IRC-Galleria

001. What is Your Name? Joanne
002. How old are you? 19
003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? en kerro.

General
004. What is your height? 160
005. Do you have any siblings? yup
006. What is your eye colour? green
007. What is your hair colour? naturally its very very blonde.
008. Do you wear glasses or contacts? glasses
009. Are you right handed or left handed? right
010. Do you have any piercings? a couple, nowt special
011. Do you smoke? Passively.
012. Do you swear? Too much
013. Do you get along with your parents? Yes
014. Your heritage: Romany gypsy, english, scottish, irish, indian.
015. Your fears too many to mention.
016. Goal you would like to achieve this year: Achieved it :)
017. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger kk
018. Best Physical Feature eyes
019. Your bedtime: 10ish. Sometimes.
020. What time do you arise in the morning? 0625
021. First thoughts waking up? Saatana.
022. Do you shower daily? Yes

This Or That?
023. Bright or dark room? dark
024. Chocolate or vanilla? choco
025. Dogs of cats? neither.
026. Pepsi or Coke? pepsi
027. McDonalds or Burger King? burger king <3
028. Ant or Dec? - Ant :D
029. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? neither
030. Cappuccino or Coffee? coffee

In the last month have you...
031. Drank alcohol? No
032. Gone to a mall? Yes
033. Eaten a box of Oreos? No
034. Eaten sushi? No
035. Been on stage? Yes
036. Been dumped? Nope
037. Gone skinny dipping? Nope
038. Stolen Anything? nope

Have you ever...
039. Laughed for no reason? yes
040. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? more like someone...
041. Been in love? Yes
042. Fired a gun? Yes
043. Been drunk? Never
044. Been called a Tease? Yes
045. Been beaten up? No
046. Shoplifted? No

What was the last....
047. Furry thing you touched? Toy elephant
048. Thing you've said? Nähdään huomenna.
049. Song you've listened to? "Durch den Monsun"
050. (Who was the last) person you've spoken to on the phone? Äiti
051. Movie you watched? Jackass 2
052. Thing you were doing before this? fuck all
053. Time you cried? yesterday
054. Song you've sang? Too much love with Kill You
055. Time you looked at the clock? Not long ago.
056. Food and drink you've had? Creme egg and tea.
057. Flavour of gum you've chewed? Mint.
058. Shoes you've worn? my new ones.
059. Store you've been in? k supermarket

Favourite...
060. Planet? Neptune. For obvious reaons...
061. Age you've been so far? 18
062. Season? Summer
063. Number? 2
064. TV show? Mythbusters. I'm a geek.
065. Flower? Poppy

Random...
066. How much cash do you have on you? Not alot.
067. What's a word that rhymes with 'door'? Snore
068. What T-Shirt are you wearing? black vest.
069. What brand of shoes are you wearing? none

SURVEY:

1.do you smoke mary-jane
No. I'm anti drink and anti drugs.

2. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
yes

3. Who's the last person that came to your house?
Me.

4. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants

5. What is the last thing that you drank?
water

6. What time did you get up today?
10am

7. Elvis Presley or James Dean?
The King

8. Who is one person you can't stand from grade school?
Richard.

9. What grade do you give yourself?
iA*

10. What bothers you the most?
some people

11. Is there anyone you would like to fight?
No

12. Do you like someone right now?
No

13. What are you doing right now?
Chatting

14. What were you doing before this survey?
nothing

15. Who did you dance with last?
Lazu

16. Who is your best friend(s)?
Lazu, Leggi, Niro

17. Song playing?
No Fear by The Rasmus. On TV.

18. If you could have one wish:
money!

19. What color are your underwear?
Leopardprint.

20. Do you know what tofu is?
yes

21. Have you ever eaten it?
yes

22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
Yes

23. Have you ever had one?
No

24. Do you want to go back to high school?
sometimes yeah

25. Who is your arch-enemy?
Hahahaha...

26. Whats the most attractive thing on the opposite sex?
Eyes

27. Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
Yes

28. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie?
No

29. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
No

30. What do you think of Paris Hilton?
No comment

31. What do you think of Justin Timberlake?
Fucking idiot.

32. Britney or Christina?
Neither

33. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
Silver

34. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
no

35. What did you do yesterday?
Baked pulla, had lunch with my sister, got lost in my hometown

36. Are you bored right now?
yeah

37. Have you ever flashed someone?
no

38. How many children do you want to have?
2

39. Who did you ride in a car with last?
Dad

40. Republican or Democrat?
-

41. What's the oldest that a man can be and still be sexy?
Erm...30 ;)

42. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people's medical bills?
No. Smoking is a choice.

