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Weak
I have been crying and crying for weeks
How'd I survive when I can barely speak
Barely eat, On my knees

But that's the moment you came to me
I don't know what your love has done to me
Think I'm invincible
I see through the me I used to be

You changed my whole life
Don't know what you're doing to me with your love
I'm feeling all super human, you did that to me
Superhuman, heart beats in me
Nothing can stop me here with you
Superhuman
Superhuman

Strong
Since I've been flying and righting the wrongs
Feels almost like I had it all along
I can see tomorrow

Where every problem is gone because
I flew everywhere but love inside of me
It's unbelievable to see how love can set me free

You changed my whole life
Don't know what you're doing to me with your love
I'm feeling all super human, you did that to me
Superhuman, heart beats in me
Nothing can stop me here with you
Superhuman
Superhuman

It's not a bird, not a plane
It's my heart and it's going, gone away
My only weakness is you
Only reason is you
Every minute with you
I feel like I can do anything
Going going, I'm gone away in love

You changed my whole life
Don't know what you're doing to me with your love
I'm feeling all super human, you did that to me
Superhuman, heart beats in me
Nothing can stop me here with you
Superhuman
Superhuman

I've sung the blues for every broken heart in here
Time to light up this joint with some boogie woogie
feelings move your hips
I've too felt love and now I leaves
Just to come knocking at my door and make me
bleed again

Feel the chain no longer holds
Finding yourself or you find that soul
Feel the chain no longer holds
Reaching for answers that no one knows

Should we spend each day like it's the last day of our lives
Yeah why not be a king for a day, I'll make you queen
and see how long it shines
Life ain't always what it seems
So grab it by the balls, and do your best before it leaves

Feel the chain no longer holds
Finding yourself or you find that soul
Feel the chain no longer holds
Reaching for answers that no one knows

Feel the chain no longer holds
Finding yourself or you find that soul

In the rearview mirror, only dessert and storm
Towards the sunset

Counting all the assholes in the room
Well I'm definitely not alone, well I'm not alone
You're a liar, you're a cheater, you're fool
Well that's just like me yoohoo and I know you too
Mr. Perfect don't exist my little friend
And I tell you that again, and I do it again
Counting all the assholes in the room, Well I'm
definitely not alone, well I'm not alone

Look deep into yourself before you blame all others
for betrayal, for betrayal
I promise, so easy to say, and easy you failed,
and you do it again

Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well I turn my back and
go for all the better things in order

Well maybe you think your lie is safe
But I read you like a letter, yeah like a letter
Your charm do not evens the pain
it feeds me with rage, and you do it again

Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well I turn my back and
go for all the better things in order

Well maybe you think your lie is safe
But I read you like a letter, yeah like a letter
Your charm do not evens the pain
it feeds me with rage, and you do it again

Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well I turn my back and
go for all the better things in order

Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well I turn my back and
go for all the better things in order

And a gangster keeps on telling
That he got a song that matters
So I flip a coin towards him
Thank you very much for listening

En familj sitter runt middagsbordet och sonen frågar om han kan få ställa en fråga. Pappan svarar.

Ja visst, fråga på bara

Den unga mannen frågar sin pappa, Pappa, hur många olika typer av bröst finns det?

Pappan blir lite förvånad, men svarar, Jo min son, det finns tre sorters bröst.
I 20-års åldern har kvinnan bröst som är som meloner, runda och fasta.
Runt 30 - 40 Års åldern är brösten som päron, fortfarande fina men lite hängiga.
Efter femtio, blir brösten som lökar.

Lökar?

Ja, när du ser dem, får de dig att börja gråta

Detta utlägg fick både modern och dottern att se rött, så dottern frågar.

Kan jag ställa en personlig fråga?
Mamma, hur många typer av penisar finns det?

Mamman blir lite förvånad, men ler, tittar på sin man och svarar.

Jo min dotter, en man går igenom tre faser.
I 20-års åldern är en mans penis som en ek, ståtlig och hård.
Runt 30 - 40 års åldern är penisen som en björk, flexibel men pålitlig.
Efter femtio blir penisen som en julgran.

Julgran?

Ja, död från roten och kulorna hänger där bara som dekoration.

This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know

I love you
I've loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore

On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I'd give it all
I'd give for us
Give anything but I won't give up
'Cause you know,
you know, you know

I love you
I've loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore

So far away
Been far away for far too long
So far away
Been far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know

I wanted
I wanted you to stay
'Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go

Hear the lonesome whippoorwill
He sounds too blue to fly
The midnight train is whining low
I'm so lonesome I could cry

Ive never seen a night so long
When time goes crawling by
The moon just went behind a cloud
To hide its face and cry

Did you ever see a robin weep
When leaves begin to die
That means hes lost the will to live
I'm so lonesome I could cry

The silence of a falling star
Lights up a purple sky
And as I wonder where you are
I'm so lonesome I could cry