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Kännilista

Seuraavana aaumuna voi sitten miettiä, että minkälainen känni ja krapula tulikaan koetuksi... ;-) Onneksi ei ole meillä ollenkaan mahdollista... eihän ?!?

Tuhkimo -känni:
Tulee kotiin ilman toista kenkää.

Ruusus -känni:
Sammuu sadaksi vuodeksi.

Pieni Merenneito -känni:
Jalat ei irtoa toisistaan ja haisee silakalle.

Lumikki -krapula:
Herää aamulla seitsemän miehen kanssa.

Punahilkka -krapula:
Herää isoäidin kanssa samasta vuoteesta.

Keisarin Uudet Vaatteet -krapula:
Herää aamulla alasti kadulta.

Ruma Ankanpoikanen -krapula:
Aamulla on vierellä väärät munat.

Nalle Puh -krapula:
Aamukankeudessa ei saa sormia varpaisiin ja hampaissa on plakkia, kuin olisi pessyt ne hunajalla.

Roope Ankka -krapula:
Olet hommannut ilman housuja ison kasan rahaa.

Mikki Hiiri -krapula:
Korvat ovat turvonneet palloiksi, käsissä on valkoiset käsineet, mutta frakista ei ole enää tietoakaan.

Iso Paha Susi -krapula:
Henki haisee niin pahalle, että puhaltamalla kaataa ladon.

Hannu ja Kerttu -krapula:
Aamulla voit kätevästi suunnistaa vessaan yöllä oksentamaasi vanaa seuraillen.

Historian suurmiehiä -traumatologia:

Hitler -känni:
Sammuu bunkkeriin

Kristoffer Kolumbus -känni:
Ei tiedä mihin on menossa, eikä perille päästyään tiedä missä mahtaa olla, mutta koko reissu menee valtion laskuun.

..juhli kavereitten kans porukalla treellä kaverin synttäreitä :D tuli ihana vekki suuhun ja nyt potuttaa... :/

Tänään nollataan koulua,alkoholin merkeis.Ei muutaku treelle bailaan :D

Hey guy - you're the one for me
Your face - the sweetest thing I've ever seen
Stop by - dedicate to me
Your time - your time

At night - it really gets to me
I find nobody is here with me
Stop by - say you'll stay with me
You're the one I really miss

Every single day - single hour
I can see your face - single day
Every single day - single hour
I can see your face - single day
Every single day - single hour
I can see your face - single day
Every single day - single hour
I can see your face - single day

Hey guy - you're the one for me
Those eyes - the loveliest I've ever seen
Stop by - Just to say to me
You're mine - you're mine

This time lay some love on me
I'm blind - to anything surrounding me
so fine when you're next to me
You're the one I can't resist

Every single day - single hour
I can see your face - single day
Every single day - single hour
I can see your face - single day
Every single day - single hour
I can see your face - single day
Every single day - single hour
I can see your face - single day

Don't want to see the sunrise,
I don't want to see the sun.
Don't want to see the sunrise,
'cause when the morning comes...
it'll take you away from me,
Oh, Tomorrow you'll be gone
So far away from me,
Oh,Tomorrow you'll be gone

See, how the sunlight fades away.
It's the end of our last day,
my final night with you.
One last kiss that underscores
that I'm forever yours.
Will you miss me when you go?
Promise me, you'll wait for me.

Don't want to see the sunrise,
I don't want to see the sun.
Don't want to see the sunrise,
'cause when the morning comes...
it'll take you away from me,
Oh, Tomorrow you'll be gone
So far away from me,
Oh, Tomorrow you'll be gone

Look, how my smile tries to disguise,
what you're reading in my eyes,
at the breaking of the day.
One last gaze at the stars above.
This is more than summer love.
Will you miss me when you go?
Promise me, you'll wait for me.

Don't want to see the sunrise,
I don't want to see the sun.
Don't want to see the sunrise,
'cause when the morning comes...
it'll take you away from me,
Oh, Tomorrow you'll be gone
So far away from me,
Oh, Tomorrow you'll be gone

I always needed time on my
own
I never thought I'd need
you there when I cry
And the days feel like
years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie
is made up on your side

When you walk away
I count the steps that you
take
Do you see how much I need
you right now?

When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are
missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is
missing too
When you're gone
All the words I need to
hear to always get me
through the day
And make it OK
I miss you

I've never felt this way
before
Everything that I do
Reminds me of you
And the clothes you left
they lie on my floor
And they smell just like
you
I love the things that you
do

When you walk away
I count the steps that you
take
Do you see how much I need
you right now?

When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are
missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is
missing too
And when you're gone
The words I need to hear
to always get me through
the day
And make it OK
I miss you

We were made for each
other
Out here forever
I know we were
Yeah Yeah

All I ever wanted was for
you to know
Everything I do I give my
heart and soul
I can hardly breathe, I
need to feel you here with
me
Yeah

When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are
missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is
missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear
will always get me through
the day
And make it OK
I miss you...

Fergie Big Girls Don't Cry

Da Da Da Da
The smell of your skin lingers on me now
You're probably on your flight back to your home town
I need some shelter of my own protection baby
To be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, Serenity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry

The path that I'm walking
I must go alone
I must take the baby steps 'til I'm full grown, full grown
Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they?
And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry

Like the little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and uno cards
I'll be your best friend and you'll be mine Valentine
Yes you can hold my hand if you want to
'Cause I want to hold yours too
We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds
But it's time for me to go home
It's getting late, dark outside
I need to be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, Serenity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
don't cry
don't cry

La Da Da Da Da Da