43. What scares you the most?
Alot.

44. What makes you happy?
Simple things.

45. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
in bed? Ooooh, you KNOW who ;)

1. First off, what's your name?
Joanne

2. Ok, but what do people call you?
Joanne, Jo, Jo-Lou, Mooni.

3. Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
Yes

4. Who is the fourth received call on your call log?
Leggi

5. If you could change your eye color, what would you change it to?
I wouldn't.

6. What is the wallpaper on your phone?
A nice picture

9. What color is your shirt right now?
Grey

10. What was the best thing that happened to you last year?
Going to Finland

11. Do your friends annoy you?
Yes. Some are very childish.

12. Are cell phones allowed in your school?
I'm not at School

13. When was the last time you cried?
Wednesday when the plane started to land. My ears and head were in agony.

15. What college do you want to go to?
I don't. for now, I'm done with education.

16. Who was the last person that made you laugh?
Dad

18. Who do you make fun of the most?
Janne.

19. What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
oh i dont know

20. Do you think you've gotten prettier since elementary school?
Yes!

21. Have you seen your best friend cry?
No

22. Do you stink?
Nope

24. Do you dance in the car?
No

26. Do you and your best friend act alike?
Not any more

27. What is a noise that you cannot stand?
loud noise

28. Does your mum vacuum early in the morning, when you're sleeping?
nope

29. Are your parents in love?
I don't think so.

30. What age did you get an ipod?
Haven't got one.

31. Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over?
Sleep at a friend's

32. Do you watch MTV?
No

33. Has something happened where you honestly thought you were gonna die?
Not really

35. What do you smell like right now?
Flowers

36. Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
yes

38. What shoes did you wear today?
Sexy boots...

40. What color is your laundry basket?
Wicker.

41. Does your mum make you wear a winter coat?
no

42. Does it contain fur?
No

43. Do you own any Abercrombie or Hollister polos?
No

45. How do you like your steak?
I don't

46. Whos in your house right now?
Me, Mum, Dad, Jono and Charlotte

47. Where did you get your last bruise from?
Luggage.

48. Where did you last go to eat?
In the dining room :P

49. What are you currently listening/watching?
Airport.

50. Is there someone you can't stop thinking about?
No

Mooni's list of requirements!

-This is why mooni never has a man!

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5 foot 9 or above (she laughs at short men)
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Brown hair/brown or green eyes
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Blonde hair/green or blue eyes
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Good with kids!
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Wants to have kids
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Trustworthy and reliable <--the main flaw
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Wants commitment <--again i want the impossible.
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Speaks a language other than english.<--i want clever kids
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But speaks english <--pleases the parents + accent...hohohoho
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Stays faithful <--*cracks up*
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Between 18-25. (or up to 7 years older than me)
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Has a job etc. ( i want that he can support himself)
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No drugs, limited drinking (ethical and health reasons.)
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Pretty tummy <3 <-personal reasona ; )
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Able to be independant <-- i hate klingons and stalkers
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No major issues. <--two off us would be dangerous.
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longish hair
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Plays a musical instrument (<--RHYTHM)
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FEMININE AND CAMP, BUT REALLY MANLY AT THE SAME TIME <--because it confuses people and the uncertainty is HOT
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Strong <--recently discovered just how nice that is
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Isnt scared of spiders <--nuff said

Oon nyt 2 päivää kotona Ipswichissä. Tänne olo on ihan outo. Sää ei ole hyvää. Iskä kertoi, että ennen tulin takas, sää oli ihana etc etc. Se on kun mä olen englanissa. Näen, että tampereella se on aurinkoinen *jealous*.

