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1 Ignore them

1If I come into a room and bounce up to Lou-Lou like a clown, trying to amuse and entertain, she blanks me completely. ItÂ’s as if I donÂ’t exist. If I walk straight past her, however, I guarantee she will call out my name and want to play with me.

2 Bribe them

Gifts work. Preferably something noisy or sparkly. With Lou-Lou, that means stuffed animals that sing or sequined hair grips. With grown women, I suppose that equates to, say, cars and jewellery.

3 Compliment them

I’ve mistakenly always held that compliments are like diamonds: valuable only for their scarcity. Flood the market and they lose all value. Not so. Lou-Lou poos in her nappy, everyone cheers – as if she just came up with a workable solution to world hunger – and she beams like a lighthouse. The same works with grown women, although, of course, only the general principle applies rather than the specific example given here. (I learnt this one the hard way.)

4 Listen to them

IÂ’ve spent my life trying to preempt what women want. I neednÂ’t have bothered. If I just pay attention, Lou-Lou will tell me exactly what she wants: eat, dance, doll, jump, run, sing, play, read. Then all I have to do is organise it. How much simpler my life would have been if I had listened and acted accordingly.

5 Apologise

It doesnÂ’t matter what youÂ’ve done. It doesnÂ’t matter if you donÂ’t even know what youÂ’ve done. I might have slighted Lou-Lou by putting the wrong doll in the pram. What seems to you or me like a minor infraction is, to her, on a par with genocide. The best policy is to throw yourself on her mercy and beg forgiveness. But you must sound sincere. You donÂ’t have to be sincere, just sound sincere. This is so elementary, yet how many men ignore this advice?

6 Let them do it

Whatever “it” is. No matter how ridiculous it may seem to you, let her do it. When Lou-Lou gets an idea into her mind, there’s no talking her out of it. In fact, be supportive, encourage her even. Then sit back and hope she discovers for herself that it was a stupid idea. The downside is that she might decide it was an excellent idea. One day, I found myself playing dolls’ tea party for two whole hours and drank so many cups of imaginary tea, I was imaginary peeing all afternoon.

7 Don't tell them what to do

The best way to guarantee that she doesn’t do what I want is by telling her to do it. The clever thing is to make it seem like her idea – and make it seem fun. One of my proudest moments was convincing Lou-Lou that watching the rugby World Cup final would be more fun than playing in the sandpit.

8 Don't complain to them

This is a tricky one. What I mean by this is, donÂ’t burden her with your petty problems. When I complain to Lou-Lou about a bad meeting or a sore back, she couldnÂ’t care less, but if thereÂ’s genuinely something wrong, she will instinctively sense it and, with one hug, pick me up more than I thought possible.

9 Don't argue

ThereÂ’s simply no point. You will never win, and if you do win, it will be a hollow victory because of the mood sheÂ’ll be in for a long time afterwards. Quite frankly, who needs the aggro? This leads to my final and most important point:

10 Don't make them cry

There is nothing more distressing than watching Lou-Lou’s enormous, innocent brown eyes overflow with tears, while her mouth becomes a gaping, drooling, mournful air-raid siren that pierces through to the core of my heart. I’m utterly defenceless when she cries. And there’s no known antidote. Food? Monkey impressions? A pony? Stabbing myself in the eye with a chopstick? I will agree to anything to stop her crying – and doesn’t she.

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Pohjolassa kansa on sen kaamoksensa vanki
Pimeässä askarrellen paljoa ei hanki
Mutta läpi talven seisoo tanakasti kanki
Ja jumalauta kaikki siellä silloin nai

Olin kerran kutsuttuna juhlissa mä näissä
Sellaista ei nähty edes Onassiksen häissä
Kulli oli käsittelyn jälkeen viikon jäissä
Ja lääkärikin tuumi että sitä puri hai

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Juhlat alkoi siten että isäntä löi pöytää
Mulkullansa tietysti se helppo oli löytää
Heti piikalikka siihen perseinensä töytää
Pöydän antimia ryhtyi nuolemaan

Emäntä taas vieraallensa pyllistää ja vinkkaa
Kädelläänsä jalkoväliään kuin kone hinkkaa
Reumastansa huolimatta renki lujaa kinkkaa
Ei vieras ehdi ensimmäiseen varviin ollenkaan

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Minullekin munaa kylään tullut leski käski
Joku siltä liivit avas pirtin täytti läski
Pillu tuoksui tuoreelta kuin viikon käynyt mäski
Siitä laatu enää tuskin paranee

Kaikki meni yleiseksi viikseen vetelyksi
Sähköä ei lainkaan kynttilöitäkin vain yksi
Sekin tuli jonkun persereikään työnnetyksi
Ja eiköhän se pimeässä mulkun virkaa tee

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TOMORROW

[11:46:26] (eL_make[19]) Akion
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[11:49:18] (Akion) niu
[11:49:32] (eL_make[19]) oisko sul mitää sponsori hommaa tota
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[11:53:20] (Akion) evvk ?
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I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky

A whole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand things to see
Hold your breath - it gets better
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment red-letter
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me

Se vanha Disneyn Robin Hood <3

Alleged Frequent Question:
"Is it OK for my dog to chew/eat sugarfree gum?"

Obviously not as dogs can’t read the Bazooka Joe website and would have no idea how to properly dispose of it. That, and sugar-free gum is apparently toxic to dogs. Oh, and dogs don't fucking chew gum.