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Joo aika F41L :DD no värjään huomenna noi latvat taas :3

ny menee hiukset blondeiks :DDD -jännittää-

○ Aamulla herätessäsi löydät vierestäsi alastoman matematiikan opettajasi. Miten reagoit?
- OO____________________OOOO aivopesen itteni ja viiltelen ja heitän sen matikanopen ikkunasta

○ Kliseinen kysymys: Mitä ottaisit mukaasi autiolle saarelle?
- Erittäin suurimuisisen ja kalliin ja hyvälaatuisen läppärin ja miehen ja tulitikkuja ja kirveen

○ Entäpä jos heräisitkin tuntemattoman, mutta supersöpön kundin vierestä? Oletetaan, että olet sinkku.
- o.ooo emme olisi alasti joten olettaisin että hän halusi suojella minua sängynalla eläviltä möröiltä <3

○ Sama kysymys, mutta entä jos olisitkin varattu?
- EEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!! heittäisin jätkän ikkunasta >:(

○ Idolisi kävelee vastaan kadulla. Mitä teet?
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!! -ORGAZM- meen stalkkaan >:D

○ Joukko Teletappeja tahtoo antaa sinulle ison halin. Suostutko?
- O_O Heitän niit käsilaukul päähän ja syytän raiskauksesta

○ Tahtoisitko olla maailman suurin Pokémon mestari?
- Ehdottomasti !! <3

○ Löydät uuden portin Narniaan. Menetkö sinne?
- Tottakai :D

○ Saat kirjeen, jossa kerrotaan, että pääset opiskelemaan Tylypahkaan. Innostutko vai jäätkö mielummin vanhaan kouluusi?
- Jään vanhaan :D

○ Sinut suljetaan viikoksi samaan huoneeseen Marilyn Mansonin kanssa. Ahdistaako? Oletko vielä hengissä viikon kuluttua?
- Ei ahdista ja olen :D

○ Pystytkö pelaamaan tietokoneella 24 tuntia putkeen?
- Helppo nakki <3

○ Muuttaisitko asumaan Santa Justaan Serranoiden taloon?
- No thx :D

○ Palataanpa hetkeksi 2. kysymykseen. Miten reagoisit, jos autiosaarella olisi sinun lisäksesi Britney Spears?
- Jee! juttukaveri !

○ Löydät kyseiseltä saarelta suurimman aarteesi. Se on...
- Arkullinen pelejä ja maailman nopein ja tilavin tietokone <33

○ Mikä on mielentilasi juuri nyt?
- Mahakipee ja pettyny ku Sims3 ei tullu vie :<<<

○ Oletko sekoillut alkoholin kanssa?
- En tavallaan :D

○ Miltä tuntuu seistä vesisateessa?
- Jännältä :D

○ Jos Suomella olisi varaa, pitäisikö kaikille naisille kustantaa ilmaiset siteet/tamponit/kuukupit, koska naiset eivät voi kuukautisilleen mitään?
- 8'DDDD ei

○ Mitä ystäväsi pitäisi tehdä, jotta hän menettäisi luottamuksesi?
- Puhua paskaa seläntakana :3

○ Itketkö koskaan ilosta? Miksi/miksi et?
- Liian usein :D siksi koska iloni on ylimaallista :3

○ Millaisena ihmisenä haluaisit muiden ihmisten muistavan sinut kun olet kuollut?
- Ihanana ihmisenä joka halusi tehdä maailmasta paremman paikan ja auttoi kodittomia :D

○ Millä puhdistat meikit?
- Meikinpoistoaine,duh :D

○ Jos maailmassa olisi vain yksi kangaslaatu, mikä se olisi ja miksi?
- ööö..Puuvilla !