No, olen ihan iloinen olla mun perheenin kanssa, se on ihan vaikkea mulle, että he ovat Englannissa, ja mä suomessa. Mä rakastan heitä. Tänään, mä meen Northgateen (Siskon kouluun), ja sitten me menään keskustaan syödä, ja illalla, Jonon bändi soitta, sitten mä meen minun vanha kouluun nähdä heitä. Olen yllatynyt. Eilen, Jono oli kipeänä, ja hän tuli minun huoneen, ja soiti piano, hän on hienoa! No, unohdan taas, mitä mä haluan sanoa teille.
Uniklubi ovat radiossa :) Mä kaipan suomi ja mun lapset, liian paljon :(

Olen kotona yksin. Äiti ja Isä ovat työssä, ja Charlotte ja Jono ovat koulussa. Mullon kauhea tylsää. Sunnuntaina, Bob ja Isoäiti tulevät Ipswichiin. En ole varma jos Anne tulee myös, mutta toivon että hän tulee, kun mä halua puhua suomea :D hahaha. Liikaa ei ole koskaan rittaa.

Pitäis nyt mennä, kun tarvin kirjoita mun CV, kun etsin kesä työpaikka. Woo, what fun.
Nähdään pian :)

Here is a little lesson in "Joanne Talk":

Computers bolloxed, so my social bunny has grown into a motherfucking hare. Kids are driving me round the bend. It's pissing down. Weekend's gone down the drain. Friends are coming to make life hell. I'm fucking knackered. Dads being his nromal self, so come summer, i'm screwed.

tietokoneeni meni rikki, sitten en mä puhuin paljon perheenin kans. Lapset mua ärsyttää. Sata veta. Mullei ole mitään tehdä viikonloppuna, ja ensi viikoa minun kavereita tulevat englannista mulle. Ja isä vihaa ranskalaiset, ja se on mulle ongelmaa...

Moro!!

Täällä kaikki on IHAN hyvin!! Tänään, meillä on vapaapäivää kun Hämeen Linna on suljettu. Eilen, menimme Sunrise Avenuen keikka Nokialla. Se oli loistava!! meillä oli haastettelu pojan kans, ja se oli niin naurattava. Olimme heidän kans ehkä 1 tuntia, mutta.... meillä on vain 25-30 minuuttia materiaali lukea :D

Nojoo, huomenna, menemme illalla tampereelle koska se on jotain tehdä, ja maanantaina menään Turkuun missä kaverini Jérémy asuu. Nukumme hänen laivalla, ja tiistainan me menemme linnaan etc etc.

Tänä iltana, katsomme Bloodpitin "Live at Nosturi" DVDtä. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Ja, ehkä.... en mää tiedä. Hän on nyt puhelimissa hänen vanhemmat kansa, ja ymmärrän melkein kaikki mitä hän sanoo heille. Se on kiva ymmärrää mutten osaa puhua enää :( ehkä, mää voin yrittää ensi vuonna opea se. En oo ihan varma myös, että mää osaan ranskaa. Kyllä, ymmärrän siitä, mutta puhua on nyt ihan vaikkea. Tammikuussa, kun Tish ja Lilly tulivat suomeen katsoa Flinchin tuplaakeikka nokialla, mä yritin puhua vähän ranskaksi, mutta se oli niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin vaikkea kun mä olin sekasin- puhuin tänä yönä englantia, suomea ja ranska. voi vittu....

mutta... nyt mä meen pois. kun on DVD-aika!! no niin,
hyvää pääsiäinen kaikkille!!!
nähdään sitten,

Jo xxxx

Tää on oikein hyvää kysymys!! En mä tiedä oikeesti kuka mä oon.
Mä oon Joanne, 18v englannista. Mä osaan englantia, ranskaa, saksaa, vähän suomea, ja yritän opea ruotsia. Yössä, kaikki on ranskaksi, mutten tiedä miks. se aloitti viime vuonna kun olin koulussa. Se oli naurattava, mutta nyt ei ole niin.
Joka päivää mä puhun vain suomea. Tiedän, että se ei ole hyvää, mutta lapset ymmärrävät mua, sitten ei oo mitää haitaa. Kun mä puhun miun poikaystäväni kanssa, puhumme vähän englantia, ranskaa, ja suomea.

