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MIKSI pizza toimitetaan nopeammin asiakkaalle kuin ambulanssi saapuu perille?
MIKSI luisteluhallin edessä on parkkipaikka liikuntavammaisille?
MIKSI naiset laittavat ripsiväriä aina suu auki?
MIKSI sana lyhenne ei ole lyhyempi?
MITEN kyltti "kiellettyä astua nurmikolle" on saatu keskelle nurmikkoa?
MIKSI täytyy käyttää käynnistä-valikkoa, kun haluaa sulkea Windowsin?
MIKSI kissanruokaa ei ole hiiren makuisena?
MIKSI koiranruoka-tölkissä lukee; "entistä parempi maku" - kuka on testannut sen?
MIKSI painat kaukosäätimen nappuloita lujempaa, kun patterit ovat melkein tyhjät?
MIKSI Nooa ei lyönyt hyttysparia kuoliaaksi?
MIKSI laitoksilla ja paikoilla, jotka ovat 24 tuntia vuorokaudessa auki, on ylipäänsä lukot?
MIKSI Jumala on antanut miehille sekä aivot että munat, mutta ei tarpeeksi verta niiden käyttämiseen yhtä aikaa?


Jos lukiessasi hymyilit edes kerran, sinun täytyy kopioida tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi, jos haluat myös muiden hymyilevän.

If I
Should stay
I would only be in your way
So I'll go
But I know
I'll think of you every step of
the way

And I...
Will always
Love you, oohh
Will always
Love you
You
My darling you
Mmm-mm

Bittersweet
Memories
That is all I'm taking with me
So good-bye
Please don't cry
We both know I'm not what you
You need

And I...
Will always love you
I...
Will always love you
You, ooh

[Instrumental / Sax solo]

I hope
life treats you kind
And I hope
you have all you've dreamed of
And I wish you joy
and happiness
But above all this
I wish you love

And I...
Will always love you
I...
Will always love you
[Repeat]

I, I will always love
You....
You
Darling I love you
I'll always
I'll always
Love
You..
Oooh
Ooohhh

Wish you were here
me oh my countryman
wish you where here

Wish you were here
don't you know the stove is
getting colder
and i miss you like hell
and i'm feeling blue

I've got feelings for you babe
do you still feel the same
from the first time i laid my
eyes on you
i felt joy of living
i saw heaven in your eyes in
your eyes

I miss your laugh i miss
your smile
i miss everything about you
every second's like a minute
every minute's like a day
when you're far away

Wish you were here
the stove is getting colder baby
wish you were here
a battlefield of love and fear

Opening the door, Misfits playing on the stereo
I'm finally home
A tattoo doll awaiting my call

12 needle injection,
Stroked on skin with affection
The buzz of her diced tattoo machine
Makes me wanna cry for more

In for another kick, my skin gets its fix
My body takes a new form, I'm getting reborn
Yeah, I need my ink injection
Baby lou tattoo!

Full thrust on the machine, pins on to my skin
I'm getting my soul reapplied
While my skin is getting dyed




sanoiltaan just loistava biisi!!!

When a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade the world
For the good thing he's found
If she's bad he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he put her down

When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Tryin' to hold on to what he needs
He'd give up all his comfort
Sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way it ought to be

Well, this man loves a woman
I gave you everything I had
Tryin' to hold on to your precious love
Baby, please don't treat me bad

When a man loves a woman
Down deep in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she plays him for a fool
He's the last one to know
Lovin' eyes can't ever see

When a man loves a woman
He can do no wrong
He can never own some other girl
Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
'Cause baby, baby, baby, you're my world

When a man loves a woman.....

kiitos paljon lahjoista!!! sain paljon kaikkee kivaa!!

If you want a lover
Ill do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
Ill wear a mask for you
If you want a partner
Take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
Im your man

If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you
And if you want a doctor
Ill examine every inch of you
If you want a driver
Climb inside
Or if you want to take me for a ride
You know you can
Im your man

Ah, the moons too bright
The chains too tight
The beast wont go to sleep
Ive been running through these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep
Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees
Or Id crawl to you baby
And Id fall at your feet
And Id howl at your beauty
Like a dog in heat
And Id claw at your heart
And Id tear at your sheet
Id say please, please
Im your man

And if youve got to sleep
A moment on the road
I will steer for you
And if you want to work the street alone
Ill disappear for you
If you want a father for your child
Or only want to walk with me a while
Across the sand
Im your man

If you want a lover
Ill do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
Ill wear a mask for you

Seuraa ikävä ilmoitus...Korvatunturilla oli eilen pienet pirtujuhlat. Tämän takia sammuneita tonttuja makaa ympäri tuntureita, ja muutamia putkassakin. Petteri-poro on kateissa, oli kuulemma lähtenyt jonkun hirven matkaan. Pukki on juuri päässyt putkasta tapeltuaan pakkasukon kanssa ja lähtee liikkeelle heti kun on ajokunnossa. Puhalsi äsken vielä pari promillea, Pukki voi siis tämän takia olla hieman myöhässä aikataulusta... Kaikesta huolimatta hyvää joulua kaikille!!

sain yöllä uuden nimen. olen satu. se on mun tankonimi.

kuulemma.