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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: You are?
You: one fucking idiot
Stranger: alright
You: u?
Stranger: another fucking idiot
Stranger: makes two us
You: jipii
Stranger: mmh
Stranger: Do you live in Europe?
You: of cöyrse
Stranger: in Germany?
You: no.
You: in land of penguins
You: fiunland
You: finland
You: ai mean
Stranger: right, right
Stranger: But Finalnd doesn't have any penguins.
Stranger: Norway has.
You: orly
You: i thought penguins live in south pole
Stranger: yeah, last time I checked it was norway
Stranger: nah
Stranger: How do they want to be eaten by polar bears then?
You: Well
You: dunno
Stranger: riddle me that, mister
Stranger: yeah, right huh
You: excuse me
You: i'm
Stranger: a lady
You: missie
You: ladeh.
Stranger: idiot sounds so male though
Stranger: You sure about that missie part?
You: yeah.,
You: I checked
Stranger: Do you have any other funny letters apart from ö?
You: ä
You: å
Stranger: cool
Stranger: any more?
You: no.
Stranger: How does å sound like?
You: oo
Stranger: å sounds like oo?
You: yeah
Stranger: and ä?
Stranger: Like the ea in bear?
You: no, its like..
You: cat's a.
Stranger: yeah, that's the ea in bear
You: thats ö
You: Ö.Ö
Stranger: bear or bare
Stranger: same pronounciation
You: fuck you its not
Stranger: But I think you can also pronounce it like in beer
You: no,
You: in beer its ie.
Stranger: oh right
You: otr
You: or
You: iö
Stranger: but its going in the same direction
You: far from it.
You: ä sounds like ä
You: xD
Stranger: yeahmsmoethinglikethat
Stranger: What does korpikila mean?
You: well I knoe whats korpi, but kila is sometnhin ...
You: jkjfdlg
You: its not finnish
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whats korpi?
Stranger: eagle?
You: korpi its like forest
You: korppi is a bird
Stranger: oh swweet
You: korppi is raven
Stranger: ah right
Stranger: Is there a difference in pronounciation between korpi and korppi?
You: yeah.
Stranger: ok
You: why you asked bout that "korppikila"
You: Ö.Ö
Stranger: uhh, just crossed my mind
Stranger: I thought of Finland
Stranger: blonde girls
Stranger: snow
Stranger: and korppikila
Stranger: oh, and vodka
You: vodka is russian
You: zS
Stranger: yeah, but that white goose vodka for example, its from Finland
Stranger: and you people drink that stuff a lot
You: well..
You: krhm.
You: we drink KOSKENKORVA
Stranger: How many hours have passed since you have had your last glass of vodka?
You: umm.
You: three four minutes
You: these glasses are too small
Stranger: yeah, yeah
Stranger: btw, what do you do at 7 am in the morning, when you run out of vodka?
Stranger: shops dont sell any yet
Stranger: you dont have any friends.
Stranger: What do you do?
You: suicide
Stranger: yeah, I suppose
Stranger: suicide is fairly widespread in Finski as well no?
You: well, we got our cellars full of vodka.
You: so it just cant run out
You: cause we full it every morning
Stranger: clever clever
Stranger: Do you have blonde hair?
You: of course.
You: and blue eyes.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: No wonder Hitler was interested in breeding with you.
You: excatly
Stranger: Why do all of cour clubs close at 4 am?
Stranger: or public houses in general
You: dunno DxD
Stranger: :|<
Stranger: find out!
You: find out yourself
Stranger: cocky brat
Stranger: I will teach you to have respect from the elders
Stranger: Do you live in Helsinki?
You: damn
You: yes.
You: actually
You: in Vantaa.
You: but its reeealy near of helsinki
Stranger: yeah, I still count that as Helsinki
Stranger: Do you own a Nokia phone?
You: ofcourse
Stranger: The N900?
You: no
Stranger: N97?
You: Nokia Xprsmusic
Stranger: oh the 5800?

