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Prep

[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospastole.
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.
[/] I'm pretty ditzy.
[ ] I wear pink 24/7.
[ ] My looks are very important to me.
[x] I canÂ’t live without my cell phone. ('cause my mom calls me almost every day.)
[/] My hair is always straight. (My hair is.... weird.)
[/] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[/] I laugh 24/7. (I smile a lot. 'cause I don't want to be boring.)
[ ] I have a million friends.
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies. (... I am afraid of other people.)
[ ] I'll only date popular guys. (I haven't dated anyone.)
[ ] I listen to rap & pop music.
[ ] I have at least one designer bag.
[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics (What is Myspace?)
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings. (It takes about five minutes.)
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love (Ugg?)
[x] I don't have a job
[ ] I wear lots of makeup.
[x] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute. (I don't know how to flirt.)
Total = 5

Emo

[x] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[x] I wear black everyday. (I like black.)
[ ] I write sad poetry. (Lol I don't write poetry 8D)
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic at the Disco.
[/] I mutilate myself.
[x] I think about suicide or death often. (Hmm.)
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[/] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black are white or angled. (What the hell is Myspace?!)
[ ] I wear many band shirts. (I have a Nightwish shirt.)
[x] No one understands me. (Because I don't have social skills.)
[ ] I don't talk too often. (I love to talk, but actually I'm not saying anything.)
[x] I look down when I walk.
[/] I wear black eyeliner. (Sometimes.)
[ ] My fingernails are black. (My fingernails are... eaten.)
[ ] I have a dead family member I still cry over.
[/] My hair is black. (It was.)
[/] My hair covers one of my eyes. (It covers both. Sometimes.)
[ ] I love Hot Topic. (I love Morticia.)
[/] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total = 9

Nerd

[ ] I have straight A's.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games = Love.
[/] I'm 'teachers pet'. (I was.)
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend. (Dammit.)
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[/] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes. (Bwahahahaha >8D)
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I read a lot.
[ ] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total = 6

Rebel

[ ] I always speak my mind.
[/] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] Forget you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors. (I don't care what I wear.)
[/] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[/] I'm always arguing with people.
[ ] I love to debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[/] I don't give a crap what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a crappy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[/] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[x] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 7½

Jock

[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[/] I eat a lot. (I eat candy a lot.)
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic.
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = ½ Duuude 8DD

Comedian

[ ] I'm very funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[/] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[/] I entertain people by being funny.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[/] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[/] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[/] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[/] I mostly get along with everybody.
[x] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[x] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 8

Shy

[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[ ] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[ ] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[x] I never join in class discussions.
[x] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers? Come on.
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[x] People have called me shy or quiet.
[/] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[x] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 7½

Goth

[x] I wear black.
[x] I don't like to be seen.
[x] I'm very, very pale. (I would like to tan but I can't.)
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[x] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people.
[/] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[x] I wear a long black coat.
[x] I also wear big black boots.
[x] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies. (AHH, LOVE)
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[ ] I love pain. (I am afraid of it.)
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[/] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people.
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
Total = 13

Weirdo

[ ] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[/] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[x] I talk in a robot voice often. (Meow. MAH.)
[/] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[ ] I debate stuff with myself.
[ ] I hear voices.
[/] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[x] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[ ] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[x] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 9½

Antisocial

[x] I hate most people.
[x] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[x] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[x] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[x] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[/] I never greet anyone.
[/] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[x] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[x] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[/] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else. (I used to.)
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm antisocial.
[/] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[x] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[x] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[/] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total = 15½

Skater

[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[x] I have shaggy hair. (;__;)
[x] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 2

Christian Girl/Boy

[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[x] I've never been on a date.
[ ] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[ ] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD. (What does that mean?)
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[ ] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[/] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[x] I've memorized excerpts from the bible. (I had to.)
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
Total = 2½ Omg.

