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Vous avez brisé mon coeur par le passé et puis deux fois… Et vous demandez-vous pourquoi je ne te parle pas ?

No one's gonna love you when you're old
Thats what they told you better stay young baby
No one's gonna care when you are gone
So if you're done you better die young baby

Can't get over you
Can't get through to you
It's been a helter-skelter, romance from the start

Take these memories
That are haunting me
Of a paper man cut into shreds
By his own pair of scissors
He'll never forgive her...
He'll never forgive her...

Everyday (day), every night (night)
I wanna see you baby, staying by my side
I'm going down on my, on my knees for you
For your love I'd do it, for your sake, believe I'll do it
If you don't love me, why do you raise my hopes?
No matter what happens, I can't let you go
You got it wrong, I didn't wanna hurt you
I wanna be all the world for you

I've not the faintest idea, why aren't you talking to me
I'm trying to be the perfect man, you always want me to be
I'm accustomed to you, you're a part of my life
Everything I told you honey, I've nothing to hide
You're my little angel, you're my little star
I'm still waiting every hour; you're so close to my heart
All my life I've been waiting, for one moment in time
Were together I adore you, I so adore your sweet smile
Girl, I don't give a damn about what somebody told you
I will ever be here cause baby I love you
If the worse comes to the worst, I'm gonna hold you
I feel you're far from believing me
We walked through the world, where nobody has been before
Turn back the hands of time, open every door
I swear I will allay your doubts and show I love you more
To retrieve your affinity

Everyday (day), every night (night)
I wanna see you baby, staying by my side
I'm going down on my, on my knees for you
For your love I'd do it, for your sake, believe I'll do it
If you don't love me, why do you raise my hopes?
No matter what happens, I can't let you go
You got it wrong, I didn't wanna hurt you
I wanna be all the world for you

Would you look into my eyes, put me out of my misery
I have never told lies; I hope that you come back to me
I want to spend my time in lovin you forever
No matter what happens, we must stick together
Come on trust on my words; give me your heart back again
Kiss my lips, touch my hand, give me a second chance
My heart is pumping; having feeling that I've never felt,
But if I'm allowed to be with you, the love is coming to my world
So far as I remember you was perfectly happy
To find someone like me, in a world full of traffic
I'll fulfill your dreams; it's not only a taffy
You're the only one for me
We walked through the world, where nobody has been before
Turn back the hands of time, open every door
I swear I will allay your doubts and show I love you more
To retrieve your affinity

Everyday (day), every night (night)
I wanna see you baby, staying by my side
I'm going down on my, on my knees for you
For your love I'd do it, for your sake, believe I'll do it
If you don't love me, why do you raise my hopes?
No matter what happens, I can't let you go
You got it wrong, I didn't wanna hurt you
I wanna be all the world for you

If you don't love me, why do you raise my hopes?
No matter what happens, I can't let you go
You got it wrong, I didn't wanna hurt you
I wanna be all the world to you

Everyday (day), every night (night)
I wanna see you baby, staying by my side
I'm going down on my, on my knees for you
For your love I'd do it, for your sake, believe I'll do it
If you don't love me, why do you raise my hopes?
No matter what happens, I can't let you go
You got it wrong, I didn't wanna hurt you
I wanna be all the world for you

Every day, (day, day, day)
Every night, (every night, every night, every night)
Every day, (day, day, day)
Every night, (every night, I wanna see you, baby staying by my side)
Every day, (day, day, day,)
Every night, (every night, every night, every night)
Every day, (day, day, day)
Every night, (every night, every night)
I'm accustomed to you

Weak
I have been crying and crying for weeks
How'd I survive when I can barely speak
Barely eat, On my knees

But that's the moment you came to me
I don't know what your love has done to me
Think I'm invincible
I see through the me I used to be

You changed my whole life
Don't know what you're doing to me with your love
I'm feeling all super human, you did that to me
Superhuman, heart beats in me
Nothing can stop me here with you
Superhuman
Superhuman

