Unicorns are fuckers. Who the fuck do they think they are, only having one fucking horn? That's not
even fucking symmetrical. Unicorns piss me off. They really piss me the fuck off. Just thinking about unicorns makes me want to stab someone. I bet they shit rainbows, too. That's just disgusting. Shit turds like everyone else. Fucking unicorns. I'm so glad they don't fucking exist. If I saw a unicorn, I'd kill it with its horn and then make its mom fuck herself with the horn, then I'd tape it and sell it. Fucking unicorn porn. No one would buy it, because unicorns are stupid. Stupid little fuckers. What's their use? They don't fucking have one. They're probably not even on the fucking food chain. They just sit there on posters in little pansy ass's bedroom walls. Fucking unicorns.