Gangsta

[x] I say 'yo'. (Jou.)
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and hoes.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[x] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my hoes.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 2

Bully

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[x] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[x] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 2

Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[x] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I play a lot of computer games.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games. (I don't believe that I will get a boyfriend.)
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[x] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[x] My grades are eh.
[ ] I have a hand held video game system, like Nintendo DS.
[ ] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[ ] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[ ] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years.
[x] I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 9

Redneck

[ ] Elvis is still alive.
[ ] I hunt.
[x] I fish.
[ ] I own something camouflage.
[ ] I eat venison (deer meat).
[ ] I live in the country.
[ ] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[ ] I have over 10 pets.
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[ ] I wear a cowboy hat.
[ ] I've rode a tractor before.
[/] My jeans are always dirty.
[ ] I have a southern accent.
[ ] I say y'all.
[ ] Yankees can frick off.
[ ] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[x] I'm kind of poor.
[x] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[ ] I work hard.
Total = 4½

Cowgirl/Cowboy

[ ] I live on a farm.
[ ] I own at least 2 horses.
[ ] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[ ] I own a cowboy hat.
[ ] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[ ] I ride a tractor.
[ ] I live in a small town.
[ ] I've lived in Texas before.
[ ] I wear flannel shirts.
[ ] I wear overalls.
[ ] I say y'all and howdy.
[ ] I have other animals on a farm.
[ ] I've been in a rodeo before.
[ ] I've rode a mechanical bull before.
[ ] I love home cooking, country style.
[ ] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[ ] I say yee-haw!
[x] I've went to horse races before.
[ ] I love cowboy movies.
[ ] I square dance.
Total = 1

Social Butterfly

[ ] I have a lot of friends.
[/] I get along with everybody.
[x] I enjoy talking to different people.
[ ] I'm a people person.
[/] I love having tons of fun.
[ ] People come to me for advice.
[ ] People take an instant liking to me.
[ ] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[ ] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[ ] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[/] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[ ] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[ ] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[ ] I'm pretty cheerful.
[ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[ ] I never want to argue with people.
[x] I love talking.
[ ] I always have fun doing anything.
[ ] I'm optimistic.
[ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 3½

Stoner

[ ] I've tried at least 2 different drugs before.
[ ] I always feel chill or extremely hyper.
[ ] Getting high is awesome.
[ ] My room smells like pot.
[ ] I've been got caught with drugs before.
[ ] All my money goes toward buying drugs.
[ ] I've sold drugs before.
[ ] 4/20 frickin rocks.
[ ] I'm fascinated with the color green.
[ ] I own something with a pot leaf on it.
[ ] I have lots of air freshener so my parents won't suspect I smoke pot in my room.
[ ] I've went to school high before.
[x] I'm a slacker.
[ ] I could care less about school and my grades.
[/] I see things that aren't there sometimes.
[/] I'm like 'whatever' to everything. (I am trying to be.)
[ ] I've skipped class to get high with friends.
[ ] I've resorted to more powerful drugs like cocaine or meth because pot is so lame.
[ ] Marajuana should not be illegal.
[ ] Drugs make me feel good.
Total = 2

Whore

[ ] I've had at least 10 boyfriends.
[ ] I've hooked up with a random guy whose name I didn't know.
[ ] I'm not a virgin.
[ ] I've made out with at least 20 different guys.
[ ] I dress like a slut.
[ ] I'm a bitch and I know it.
[ ] I use my body to get what I want.
[ ] I've hooked up with someone for money before.
[ ] I've done things I regret while high or drunk.
[ ] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me.
[ ] I party often.
[ ] I get drunk all the time.
[ ] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
[ ] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before.
[ ] I've had my thong show before on purpose.
[ ] I have random piercings.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] Guys flirt with me all the time.
[/] I act really ditzy.
[ ] I've cheated on my boyfriend before.
Total = ½

Slacker

[x] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[/] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[x] I miss a lot of school.
[x] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
[x] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[x] I don't take care of myself.
[ ] I've done drugs before.
[x] I don't do my homework.
[ ] I sleep all the time.
[x] I'm bored constantly.
[x] People tell me I need to try harder.
[x] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[x] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[x] I do everything half-assed.
[ ] I'm not going to college, ever.
[ ] School is for dorks.
[ ] I don't have any ambition in life.
[x] People tell me I need to get a life.
[x] They need to, not me.
Total = 14½