You: yes
Stranger: that comes with music?
Stranger: How do you like it?
You: I have to buy o new one
You: this is shitty
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Why not buy an iPhone?
You: iPhone is stupid.
Stranger: nonono
Stranger: iphone is great
You: iPhone sucks.
Stranger: How about the Palm Pre?
You: wtf?
Stranger: mayb you dont have that yet
Stranger: But if you dont like palm or apple, you could look into an Android phone
Stranger: from Samsung or HTC
You: like I CARE.
Stranger: But Nokias N900 should be out in November, with Maemo as os.
Stranger: it is supposed to be very good
Stranger: ok
Stranger: would you rather talk about girly stuff?
Stranger: like dolls and horses?
You: well Im not a phone freak
Stranger: yeah, unfortunately
You: and I eat horses.
Stranger: no way!
You: and the dolls are made for burn
Stranger: You are a wicked one.
You: gotjic.
Stranger: Do you burn like your dolls like you burn your churches?
You: gothic.
You: yeahh.
Stranger: You are a gothic?
You: yep.
Stranger: black nails, black eyes, black hair, black clothes?
You: well.
You: not black hair
You: and other eye is balck, other is white.
Stranger: yeah, you already said you had blonde
Stranger: just a test
Stranger: However you said you had blue eyes
You: contact lenses
Stranger: I see
Stranger: So that looks like totally awesome with one black and one white eye?
Stranger: Or why do you do that?
You: yep, I look like those murderdolls.
Stranger: great
Stranger: people are must be totally scared o fyou
Stranger: Can I see a photo of you?
You: fivw of my friend started screaming when they saw me.
You: I don't have photos in this computer >.<
Stranger: then take one with your 5800
You: I broke the camera from it like months ago.
You: xD.
Stranger: oh what a coincidence
Stranger: that's really too bad
Stranger: What does your boyfriend think about your outfit?
You: well his style is like mine.
You: he loves it
You: <3.
You: xD.
Stranger: cooool
Stranger: Are you like 17 years old?
You: 16.
Stranger: yeah, the same
Stranger: well then
You: but i have been gothic since when i was 13
Stranger: So you already have a Gothic history
You: hv.
You: yp.
Stranger: So, what do Goths do?
Stranger: Are goths politically motivated?
Stranger: Do you hate life?
You: I don't hate life. Everybody thinks so.
Stranger: Then what defines a goth?
Stranger: Only the black clothes?
Stranger: Is there a certain mindset behind it?
You: what defines a goth.. Look, lifestyle, weird believening
You: xDD.
Stranger: that's not very precise
Stranger: well, I have to prepare a meal for myself
Stranger: Have a nice goth life
Stranger: Näkemiin
You: heippa.

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how are you
Stranger: not too bad, you?
You: same :)
Stranger: haha nice
Stranger: asl?
You: 17, f, fi
You: *fin
You: you?
Stranger: cool cool
Stranger: 23 m usa
You: DAMN YOU AMERICAN, BECOUSE OF YOU I HAVE TO PAY MORE MY PIZZA!!!!!!!
Stranger: hahahaha im not a fan of americans either
You: I was almost sure you gonna disconnect me :'''D
Stranger: hahahaha not at all
Stranger: see, if you say anything against americans, im likely to agree with you
You: *party

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pitkä keskustelu saman tyypin kanssa

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You: wow, my longest omegle conversation ever :D
You: maybe you understand why >____>
Stranger: hahahaha its all good
You: strange
You: .________________o
Stranger: what is strange
You: ME?!
You: don't mind
Stranger: you are just fine!
You: lol

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toinen tyyppi

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Stranger: Is your name jasmine?
Have u chatted with anyone named Jasmine today?
You: NO
Stranger: WHY :(
You: 'COS IM A POLAR BEAR!!!!
Stranger: Awesome ;OO
Stranger: i like mountain dew :D
You: I LIKE FANTA
Stranger: UR FROM SWEDEN
You: jag bor i finnland
Stranger: coolt :)
You: och jag talar inte sveska!
Stranger: oki :/
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toinen tyyppi

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: WHO ARE YOU
Stranger: good
Stranger: you?
You: really bad tortoise
You: i like to bite
Stranger: okay?
You: where you FROM
Stranger: finland
You: TOINEN SUOMALAINEN TÄNÄÄN PERKELEEEEEEE
Stranger: haha

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BRAZIL(samatyyppikokoajan)

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You: F :) and I'm from finland
You: where you from?
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: but i'm from Brazil
You: youre 3rd from Brazil who I have talked
You: :D
Stranger: hm , is that good for you?
You: yeah ^^
You: I like the country
You: :3
Stranger: That's nice to know

Stranger: but
Stranger: en puhu suomea kovin hyvin
Stranger: :P
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: haehaheahehahe
You: I scared :O
Stranger: Really?
You: mitä sulle kuuluu?
You: *Sinulle
Stranger: heahea, I dont speak Finnish
You: means how are you
Stranger: =o
Stranger: hyväää, entä sinulle?

