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Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

He's a pinball wizard
There's got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist

How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never tilts at all
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him

Even on my usual table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

I GOT NO MOTIVATION
WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION
NO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION
SMOKING MY INSPIRATION

If I had a dollar bill for every time Ive been wrong
Id be a self-made millionaire and youd still be gone
So hand me down my best dress shoes and my best dress shirt
Cause Im going out in style to cover the hurt
And all I wanna do all day is spend it in bed
But thats bad for the body and even worse for my head
So Ill try and find a place where no one will ask me a thing
Itll help to forget and help me to sing

Cause now Im drunk again
The means to my end
And Im scared of myself
Cause now its the same the faces and names
And Im scared of myself again

Have you ever wanted to wake up from your dreaming
Scared you so bad you couldnt control your heart or your breathing
Well walk out the door with me on the floor
You dont care how Im feeling
I guess a weak and tired and frightened man is no longer appealing

Some people have a gift of reaching right into your soul
And finding the whole and making it
Bigger
Baby sometimes I think I catch ya crackin cynical smiles
And in a short while youll be my
Hearts grave digger
Well theres not much I can do
Cause Im at the mercy of you
So baby I guess were through

Cause now Im drunk again
The means to my end
And Im scared of myself
Cause now its the same the faces and names
And Im scared of myself again
Cause now its all the same the faces and the names
So go walk out the door you dont believe me no more
And Im scared of myself again

If I had a dollar bill for every time I been wrong
Id be a self made millionaire and I wouldnt be singing

miten vitussa joku voi muka saada fysiikasta nobelin ku minä en todennäköisesti saa kokeeseen muuta oikein ku oman nimeni nätisti sinne yläreunaan ekalle sivulle?

Kissapupu (niin maailma on merkillinen) ihmetteli äiti-pupulta, miksi hän
on
kissapupu.

"No, kun silloin nuorempana olin vähän villi.... Ja oli pimeääkin... niin
,että sinun isäsi on sitten kissa" vastasi äiti-pupu. Ja tähän kissapupu
tyytyi, vakuuttihan äiti-pupu, että rakastaa kissapupuaan aivan yhtä
paljon
kuin muitakin lapsiaan.

Aikaa kului, ja kissapupun veri veti maailmalle. Reippaana ja
sosiaalisena
se ystävystyi helposti. Eräänä päivänä tuli omituisen näköinen otus
vastaan.

"Moi, minä olen kissapupu, mikäs sinä olet?"
"Moi minä olen muurahaiskarhu" kuului vastaus.
Jopa on merkillinen maailma, tuumi kissapupu,
melkoisen pimeää on täytynyt olla.

Matka jatkui, ja seuraava otus laahusti vastaan.
"Moi, minä olen
kissapupu, mikäs sinä olet?"
"Moi , minä olen hirvikärpänen", kuului vastaus ja kissapupu oli entistä
enemmän ymmällään, jopa on merkillinen maailma, tuumi kissapupu.
Melkoisen pimeää on täytynyt olla, ja tuon äiti on ollut vähintään yhtä
villi kuin minunkin.

Ja taas matka jatkui, ja vielä yksi otus laahusti vastaan. "Moi, minä
olen
kissapupu, mikäs sinä olet?" "Moi, minä olen poliisikoira!"

Did you hear about that girl, who knocked me off my feet?
Her beauty made me
dream, while her karate kick make me bleed.
Well, I tried to get a date. I
said the magic words.
But her answer came across in a way that really
hurts,.
A meaningful relationship, true love until the end,
was all I had
to offer her, but she offered violence.
Hers punches left me black and
blue.
Made acquaintance with her high-heeled shoe.
Listen man, I'm
warning you !

Love hurts!
Love hurts!

Saw her at bay today.
Well, she looks like bleach blond fun.
But even in her swimsuit, she's
carrying a gun.
Long legs and angel lips and her ego's oversized.
I can't
make out this bit has soon been pulverized. (has soon been
pulverized)

No meaningful relationship. No love until the end.
She
broke my heart and then she broke my arm. She's a little too violent.
She is
driving everyone insane.
All I know is her meaning's awful plain. Oh no,
there she goes again!

Love hurts!
Love hurts!