Raver

[ ] I party all the time.
[ ] Glow Sticks kick ass.
[/] I love nightclubs.
[ ] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[ ] I have tons of energy.
[x] I love to dance.
[ ] I go out nearly every night.
[ ] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[ ] I've DJ'd before.
[ ] I've taken a party drug before.
[ ] I love fog machines.
[ ] I have crazy dance moves
[ ] I sleep all day and party all night.
[ ] Techno music is life.
[ ] I love popping pills, especially X.
[ ] I love neon body paint.
[ ] I shake my ass in clubs.
[ ] I've grinded before.
[ ] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.
[ ] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
Total = 1½

Hippie

[ ] I'm a tree hugger.
[x] I want to save the earth.
[ ] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[ ] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[ ] I have long hair.
[ ] I make the peace sign a lot.
[ ] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[ ] I love tye dye.
[ ] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[ ] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[ ] I love 60's music.
[ ] I'm always chilled out.
[ ] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[ ] I wear bell bottoms.
[ ] I say groovy all the time.
[ ] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[ ] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 1 Lol.

Goody Goody

[ ] I make really good grades.
[/] I'm teachers pet. (I was.)
[ ] I act sickly sweet to people.
[ ] I'm nice to everybody.
[/] I act happy 24/7. (Yeah, ACT.)
[ ] I go to church every Sunday.
[ ] I never cuss.
[ ] I always say hi to everyone.
[ ] I dress appropriately.
[ ] I want to portray a pure image.
[ ] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson.
[/] I want to impress everybody.
[ ] I've never been called rude.
[ ] I'm one of the nicest people.
[x] I want to achieve everything.
[ ] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[ ] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[ ] I'm in many different clubs.
[ ] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[ ] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 2½

Band

[ ] I love band/ orchestra class.
[x] I play at least one instrument. (Violin and piano.)
[ ] I go to all my band concerts.
[ ] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[ ] I've won awards for band.
[x] I've been to band camp.
[ ] I'm in the marching band.
[ ] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[ ] People have called me a band geek.
[ ] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[x] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years. (11.)
[ ] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[ ] Marching band is fun.
[ ] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[ ] I like football games....for the band!
[ ] Band is way better than anything else.
[ ] I carry my instrument home every night.
[ ] I only date other people in band.
[ ] I go on band field trips.
Total = 3

Choir Nerd

[/] I sing all the time.
[x] I want to try out for American Idol. (Idols.)
[ ] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[ ] I've won awards for choir.
[x] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[ ] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[x] I sing every single day.
[x] I know what range of voice I am.
[ ] I love singing duets.
[x] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[ ] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[ ] I want to go to a music college.
[ ] I watch American Idol religiously.
[x] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[ ] Choir is my favorite class.
[ ] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum a lot.
[ ] I write down lyrics all the time.
[x] I want to be a singer.
[ ] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 8½




I'm antisocial. And I know it. Lol.

1) Synnyn. Toivon mukaan. Paitsi että olin myöhässä pari viikkoa (kuten tavallista).
2) Opin lukemaan ja kirjoittamaan ja tekemään kaikkea kivaa ennen kouluun menoa.
3) Käyn peruskoulun ja olen luokan paras oppilas. Paitsi etten ollut kuin kait neljänneksi paras.
4) Käyn lukion ja kirjoitan ylioppilaaksi huippuarvosanoin. Paitsi että koulu menee perseelleen ja oon pahassa stressissä suorituspaineiden takia.
5) Menen Helsingin yliopistoon opiskelemaan lakitieteitä.
6) Valmistun lakimieheksi ja pääsen töihin ja saan paljon rahaa.
7) Jään eläkkeelle sitten joskus.
8) Kuolen.

Siinä sivussa suoritan musiikkiopiston tsydeemit, muutan ulkomaille, ravaan baarissa ja laitan monta ilkeää jätkää vankilaan. Ei jaksa, moon kuusitoista.

