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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.

Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.

Speed. Quality. Affordability. Pick two.

If three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen.

A single picture tells more than a thousand words. Any technical picture has more than thousand bugs

If you watch a TV show only twice during the season, the second time will be a repeat of the first

If you drop an unbreakable object, it will always land on something more valuable.

The chances the elevator isn't work is inversely proportional to the weight you are carrying multiplied by the number of stairs you'll have to climb.

You cannot stop the ongoing love affair between pasta sauce and a white dress shirt.

In stores, the other line always moves faster.

A non-smoker among smokers will always be upwind.

If you are not thoroughly confused, you have not been thoroughly informed.
Sent by Richard Bobbitt

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