○ Kauheinta mitä isällesi voisi tapahtua?
- Joku hakkais sen kuoliaaks tai se kuolis johki syöpään :<

○ Oletko koskaan herännyt lattialta?
- Jeah x3

○ Kestäisikö ystävyyssuhteesi sen, jos asuisitte toisella puolella Suomea?
- Aika heikko ystävyyssuhde ois :< mut kaisse jotenki..ehkä

○ Mitä uutta söit/joit viimeksi? Oliko hyvää?
- Omatekemää Kiinalaisruokaa <3 oli nameinta ikinä xP

○ Mitä olisit valmis tekemään mielipiteidesi puolesta?
- Vaikka mitä x]

○ Tupakoiko suurin osa ystävistäsi?
- Ei

○ Miten haluaisit herätä seuraavana aamuna?
- Joku söpö jätkä silittelis mun hiuksia ja heräisin siihe ja sitte uh ah XDD

○ Kerro 3 parasta näyttelijää.
- Lee Jun Ki,Rainie Yang,Mike He

○ Kuinka vanhoina aloitit meikkaamisen ? ( jos meikkaat.)
- 13 xPP

○ Kuvaile millaiset hiukset sinulla on.
- Pitkät,mustat,otshatukka

○ Missä tapahtumassa olit viimeksi ?
- Antikuis möö x3

○ Juotko humalahakuisesti ?
- nää

○ Millaista ulkotakkia käytät tähän aikaan vuodesta ?
- enkäytä

○ Kuinka monet farkut omistat ?
- 2 8DD

○ Kuka maksaa vaateostoksesi ?
- Mamo xP

○ Kun puhut itsestäsi, sanotko minä, mä, mie, mää, meitsi vai jokin muu ?
- mä

○ Odotatko jo joulua ?
- en oikeastaan xP

○ Onko yhdessäkään vaatteessasi hakaneulaa nyt? Jos on, miksi?
- ei ole

○ Mitä lajia haluaisit harrastaa, mutta et voi? Miksi et voi harrastaa sitä?
- Miekkailua mutku äiti nii helvetin köyhis möööö

○ Loukkaannutko/loukkaantuisitko pahasti, jos joku lukisi päiväkirjaasi?
- jeah

○ Miten viimeksi yllätit jonkun ihmisen positiivisesti?
- ööö...en tie/muista :DD

○ Oletko löytänyt itsellesi sopivan meikkivoiteen?
- khyl

○ Käytätkö kantaaottavia t-paitoja?
- en

○ Onko huoneessasi sohvaa tai nojatuolia? Jos on, millainen?
- hohooo ruma sohva sekä ruma nojatuoli 8DD

○ Onko jonkun muun kuin kumppanin suuteleminen mielestäsi pettämistä?
- tottakai o.o

○ Miten kulutat aikaasi juna/bussi/jne matkoilla?
- Kuuntelenmusiikkii ja nukun ja haaveilen ja pelaan kännykäl ja ipodil

○ Jos otat meikkipussin mukaan kouluun/töihin, mitä sieltä löytyy?
- Meikkivoide,valkonen kajaali,musta kajaali,musta nestemäine kajaali,poskipuna ja huulikiilto ja pumpulipuikkoja

○ Kuinka hyvin syöt koulu/työpaikkalounaalla?
- riippuu mitä o

○ Mitä vaatteita yhdistäisit minihameeseen luodaksesi sinulle sopivan asukokonaisuuden?
- jotku hienot raitasukkahousut ja niihi sopiva paita x3

○ Mihin kirjaan sinun pitäisi tarttua seuraavaksi?
- ei mihkää :3

○ Mihin kategoriaan muut ihmiset luultavimmin laittaisivat sinut (esim. pissis, emo, urheilija jne.)?
- ernuscene o.o

○ Kuinka usein tuskailet, kun et ymmärrä sen sukupuolen käytöstä, josta olet kiinnostunut?
- en kauheen usein? o.o

○ Oletko hyvä pelaamaan tennistä?
- enkai

○ Oletko koskaan kirjoittanut rakkauskirjettä? Annoitko sen jollekin?
- olen mutten ikinä antanu sitä sille xP

○ Halaatko ystäviäsi usein?
- kohtuupaljon

○ Jos joku pyytää sinulta suudelmaa, saako hän sen?
- Riippuu kuka pyytää :D

○ Millainen rooli sinulla on perheessäsi?
- Laiskadatissisko joka tekee hyvää ruokaa :3

○ Jos muut käskevät sinua juomaan alkoholia, juotko sitä?
- En tietenkää

○ Missä kengissä viihdyt tällä hetkellä parhaiten?
- Kissakengät XDD

○ Onko kasvojesi muoto pyöreä, neliskulmainen, sydämenmuotoinen vai ovaali?
- Pyöreä kuin omena x3