Minä: Muthei kato, tässon sen ekan pää, tosson sen toisen naama tuolla takana, tosson ton ekan muna ja tosson sen toisen muna menee ton perseeseen ja sitten tässon semmonen kökkö pixelianimaatio ja toi pyörii tossa ja YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND...
Heini: *lol*

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Minä: Miksi mullon mielessä vaan Gaiayaoita?
Heini: Gayaoi.

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Minä: *kävelee kauppaan sisään* *pysähtyy jumittamaan*
Myyjä: Voisinko olla avuksi?
Minä:.....
Myyjä: ..? Anteeksi..?
Minä: ..... Aa, joo, tota......
Myyjä: ...?
Minä: Juu!

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Minä: Ja aina ku Reborn ampuu Tsunan (jonka statsit on muuten ihan perseestä) ni se huutais BOOM HEADSHOT ja sit tulis tuolta noin niitä kranaatteja FIRE IN THE HOLE ja *huitoo käsillään*
Heini: ...

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Heini: *hik*
Minä:.. *hiljainen lol*
Heini: *hik* *röyh*
Minä: .... *toinen hiljainen lol*
Heini: *kikatusta*
Enkunope: Heini, hillitse itsesi.

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Minä: *Valmistautuu piirtämään taululle jotain hienoa*
Heini: Mitä sä teet?
Minä: ... *Piirtää ameeban* FAIL!

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Minä: *Yrittää päätellä, mikä ovista on Mirkan kämppään*
Heini: Jos se ei ole toi..
Minä: No on se. *koputtaa rohkeasti oveen*
Randomijätkä: *avaa* Moi?
Minä: Oho, väärä ovi.

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Minä: No meillei vieläkään ole kattilaa.. Pitää hakee meiltä.
Heini: ok..
*Lähdössä Vuorilinna nelosesta*
Minä: Oho mullei ole avaimia..
Heini: No kämppis jos on kotona.
(Kämppis ei ollut kotona.)
Minä: Jos yritetään jostain muualta? Tanokki asuu tossa ja tossa asuu se kakkosluokan pervo.
Heini: ...
Minä: *Viskelee pikkukiviä ikkunoihin* Ei ne taida olla kotona.. Jos haen ne avaimet vaan teiltä ja uus yritys.
Heini: ... Et sitte aikasemmin sanonu, mä luulin et sä oot hävittäny sun avaimes!
Minä: Öööö, not as planned?

Angstmöks.

En mene enää kouluun. Paitsi ehkä englannintunneille. Ja ruokailuun.......
Tänään ois omute, mutten halua mennä sinnekään. En vain jaksa. Maanantaina Moiskalle käväisemään, mutta olen siellä vain yhden yön. Perjantaina pitäisi iskän tulla käväisemään täällä reksin luona jne ja minun pitäisi soittaa sille psykiatrille. Sain tekstiviestin, että huomenna terkkarille klo 11, mitäköhän minä nytkin olen tehnyt...

Ja pinna on niin vitun kireänä ettei jaksa enää yhtään mitään. Suutuin Pandallekin ihan tyhjästä, mutta yritin pyytää anteeksi. Vastausta ei vielä ole tullut. Pitää oppia olemaan kiintymättä kehenkään niin paljoa että sille voisi suuttua. Yhtään läheisemmistä ihmissuhteista tuntuu olevan vain haittaa. Pitää ruveta satanistiksi.

Ei, en vedä ranteita auki (vaikka lähellä on), sillä se on täysin turhaa. Kuiviin vuotaminen on varsin epämiellyttävää, ja mitä suurimmalla todennäköisyydellä et kuole, kätesi vain menettävät toimintakykynsä mikäli olet sählännyt jänteet poikki. Ehdotan kaulan asettamista junakiskolle kun juna tulee sataaviittäkymppiä kohti tai itsensä ampumista päähän (ase suuhun että se varmasti pysyy paikoillaan). Tehokasta, et toivon mukaan jää kitumaan ja kohtalaisen helppoakin. Tosin aseen saaminen voi olla ongelma, mutta junia löytyy lähes joka paikasta. *Asiaan perehtynyt*