Stranger: But I only know some useless phrases
Stranger: like...pidän pizzasta
You: Awwww :D
You: Minä myös!
You: * me too
Stranger: Ah , she didn't taugh me that
Stranger: :P
You: :D
Stranger: and there is ' Haluaisin juustohampurilaisen'
Stranger: but I dont think I can memorize and use it
You: LOL
You: sorry!
You: that was so funny!

hajoilen tääl kokoaja tolle pojalle hihittelen tääl yksikseni xD

You: Pizzaslice!
Stranger: hello
You: I'm Kirkkovene. How r u?
Stranger: i fine thanks
Stranger: and u
You: Im cool.
You: I raiped y dog yesterday.
You: I think it died.
You: I have to buy a new one.
Stranger: what kind of
Stranger: ?
You: What you say? white or brown.
You: I like dalmatians!
You: they are perfectly tight.
You: You have dogs or cats I could rape
You: ?+
Stranger: no i dont have
Stranger: cause
Stranger: i dont like
Stranger: dog
You: Well thats just boring. Dogs are very good lovers!!
Stranger: maybe but i scared
Stranger:
You: You dont need to be scared.
You: every dog insane.
You: doesnt do a thing to you
Stranger: i think
Stranger: when you choose a dog as pet, be sure to find one that matches your personality.
You: yeah! wild and rough is juust perfect!
Stranger: what do you do with your dog ?
You: well I have sex with it.
Stranger: are you guy
Stranger: or girl
You: Im tarnsexual
You: trans
You: transsexual
You: I was a girl.
You: But now im a guy.
You: what about you?
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 19 and you
You: I dont give a heck if youre under 15.
You: reeally?
You: You sound a little bit youger.
You: younger.
You: well i am
Stranger: yeah i know
You: this is a secret
You: you know.
You: i am.
You: 13.
Stranger: :D you are child
You: yeahhh.
You: I live
You: in
You: streets.
You: and now i am
You: in libraru
You: libraru
You: library
You: so i can get on this
You: thingy
You: machine
You: compuutter.
Stranger: where are you now?
Stranger: which country
You: Im borned in israel
You: but now i in
You: russian.
You: or
You: fiinland.
You: is Helsinki in russian or in finland?
Stranger is typing...
Stranger: maybe ukrain
You: i googled it
You: its in finland.
You: this is a cool counrty.
You: snowy.
You: hey
You: i sorry
You: i need to leave
You: the angry
You: librarudude
You: is coming.
Stranger: ok good bye
You: byehh sexyy.

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Stranger: Kurwa Anyåd
Stranger: Can I have your bank account?
You: no
Stranger: What's your eye color?
You: brown
Stranger: are u from ur motherzz aASSSS?+
Stranger: you have poop eyed color?
Stranger: disconnect already you dishonest fuck
You: bye
You: :D
Stranger: :D
You: <3
Stranger: <3
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:D

You: YARR
Stranger: FLAG
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hi there
Stranger: How are you?
You: upsidedown
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Stranger: have u found the secret wardrobe wich takes us to nania yet ?
You: Yes! i has it!
You: come with me!
Stranger: nehh
You: let's jump in to the adventure together!
Stranger: nehh
Stranger: sozz
You: aww
You: u asked :(
You: u must die, now that u know
Stranger: wrong personn
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You: hey babe, what u wearing ;)?
Stranger: i am male
You: still ;)
Stranger: boxers & big t shirt
You: hehe lol, i'm wearing nothing. i'm 46/F/USA
Stranger: im a 17m/finland
You: Lol hei niin mäkin :D
You: hehe
Stranger: haista vittu
You: nooh älä nyt leikistä suutu xD

Ei vittu päivän paras x'DDDD

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f?
Stranger: m 23 italy
You: m 56 china
You: wanna cyber?
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u live
You: in sweden
Stranger: f or m?
You: m
Stranger: Suck Fuck You
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:( Se oli ilkee