah
Stranger: I'm Iron Man.
Stranger: I think it captured the essence of fan fics.
You: I love it
Stranger: you like disco?
You: totally
Stranger: great



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Stranger: hi
You: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Stranger: in the beging of this chat lets get some positive energy
Stranger: SAY SUNSHINE
You: SUNSHINE!
Stranger: SAY WINDCHIMES
You: WINDCHIMES
Stranger: SAY HAIL HITLER
You: HAIL HIT ...wait what?
Stranger: WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING SAY THAT
Stranger: DICK
Stranger: YOU WILL BURN IN ETERNAL HELLFIRE
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you have an updog?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats up dog
You: nothing much, just chatting

Stranger: hi
You: share some sex advice ploz
Stranger: if they are screaming and trying to escape, be carefull to pull out, apperently theres DNA in sperm.

Stranger: Hi there, my name is Dominik, are you a girl and you want a HOT chat on MSN or Skype? :O)

miten omegle on täynnä tähän aikaan suomalaisia?

You: moroo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what moroo?
You: hello = moro in finland
Stranger: uww i didnt know any finnish
You: paskahousu means have nice day
Stranger: nice:)
You: yes.
You: and vittu is good night
Stranger: vittu
Stranger: oh
Stranger: its so nice to say:)
You: do u wanna know something else ?
Stranger: ok
You: hmm... kusipää mean very beautiful person
You: asl btw? :DD
Stranger: i guess finnish is a very short worded language:)
Stranger: 19 f greece
You: yes it is.
You: okay. but i have to go now, bye bye (:

Stranger: hey
You: hey :)
Stranger: oo suomest pliiiiis :D
You: No thotta helevetissä :DDD
Stranger: JES !

Hajosin xPP

Tutustuin johonki Etelä-Afrikkalaiseen tyttöön tuol randomisti ja se on iha sikamukava tai ainaki luulen et se on tyttö ku sen mesekuvakkees on joku likka ja sen osote on foxygirl ja sen nimi on kimberly.............

mua vaa ärsyttää et mun englanti on nii ruostees et pitää koko aja mennä tarkistaa sanoi ilmaisestsanakirjast ja se huomautti et oon hidas kirjottaa ja sit vaa olin sillee et lol en osaa yhtää kirjottaa ku sanat on hukas ja oon suomalainen ja se oli vaa sillee aijaa et luuli mua iha sellaseks jonka äidinkieli on englanti. :

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mmmm.

Oon selittänyt varmaan pari tuntia jonkun hollantilaisen ruohonpolttajan kanssa puremisesta ja ihmissusista. <3

Kohta pitää tosin lähteä liftaamaan kohti Helsinkiä, varastaa jostain hieno huvijahti ja karata tyypin kanssa merille missä mie voin purra sitä ihan minne ikinä tahdon. ;)