Ja olen liian hyvä valehtelemaan. Sitä paitsi, ei kukaan siedä kuunnella itsekkään, epäempaattisen marttyyrin valittamista siitä kuinka elämä on paskaa ja kaikki muka olisivat niin epäreiluja minua kohtaan vaikka itse olen epäreilu muita kohtaan. Eikä kukaan usko, että minulla asiat voisi olla huonosti, tai että ottaisin mitään vakavasti, ei minusta vain ole siihen ja bla. Jos yrittäisin hirttäytyä hissiin, voisiko joku silloin kuunnella? Tai jos niittaisin rintaani lapun "Anteeksi." ja keittiöveitsi kurkkuun keskellä kolmannen kerroksen käytävää? Jos joku kysyisi siitä "Anteeksi."-lapusta, vastaisin että pyysin anteeksi niiltä siivoojilta joille tuli lisätyötä kun joutuvat luuttuamaan verilammikoita. Ja sitten kuolisin.

En minä kuitenkaan uskalla tappaa itseäni, olen joko liian pelkuri tai liian vastuuntuntoinen. Sitten kun perhe on haudassa, voin rauhassa tehdä sen.

Olen keskeyttämässä koulunkäynnin tämän lukukauden loputtua. Pääsiäisen jälkeen keskustellaan Reiman kanssa ja psykiatrilta yritetään luultavasti saada lääkärintodistus, että olen kyvytön opiskelemaan tällä hetkellä. Ensi vuosi on minulle välivuosi. Tulee Pandaa ikävä ;____; Varmaan minä jonakin merkillisenä ja kohtalokkaana päivänä matkustan sinne ja asustelen sen luona pari päivää, hähää. Mutta pääasiana olisi varmaan "parantuminen" täällä Mjulla, olen henkisesti ihan rikki.

Loppukevät minun täytyisi yrittää ottaa rennosti. Asetan vain itselleni koko ajan paineita että pitäisi pärjätä todella hyvin mutta sitten en uskalla aina edes yrittää ja sitten epäonnistun ja paineita tulee vain lisää. Oravanpyörä.

Täytyy kuulemma keskittyä täysin muihin asioihin kuin opiskeluun, ja minulla on jo suunnitelmia seuraaville keskiviikoille. Hee. I'm back, beware! Vaikka päättötodistuksen sainkin jo viime vuonna 8O Lotta ilahtuu.

Ja tossa uuden hiustyylinkin ehdin hommata, pitäisi kuva laittaa kunhan ehdin. Yay. Olen taas punapää.

Jos sinulla on pokkaa, sano nämä mesessä:

Toiselle meselistallasi:
"Läheks munkaa tänään sienestämään?"
Mitä vastasi?
Ella sanoo:
Sori, lupasin mennä jo Henryn kanssa : D

Kolmannelle meselistallasi:
"Oot tosi seksikäs ja söpö<3"
Mitä vastasi?
//Ei mitn, oli poissa dammit//

Viidennelle meselistallasi:
"Moikka, oisko sulla mitää vinkkejä miten sais takamusta kiinteytettyy? =)"
Mitä vastasi?
Korento sanoo:
öh?
jotenki tuntuu että olisin kuullu tuon kysymyksen joskus aikaisemminki o_O'

Kahdeksannelle meselistallasi:
"Heippa, mä sain tänään uudet sukat :) Sori oli pakko kertoa jollekkin ku oon niin onnellinen!!!!"
Mitä vastasi?
Sini sanoo:
ööh.. Onnittelut.

Seitsemännelle meselistallasi:
hei olen mohikaani ja minun nimeni on monni
Mitä vastasi?
Lειρuяι ңιι√ά™ Aer0x мзтαl ђзαят sanoo:
jaa-a


Ensimmäiselle meselistallasi:
"VOINKO TULLA TEILLEE?"
mitä vastasi?
Bad Edward sanoo:
nytköö? : D





// Muoks.// Perkele en saanut edes uusia sukkia ;_________; Niille ois kyllä käyttöä. Oon köyhä, antakaa sukkia.

Arvatkaapas kuka on nyt myös Last.fmssa sähläämässä? :3

Kävin tossa baarissa.

Tilasin ensin kahvin ja sitten siiderin.

Ei katsottu mitenkään kummallisesti tai kysytty papereita.