Strong
Since I've been flying and righting the wrongs
Feels almost like I had it all along
I can see tomorrow

Where every problem is gone because
I flew everywhere but love inside of me
It's unbelievable to see how love can set me free

You changed my whole life
Don't know what you're doing to me with your love
I'm feeling all super human, you did that to me
Superhuman, heart beats in me
Nothing can stop me here with you
Superhuman
Superhuman

It's not a bird, not a plane
It's my heart and it's going, gone away
My only weakness is you
Only reason is you
Every minute with you
I feel like I can do anything
Going going, I'm gone away in love

You changed my whole life
Don't know what you're doing to me with your love
I'm feeling all super human, you did that to me
Superhuman, heart beats in me
Nothing can stop me here with you
Superhuman
Superhuman

I've sung the blues for every broken heart in here
Time to light up this joint with some boogie woogie
feelings move your hips
I've too felt love and now I leaves
Just to come knocking at my door and make me
bleed again

Feel the chain no longer holds
Finding yourself or you find that soul
Feel the chain no longer holds
Reaching for answers that no one knows

Should we spend each day like it's the last day of our lives
Yeah why not be a king for a day, I'll make you queen
and see how long it shines
Life ain't always what it seems
So grab it by the balls, and do your best before it leaves

Feel the chain no longer holds
Finding yourself or you find that soul
Feel the chain no longer holds
Reaching for answers that no one knows

Feel the chain no longer holds
Finding yourself or you find that soul

In the rearview mirror, only dessert and storm
Towards the sunset

Counting all the assholes in the room
Well I'm definitely not alone, well I'm not alone
You're a liar, you're a cheater, you're fool
Well that's just like me yoohoo and I know you too
Mr. Perfect don't exist my little friend
And I tell you that again, and I do it again
Counting all the assholes in the room, Well I'm
definitely not alone, well I'm not alone

Look deep into yourself before you blame all others
for betrayal, for betrayal
I promise, so easy to say, and easy you failed,
and you do it again

Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well I turn my back and
go for all the better things in order

Well maybe you think your lie is safe
But I read you like a letter, yeah like a letter
Your charm do not evens the pain
it feeds me with rage, and you do it again

Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well I turn my back and
go for all the better things in order

Well maybe you think your lie is safe
But I read you like a letter, yeah like a letter
Your charm do not evens the pain
it feeds me with rage, and you do it again

Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well I turn my back and
go for all the better things in order

Well the music seems do cover
And all the liquid do the colours
Well I turn my back and
go for all the better things in order

And a gangster keeps on telling
That he got a song that matters
So I flip a coin towards him
Thank you very much for listening

En familj sitter runt middagsbordet och sonen frågar om han kan få ställa en fråga. Pappan svarar.

Ja visst, fråga på bara

Den unga mannen frågar sin pappa, Pappa, hur många olika typer av bröst finns det?

Pappan blir lite förvånad, men svarar, Jo min son, det finns tre sorters bröst.
I 20-års åldern har kvinnan bröst som är som meloner, runda och fasta.
Runt 30 - 40 Års åldern är brösten som päron, fortfarande fina men lite hängiga.
Efter femtio, blir brösten som lökar.

Lökar?

Ja, när du ser dem, får de dig att börja gråta

Detta utlägg fick både modern och dottern att se rött, så dottern frågar.

Kan jag ställa en personlig fråga?
Mamma, hur många typer av penisar finns det?

Mamman blir lite förvånad, men ler, tittar på sin man och svarar.

Jo min dotter, en man går igenom tre faser.
I 20-års åldern är en mans penis som en ek, ståtlig och hård.
Runt 30 - 40 års åldern är penisen som en björk, flexibel men pålitlig.
Efter femtio blir penisen som en julgran.

Julgran?

Ja, död från roten och kulorna hänger där bara som dekoration.