Nyt, asun valkeakoskella yli 6 kuukautta!!! Se on ihan vaikea tajua, että, se on nyt 73 päivää vaan menen takas englantiin. sitten, etsin työpaikka tänne, ja toivon, aloitta se syyskuussa...mutta... se on ihan vaikkea. Juuri nyt, mä haluan mennä takasin kesäkuussa, ja sitten mennä työhön englannissa, mutta elokuussa, mun perheeni ja mä mennä Cornwalliin. Yay!! Tintagel: Knights of the Round Table!!! Mutta.... tarvitsen rahaa. Aina se on ongelma... en halua mennä takas KFCiin, koska richard on vielä siellä, ja se ei ole hyvä ajatus että olemme samalla huonessa samalla aika. Oh no it isnt!!!

Häh, sitten.... oon kohta 19v. Mitäs mä haluan elämänissä? Taas on hyvää kysymys. Mä haluan oma perheeni, mä haluan lapset, ja haluan olla onnellinen :) kun asuin englannissa, minulla oli ihan tyttöystäväni, Emma. Ehkä toukokuussa saan kuvat meitä <3

Nyt mä haluan mennä nukuun!

I think I've already posted this, but once more shouldnt hurt...


(001) Your gender: female

(002) Straight/gay/bi?: Straightish

(003) Single?: yes

(004) Want to be?: Yup

(005) Age?: 18

(006) Age you wish you were: I like being 18

(009) The colour of your eyes: Green

(010) Piercings: nose, ears, belly button

(012) Tattoos: Nope

DO YOU...

(013) Smoke: Not intentionally

(015) Read the newspaper: Yes, when I can get my hands on one.

(017) Talk to strangers who IM you: It depends. Generally, if its dirty old men, I tell 'em to fuck off. But if its someone with similar interests, then I will talk.

(018) Take walks in the rain: Yeah. In the summer its a lovely thing to do

(019) Drive: People mad. yes

(020) Like to drive fast?: No

(021) Hurt yourself: Only if I fall o'er or drop something on myself, or if I sit down at work, and the kids jump on me.

HAVE YOU EVER...

(022) Been out of the country: Several times. I don't really like England so much.

(023) Been in love: I suppose so

(024) Done drugs: Never.

(025) Gone skinny dipping: Yes

(026) Had a surgery: Kinda.

(027) Ran away from home: No

(028) Played strip poker: Hahaha

(029) Gotten beat up: No

(031) Been on stage: Several times

(032) Slept outdoors: Yeah :) in a doorway in Central London.

(034) Pulled an all-nighter: God yes.

(036) Talked on the phone all night: No

(038) Slept all day: Yup

(039) Killed someone: No

(040) Made out with a stranger: No

(041) Had sex with a stranger?: No

(042) Kissed the same sex: yes, and I'd do it again.

(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? I don't kiss and tell.

(044) Been betrayed: Depends on how you look at it, I guess.

(045) Broken the law: Yes

(047) Been on radio/tv: Been on TV once, and done now 3 radio interviews

(048) Been in a mosh-pit: No

(049) Had a nervous breakdown: Kinda.

(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance: No

(051) Had a dream that kept coming back: Yup

(052) Favorite shoe brand?: DILLIGAF?

(053) Favorite music: Anything. Depends on the mood.

(054) Wear hats: Yeah. I like hats.

(055) Judged other people by their clothing: Of course I have.

(057) Are you trendy: I'm comfy.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

(058) Life on other planets: Yeah

(059) Miracles: Yes

(060) Astrology: YES!

(061) Magic: Sometimes.

(062) God: Yes

(063) Love: Yes

(064) Ghost: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "est-ce-k kkn ici?" *BANG* "OH FUCK!!"

(065) Rebirth: To some extent, yes.

(066) Love at first sight: No

(067) Ying and Yang?: Of course. I mean, like Einstein said, for every action, there is an equal reaction.

(068) Witches: not in the traditional sense, but there are of course such things.

(069) The Easter Bunny: Yes. I love the magic of childhood innocence.

(071) Do you consider love a mistake: Never. A broken heart will only make you stronger.

(072) What do you find romantic: Most romantic is little things.