○ Millaisia kukkia haluaisit saada naistenpäivänä?
- Kauniita ja Tuoksuviajotain eksoottisia

○ Mitä juot, jos tunnet olosi flunssaiseksi?
- Theetä

○ Millainen olisi unelmiesi ystävänpäivä?
- Rakkahani veisi minut huvipuistoon ja ostaisi minulle jotain hienoa(ja minä hänelle) ja sen jälkeen eläimellistä seksiä kotona x3

○ Jos olet joskus kokeillut tupakointia ja lopettanut sen, miksi lopetit?
- neva tried

○ Oletko koskaan ostanut kondomeja kaupasta?
- näää xD

○ Onko lompakossasi tällä hetkellä yhtään seteliä?
- niet :<

○ Oletko tyytyväinen painoosi? Jos et, miksi?
- Pari kiloo vois hävittää ^_^

○ Minkä merkkiset lakanasi ovat, joissa nukut tällä hetkellä?
- En tie xD

○ Mitä tuoksua olet käyttänyt eniten viime aikoina?
- Jotai hienoohyväntuoksusta nam

○ Mitä yleensä syöt aamupalaksi? Syötkö tarpeeksi aamuisin?
- muroja joskus harvoin

○ Mitä asiaa odotat tällä hetkellä eniten?
- et sims3 tulis jo >:( huomenna sitte taikka koomaudun !

○ Kysy äidiltäsi, mitä mieltä hän on vaatteistasi, jotka sinulla nyt on päällä?
- Oi ku söpö pyjama sulla on päällä !

○ Mitä lukee kännykässäsi 2. viestissä?
- :) jei

○ Mitä bestiksesi sanoi sinulle viimeksi?
- ööö..en muista mut sais hävetä seki ämmä :D

○ Katso levyhyllysi 8 levy, mikä se on? (ylhäältä alaspäin)
- Kwaaan :D

○ Minkä merkkistä hiuslakkaa käytät?
- L'oreal elnette vai mikäseoli xD

○ Kun katsot peiliin, mitä näet?
- itseni

○ Kuunteletko tällähetkellä musiikkia?
- e

○ Jos kuuntelet, mitä?
- ^

○ Mikä kappale saa tanssijalkasi liikkeelle?
- Liian moni :D mut ainaki toi Ivy - Sonata of Temptation

○ Mikä kappale saa sinut iloiseksi?
- Pokemon Theme :D

○ Oletko koskaan fanittanut Tuiskua?
- ikävä kyllä XD

○ Good Charlotte vai Private line?
- Good Charlotta

○ Jeesus tulee, otatko kopin?
- never

○ Miksi banaaneissa on naruja?
- Et se pysyis paremmin kasas :D

○ Kuulakärkikynä vai lyijykynä?
- Lyijy

○ Oletko koskaan toivonut olevasi vastakkaista sukupuolta?
- Joskus xP
○ Aiotko syödä pääsiäisenä paljon munia?
- Tottakai XDDD en...

○ Mitä mieltä olet koulukiusaajista?
- Kuolkaa pois :3

○ Onko sinua koulukiusattu?
- juu xd

○ Oletko sinä koulukiusannut?
- e

Roikkuvat korvikset vai napit?
- Roikkuvat

Minkä kappaleen sanat menevät näin: "Oon viilee, ihan jäätä, pahan vallan päivät päätä?"
- ei hajuukaa :D

○ Montako kelloa huoneessasi on?
- ööööö 1? o.o kai

○ Onko seinälläsi seinälippuja?
- Siskon seinäl on :D

○ Onko sinulla sormuksia?
- jeah

○ Mikä on ruoka, jota ajatellessakin nousee ylös?
- Pinaattikeitto ja maksapihvit tasavetaisesti D:

○ Kuka on gallerian söpöin mielestäsi?
- Yks vaan :D <3

○ Onko Nightwish mitään ilman Tarjaa?
- Ei

○ Mitä mieltä olet partiosta?
- :DDD onha se iha kiva et joillaki on nii paljo tekemisen puutetta et voi sinne mennä 8P

Jeeee pia Viroo kattoo kaikkii ja pitään huaskaa :DD <33

Once upon a time very very long ago, the earth was only populated by Cavepeople and perhaps some sabertooth tigers. The Cavepeople were divided into groups by their height, coz the taller ones are usually the stronger and more successful. The tall cavepeople are leaders because it is more possible for them to find food as they are the ones who can reach higher up the trees for fruits, and go deeper into the rivers to catch fish.

