IRC-Galleria

Luoja, anna minulle kärsivällisyyttä, JA HETI!

Ihmisiä eivät tapa pommit vaan räjähdykset.

Olen vakavissani, se oli vitsi!

Et voi myöhästyä ennen kuin saavut paikalle.

Uni on vain kofeiinin korvike.

Todellisuus on vain raittiusliikkeen keksimä illuusio.

Se viimeksi nauraa joka hitaimmin ajattelee.

Nuoret pitävät itseään kyllin viisaina, aivan kuten juopuneet pitävät itseään tarpeeksi selvinä.

Hyvin arvattu on puoliksi tiedetty.

Turvallisuus on tunne, joka sinulla on, ennen kuin olet tajunnut tilanteen.

Kaikki on mahdollista, paitsi pyöröovesta hiihtäminen.

Mielipiteeni on voinut muuttua, mutta ei se tosiasia, että olen oikeassa.

Se, että olet vainoharhainen ei tarkoita sitä, etteivät ne kuitenkin olisi perässäsi.

Hymyile! Huomisesta tulee vielä pahempi.

Kauhea loppu on parempi, kuin kauhu ilman loppua.

Naura ongelmillesi, niin kaikki muutkin tekevät.

Kyllä skitskofrenia aina yksin olemisen voittaa.

Ne vain yrittävät saada minut näyttämään vainoharhaiselta.

Kun ystäväsi katselevat sinua hyppäämässä laskuvarjolla joka ei aukea, voisi olla hauska temppu, jos esittäisit vaikkapa uintiliikkeitä.

Kuten sanoin, minä en koskaan toista itseäni.

Jos vanhempasi eivät pystyneet saamaan lapsia, on hyvin todennäköistä, ettet sinäkään saa.

Lopeta totuuden etsiminen ja asetu aloillesi hyvään fantasiaan.

He sanoivat, että minä olen herkkäuskoinen... Ja minä uskoin!

On vaikea tehdä mitään idioottivarmaksi, koska idiootit ovat niin nerokkaita.

Nyt aion ottaa vähän rennommin, olen huolissani vain päivän kerrallaan.

Kerran luulin olevani väärässä, mutta erehdyin.

Ole aina rehellinen, vaikka et tarkoittaisikaan sitä!

Selibatia ei ole perinnöllistä.

Siitä huolimatta, että eläminen on niin kallista, se on edelleen hyvin suosittua.

Egoisti on ihminen, jolla on huono maku: on kiinnostunut enemmän itsestään kuin minusta.

Kaikki vihaavat minua, koska olen vainoharhainen.

Fakta: useimmat rikolliset ovat heteroseksuaalisten vanhempien kasvattamia.

Outoa, että kaikki älykkäät ihmiset ovat samaa mieltä kanssani.

Se joka kadottaa järkensä on yleensä viimeinen, kuka sitä kaipaa.

Jos et välitä pätkääkään siitä missä olet, et voi eksyä!

Kauneus on pinnallista, rumuus menee luihin ja ytimiin.

Ajattelin suunnitella spontaanina olemista huomenna.

Pessimismi on aivan turhaa, ei se auta kuitenkaan mitään.

Elämäni tarkoitus on olla varoittavana esimerkkinä muille.

Jotkut ihmiset tuovat iloa minne sitten menevätkin - toiset taas mistä lähtevätkin.

Ei ole mitään niin pysyvää kuin väliaikainen ero.

Olemme kaikki oman onnemme seppiä, mutta vain rikkaat myöntävät sen.

Elämä on liian tärkeää otettavaksi vakavasti.

Mahdollisuus että joku katselee sinua on suoraan verrannollinen toimintasi typeryyteen.

Heti, kun kädet tulevat rasvaisiksi, nenää alkaa kutittaa.

Alamme edistyä - asiat menevät huonommaksi hitaammin.

Kaikki hyvä elämässä on joko laitonta, moraalitonta tai lihottaa.

Älä siirrä huomiseksi mitään, minkä voit kokonaan unohtaa.

Pessimisti on realisti, joka ei häpeä myöntää sitä, sanoo kyynikko.

Kun on korviaan myöten kusessa, on parempi pitää suunsa kiinni.

Kukaan ei ole täydellinen ja minä olen täydellinen esimerkki siitä.

2+2=5, hyvin suurilla kakkosen arvoilla.

Voisitko toistaa mitä sanoit sen jälkeen kun sanoit ”nyt kuuntele hyvin tarkkaan”?

Muista että olet ainutlaatuinen. Aivan kuten me kaikki muutkin!

Hyödytön kuin tuulilasin pyyhkijä hanhen perseessä.

3/4 suomalaisesta kattaa 75% väestöstä.

43% kaikista tilastoista on turhia.

Kaikki helpot ongelmat on jo ratkaistu.

Anna aina anteeksi vihamiehillesi, mikään ei harmita heitä enempää.

Jeesus kuoli syntiemme tähden - emmehän tahdo tuottaa hänelle pettymystä.

Muistan aivan varmasti unohtaneeni sen.

Saan sähköpostia, olen siis olemassa.

Nyt saat hintansa arvoisen neuvon, ja ilmaiseksi...!

Olen löytänyt totuuden, eikä siinä ollut mitään järkeä.

Tiedän kyllä sen, en vain muista sitä kaikkea kerralla!

Kaikki, mitä kaipaan on lämmin sänky, muutama ystävällinen sana ja supervoimat.

Tää vappu oli kyllä aiva paras :DD Kiitos mun menossa mukana olleille xDD

TATJAAANAAA... :DDD

Lalliksen oli hyvä jäädä tähän kesätauolle, oli sen verran hyvä keikka klamydialta. Ja kiitos lotta, henrika ja kasperi ja osittain atte(kin) aivan hieno ilta oli. Ja kiitti ihanat Raumalaiset jotka tulitte piristämään iltaa sinnekkin, ja taisi siinä ehkä tampereelaassii olla mukana?? ;) :D

Mut hej, ens lalliksella uusiks :DD

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