(074) Turn-offs: Drink, drugs, arrogance, idiocy, chauvanism, ignorance....

(075) Do you base your judgement on looks alone: No

(076) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone and physically unattracted?: yes

(077) What is best about the opposite sex?: That most arent as bitchy as us girlies!

(078) What is the last present someone got you?: Twas another drawing :)

(079) Do you like/love someone?: No in the boyfriendy/girlfriendy way. But I have been in love with my friend Emma for a long long time.

LAST PERSON...

(080) That you laughed at: Leggi

(081) That laughed at you: Leggi and Carrie

(082) That turned you on: :)

(082.5) That kissed you: Jé

(083) That you went shopping with : better to shop alone

(084) To disappoint you: Jé

(085) To make you cry: Nobody has made me cry recently.

(086) To brighten up your day: Danu. "DJOOOOOOOOOOO TOMMI JA IIIIIIIIIIIJA HAKEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

(087) You saw a movie with: Leggi

(088) You talked to on the phone: Leggi

(089) You talked to on messenger: Cari

(090) You talked to on text message: Lazu

(091) Your best friend: Lazu

(095) Bought something: Today. Chocolate.

(096) Danced: I dont remember

(097) Who is your crush:Like I'm gonna say on here.

What is your middle name?
Louise


What color is your mailbox?
Brown and Rusty

Are you single?
yes


Have you ever hit a deer?
Nope


Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
Always.


What color is your room?
White

Do you have a small driveway?
It's a motherfuckin' carpark, baby!

Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?
Nope :D Its a song I wrote and recorded 4 years ago

What do you do first in the morning?
Drag myself out of bed and go to the bathroom to shower.


What brand is your printer?
I dont have one.

Do you enjoy fighting with people?
No


Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
Straight

Who was your kindergarten teacher?
I didnt go to kindergarten. Now I am kindergarten teacher.


What is your ringtone?
It depends on the caller

Are you taller than your mom?
It's not hard...

What curse word do you say the most when your pissed?
Bollocks, saatana, bugger, fuck

Are you God?
Oh yeaaaaaaaah


Do you like someone?
No


Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
Yes lol. I have the mental age of a 3 year old.


Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Stomach.


Do you often cry during a movie?
No

Last phone call you received?
Leggi


Last text message?
Lazu


Do you hate your life?
no

Do you get mad easily?
I used to, but Ive changed alot.


What is your biggest pet peeve?
Orcs.

Are you cold?
Nope


Do any of your friends have kids?
Yes


Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now?
Yes


Who should pay on the first date?
Both people.

How many years older than you are you willing to date?
Erm, my ex is now 24....



Do you have any friends?
Yes :D


Do you have any mean friends?
Yes lol, they're a bunch of sadists :P

What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?
Yellow


Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
Yep XD


Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
No

Have you ever contemplated suicide?
No

Do you scratch your ears?
They itch, then yeah.

Who was the last person to hug you?
one of the little ones

What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?
Jeans.


How tall are you?
5 foot 4

What is the closest green object?
One of my painting


If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
Ben

Do you want to have kids?
YES!!! FUCKING HELL, I WANNA FALL IN LOVE AND HAVE A FAMILY!

What is the brightest color you're wearing?
White


Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have?
Leggi!

Who do you hate the most right now?
Richard.


What kind of car do you want?
I dont want a car


What is your favorite video game?
I dont like video games


Do you like your dad?
yes!


Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Bottom, Men Behaving Badly


Are you wearing make-up?
A little bit


Do you have a tattoo?
no

Have you ever broken a pinata?
No

What time is it right now?
1602

Do you know how to draw?
Yes

Who loves orange soda?
Kel loves orange soda!! is it true?!?


Who did you last IM?
Aleksi


Do you work a lot of hours?
Too many.

Where were you in the last 24 hours?
Valkeakoski


Who was the last person that called you?
Leggi

Is there anything you regret?
yes


Do you know where your family name originated from?
Israel

Is there an animal that creeps you out?
Seafood, spiders...


What is your favorite color ON A CAR?
Blue

Do you use digital or film cameras?
Both

Do you own an iPod?
no, i have me a zen!

Have you ever been on a charter bus?
Yes

Do you like going to water parks?
no