Menin siis täysi-ikäisestä aika helposti. Onneksi olen vähän plösö että rinnat on 8DDD ja ääni on matalahko. Ja tietynlaisten meikkien kanssa ja hiusten ollessa siististi todellakin näytän aikuiselta.

Ja siinä se.

Eli yay. Pirun kallista vaan on. Pitää alkaa säästämään, oli siellä ihan muksaa.

.. koska minulla on paremmat perustelut! (= osaan päteä.)


VAROITUS! Tämä päiväkirjamerkintä sisältää PÄTEMISTÄ.


Eli, koko homma alkoi joskus miljoona vuotta sitten, kun eräs rinnakkaisluokkalainen esitti väitteen "Aseilla voi ampua veteen ja veden alla aivan yhtä hyvin kuin maallakin."

Luonnollisesti minä olin eri mieltä.

Minun teoriani mukaan luodin nopeus hidastuu välittömästi kun se osuu veteen tai joutuu liikkumaan vedessä; sitä ei ole edes suunniteltu kulkemaan veden alla. Esitin väittämäni, mutta kyseinen henkilö intti vastaan, perustellen väittämäänsä sillä, että hänen isoisänsä omistaa aseista kertovan kirjan ja että hänen isäpuolensa on kiinnostunut aiheesta. Hän ei missään vaiheessa ainankaan maininnut, että hän olisi kyseisen kirjan lukenut tai että hän olisi isäpuolensa kanssa asiasta keskustellut tai että tämä olisi kokeillut/todistanut rinnakkaisluokkalaiseni väitteen todeksi.

Asiaahan on luonnollisesti testattu, ja on todistettu, että luoti liikkuu ns. tappavalla nopeudella veden alla n. 0,5 - 1 metriä, mutta sen jälkeen nopeus hidastuu ja luoti alkaa vajota keskimäärin 5 metriä edettyään. Riippuen luodista, jos sen ampuu maalta veteen, se saattaa nopeutensa takia pirstoutua kappaleiksi osuessaan veden pintaan (vesi nimittäin ei ole kovin "pehmeää" rakenteensa vuoksi, etenkin jos kappale iskeytyy siihen kovalla nopeudella) ja tarpeeksi loivassa kulmassa ammuttuna mahdollisesti kimpoaa (kuin heittäisi leipiä, mutta nopeutensa ja muotonsa takia voisi olla mahdollista, että ammuttu luoti tarvitsee loivemman kulman kuin esim. heitetty litteä kivi kimmotakseen) pinnasta.

Luokkatoverini keskustelivat välitunnilla asiasta hetken; mainitsivat mm. torpedot (joita ei ammuta, vaan ne liikkuvat turbiineilla) ja sen, että poliisit testaavat aseensa ampumalla kaivoon (siksi juuri, ettei luodeista ole vaaraa veden pysäyttäessä ne.) En vain viitsinyt edes yrittää esittää omaa kantaani, en usko että kukaan olisi uskonut. Tämänkään takia en pidä teineistä. Eivät osaa kunnioittaa toisten mielipiteitä, jos ne poikkeavat ryhmästä tai menevät yli hilseen joiltakin idiooteilta.

Jonkin aikaa (muutama viikko?) myöhemmin tämä henkilö tuli vielä inttämään omaa näkökulmaansa, jolloin minä esitin teoriani uudelleen; hänellä oli edelleen samat omat perustelut kirjasta jne. Hän sanoi minulle, että "väität vain joka asiassa vastaan" ja kieltäytyi kuuntelemasta. Myöhemmin saman päivän aikana hän totesi, että "riittää se, että tiedän olevani oikeassa".

Mietin, miksi sitten hän silloin edes nosti asian uudelleen esille? Mikä oli hänen motiivinsa? Saada minut myöntämään erehdykseni? Siihen kyllä tarvitaan jo mustaa valkoisella tai todellakin hyvät ja loogiset perustelut.


Miksi kukaan ei kuuntele minua?

