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eli tän päivän lainaus on sarjasta DU-DU-DU-DUN!!
The Simpson's

Homer: Aaaaaugh! [finds himself in the middle of a fire]
What do I do? What do I do?
...Oh, the song. The song.
[sings] When the fire starts to burn, There's a lesson you must learn. Something something, then you'll see:
You'll avoid catastrophe!
[looks around] D'oh!!

elokuvasta D.E.B.S.


Max: Who's your best friend?
Amy: You are my best friend.
Max: And what did I say to you the very first day at the Academy?
Amy: ''That's my bunk, bitch. ''
Max: After that.

Walt Disneyn elokuvasta BOLT:

Louie: Mark my words, Mittens. One day, someone's gonna stand up to you! Someone's gonna teach you a lesson!
[flies off]
Mittens: Yeah, I'm really scared now-
[Bolt jumps in and pins her to a garbage can]
Bolt: You should be!
Mittens: Aaah! Okay! You...!
Bolt: Where is she?
Mittens: Aaah... Who?
Bolt: You know why I'm here!
Mittens: Aaahhh...
Bolt: Where is she?
Mittens: Okay, okay! Look buddy, I- I don't know what you're getting at, but...
[she looks up and sees Joey, Bobby and Vinnie laughing on a telephone wire]
Vinnie: Come on, Mittens. Just tell the guy where she is. Tell the dog, make him happy.
Bobby: Yeah, yeah, come on, Mittens! Tell him!
Mittens: [chuckles briefly] Joey, Vinnie, Bobby, my boys! Would you tell the crazy canine that he's got the wrong cat?
Vinnie: [pause] You got her, pal!
Joey: That's her!
Vinnie: She's the one!
Joey: That is definitely the right cat!
[Mittens looks back at Bolt and laughs nervously]
Bolt: Looks like we're gonna do this the hard way.
[cuts to Bolt hanging Mittens over a busy highway]
Mittens: Whoa! Aaah! You're crazy, man!
[cuts to the pigeons, looking shocked]
Vinnie: Hey Joey, did we go to far on this?
Joey: You kidding? This is the best day of my life!

ainaki elokuvassa Die Hard 2

-Hey Carmine let me ask you something; what sets off the metal detectors first, the lead in your ass or the shit in your brains??? Fat fuck!


:D

tän päivän lainaus on kaikkien rakastamasta:
Ice Age - Jäätikön Sankarit


Sid: From now on I will be known as Sid Lord of the Flame!

Diego: Hey Lord of the Flame.. your tails on fire.

Et sattuis muistaa oonko lainannu BOLT-elokuvan sulle??
Eikä tätä oo tarkotettu jollekki tietylle henkilölle vaan kaikille niille joille yleensäki lainailen elokuvia. Eli jos sulla sattuu ioleen toi leffa nii palautatko sen tässä jonku ajan kuluttua? kiitos! :D

jaaaaaa päivän lainaus, Möröt vs. Muukalaiset:

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: [about B.O.B] You must forgive my friend, but as you can see, he has no brain.
B.O.B.: Turns out, you don't need one. Totally overrated! I don't even have to...
[Starts gasping for air]
B.O.B.: I forgot how to breathe! Help me, Doctor Cockroach!
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Suck in, B.O.B.
B.O.B.: [breathes normally] Thanks, Doc. You're a life saver.

kävin lääkärissä selän takia. tuli vähän vahvahkon puoleinen lääkitys.. 485mg Dolania (kolmiolääkkeet), 2 tabua 3 kertaa päivässä :DD

polla voi olla sekasi xD

jeps mut päivän lainaus, Horton hears a Who:

-In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

löysin äsken sivuja selaillessani jonkun kirjottaman lausahduksen joka kyllä pitää jossain määrin ihan paikkaansa:


''Ystäviksi kutsutaan sellaisia joihin voi luottaa ja joille voi uskoutua. Kavereiksi taas kutsutaan sellaisia joille voi uskoutua mutta joihin ei voi luottaa.''

kaikille jotka kävivät perjantaina. Hauskaa oli :D

päivän lainaus, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl:

-You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to look out for, cause you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid!

eli THE QUOTES (lainaukset) ARE BACK!!! :D

tässä ensimmäinen ja se on parhaimmasta Jim Carreyn elokuvasta: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

- LANDLORD: VENTURAAAAAA!
ACE:...Yes, Satan? (turns around) Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I thought you were someBODY else.