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-Now, push ups!!! you, count!!!!
-Yes sir!!!
-UP!!
-one!!!
-DOWN!!! UP!!!
-One!!!
-...WHAT COMES AFTER ONE!!!???
-Two!!!
-Yes!!! DOWN!!! UP!!!
-Two!!!
-IT'S ALREADY THREE!!!!!!

-And then there's one more important thing. What is it?
-....?
-How about you asked?
-..oh, yeah... What is it?
-Well that's a good question! The thing is, how do we destroy our enemy here in army.
-....how?
-First, we take our iron fist *macho pose* and then I take the enemy down with this... THIS, rock solid army boot. Made in China, btw.

No perskuta, pitäis varmaan tehä se äikän tutkielma...

-What are you talking about!!?? I'm totally straight!!!
-Well you weren't yesterday.

And then there's Shanks. Well... He drinks.

Emmett:
So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?

Mikos:
2 years.

Emmett:
And your first name again is...?

Mikos:
Mikos.

Emmett:
And your boyfriend's name is...?

Mikos:
Carlos.
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend.

Carlos:
You bastard!
You lying bastard!

-Mä en ainakaan oo mikään keksihullu!!
-Se on seksihullu eikä keksihullu, senkin ääliö.

Ei kiitos.

näin juuri häiritsivimmän mainoksen ikinä.

Nelonen oli editoinut pääsiäistipuja tanssimaan ripaskaa Gandalfin naamalla.

...Eeppisen musiikin soidessa taustalla.

I went down on mount Rusmore and saw MacGYVEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
And he's all like 'ZOMG'.
And then Jack Thompson comes up to me and he's all like 'may the rats eat yooouurr EEYYEESSS!!!

And I'm all like 'Is this some sort of christian magic?

And officer Stalin comes up to me and he's all like 'BAKA!'

http://dagobah.biz/flash/christianmagic.swf

vanha, mut aina se jaksaa naurattaa :''DDD