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. /OM NOM NOM. But I don't like cheese that much./
[/] You're very happy-go-lucky /When I'm with others./
[/] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (or can be used as an erogenous zone, so if someone twiddles it, you'd get very embarrassed)
[ ] You're a good artist
[/] You can be clumsy at times /When I should be as quiet as possible../
[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something /Do I ever mess up? 8'DD/
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" /This would be kinda... lol 8DD/
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation /GRRR, NO WAY./

(3½/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

[ ] You're very stoic and serious (guess so. 8'D)
[x] Sausages (in particular those of the wurst variety) are your favourite foods. /NOM./
[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog /I don't have a dog./
[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. /Reima?/
[/] You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
[x] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[/] You work very hard /Only when necessary./
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time' /Yay !/
[/] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people /I'm not tough?/
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice /MONEYYYHHH !!/

(6½/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x] You're very mature /I just don't show it 8D/
[ ] You're quite sweet
[/] You think everything over before saying it. /Depends./
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[x] You need time to adjust to new people

(5½/10)

The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x] You love hamburgers /JUNK FOOOOOOOOOOD !)
[ ] You think you're awesome /..wtf?/
[/] You love to invent things
[/] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people /I think./
[ ] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[x] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[ ] You wear glasses

(4/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x] You like tea /With lots and lots of sugar./
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[x] Your cooking is awful /... I think I can bake a pie.. ?/
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x] You have tried doing black magic before
[/] You get drunk quite easily.
[x] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[/] You're good at embroidery

(7/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ] You're very affectionate
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense /... 8'DDDDDD If anyone has seen my clothes../
[x] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women /I am asexual. Almost 8D/
[ ] You're very proud of yourself
[/] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet

(2½/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[/] You had a very sad childhood.
[ ] You're very tall
[/] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[x] You wear a scarf all the time /:3/
[ ] You love sunflowers
[x] You love vodka /AHHHH!/
[/] You can seem intimidating to other people
[/] You're very strong /For a girl./
[x] You have a big nose /;________; Fuck./
[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people /That annoys people./

(5/10)

China (Wong Yao)

[x] You're very mature /I just don't show it etc./
[ ] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[/] You love pandas /Pandas are kinda cute. And HeinitehPanda.. >8DD/
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[/] You work hard /I hate hard work./
[/] You're good at drawing /Over average?/
[X] You like sweets /HEAVEN!/

(3½/10)

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[/] You are very well-raised /I am afraid of my mother./
[x] You're polite /Usually yes./
[x] You love classical music
[x] You like cake /I LOVE cake./
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[x] You've composed music before /Paska säveltäjä./
[/] You tend to call people 'morons'
[ ] You wear glasses

(7/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[/] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You look younger than you actually are /No, older./
[ ] You love hockey
[ ] You love polar bears
[ ] You hate fighting /FIGHTING IS YEAHHH!/
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[/] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[x] You're bilingual /Oh well, kinda./
[ ] You always carry a bear with you

(3/10)

Cuba

[ ] You smoke
[/] You're very physically strong /For a girl./
[x] You've won a lot of fist-fights /And foot-fights 8DD *kick*/
[x] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[ ] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics /I don't have strong emotions./
[ ] You like hot weather /ARGH!/
[/] You can be very friendly from time to time /..?/
[/] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(3½/10)

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

[x] You have a potty-mouth /Perrr./
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid
[/] You're very reliable /I can keep a secret./
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[/] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike /I can be ladylike if the situation needs it./
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. /I really don't know if I have a best friend./
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[ ] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. /*sigh*/

(5/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[x] You're very serious /But I'm acting like I'm not in public./
[ ] You have a lot of patience
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff /Can a person think too much? Well, if we assume that blablabla../
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[x] You're not very confident
[/] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[ ] You're a born worrier

(4½/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ] You're very flamboyant
[/] You're quite hyperactive /I am trying to be./
[x] You can be quite goofy
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[/] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies /.. Ewh./
[ ] You get up to lots of crazy antics /.. 8D/

(5/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

[x] You're quite mean-spirited
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[/] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[x] You love to fight people
[x] You can avoid marriages quite well /I don't think I even want to be married ever./
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[x] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger /Arr!/

(7½/10)


Prussia yay 8D
There is no Finland, you bastards! >8O