Not unexpectedly, they run faster too (longer legs, longer strides), thus they dun often get killed by the said sabertooth tigers.

The leaders of the pack, aka the Tall Cavepeople, decided one day that Tall is good, Tall is beautiful, Tall is everything nice.

Being tall cavemen, they wanted tall cavewomen too, so that the cavewomen dun look so stubbed (I dun think there is such a word, but heck.) standing beside them. Besides this, tall cavewomen cannot claim that they are too short to wash clothes in the river without being washed away. This point, the tall cavemen liked!

So they started to make Tall Cavebabies by only letting the Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewomen have sex. And boy did they have sex! They "oooh!" and "ahhh!" all day long in the day, mating and mating.

Slowly, the Short Cavepeople foresaw what is going to happen to them. You see, God was fair and mighty in those days, and he made the short cavepeople smarter instead of taller and stronger. The Short cavepeople knew that with more Tall Cavepeople, they would be kicked out of the gang to become outcasts pretty soon, and be bullied more.

The Short Cavepeople were totally against the idea of the fruit of Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewoman's labour.

And they were short. So they can"t do much about it, except whine the whole day and give the Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewoman a kick whenever they passed by that eventful cave. Not that the Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewoman noticed of course.

The Average-height Cavepeople were pissed with all the pandemonium. In fact, they were pissed with almost everything. They were the only type of people God seems to be unfair to. God gave them half brains and half height.

In fact, the Average-height Cavepeople were so pissed with the constant moaning of the Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewoman, and the constant whining of the Short Cavepeople, that they can't take it any longer. They took out a parang (a kinda knife their kind invented) and slaugthered the shit outta Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewoman.

It may be interesting to note that Tallest Cavewoman was killed exactly when she got her first orgasm, also marking the first pre-historic orgasm ever (She was 13 and stood at 1.87m) in the records of history. From then on people concluded that girls like excitements such as being threatened with a parang while having sex and therefore came bondage and sado-masochism.

Anyway, we can imagine the aftermath of the bloodshed. The tall cavepeople were very angry with the Average-height Cavepeople for the unreasonable killings of the Tallest of their kind. They decided they shall tolerate no more of such nonsense, and with a huff, they took the pre-historic heels they made for their then-still-not-that-tall cavewomen and left the place.

Without the Tall Cavepeople's help to catch food, the rest suffered significant losses in their meals. Secretly the smart Short Cavepeople were inventing fishing rods and arrows and spears for easier gaming, and they once tried to teach the Average-height Cavepeople how to use those things, but they were just to dumb to learn.

Instead, the average-height Cavepeople decided that it was the Short Cavepeople's fault for whining in the first place, and started to beat the Short Cavepeople up whenever they can. The Short Cavepeople, being kind-hearted fellows actually, started to decided it IS their fault that the Tallest Caveman and Tallest Cavewoman got killed.

With the beatings and the guilt, they could take it no more and migrated in an opposite direction to the Tall Cavepeople.

The Average height Cavepeople were in a loss. Now, they were lazy bastards and were very happy with the Short Cavepeople's catches but now that both the Tall and Short were gone, they had no food.

So they secretly followed the Short Cavepeople, and stopped a few hundred of kilometres away from them, coz they discovered that their country has a few nice islands.

A few earthquakes which split the earth and a few billions years later, the Tall Cavepeople found themselves in Paris, and that's why the supermodels all got great height. The phrase "looks like a model" was actually a shortened form of "Looks like a living model of the Tallest Cavewoman".

The Short Cavepeople, now having evolved into wimpy people not willing to voice any opinions (and not to mention, short), were actually there before Sang Nila Utama came to our sunny island, called Singapore.

The barbaric Average-height Cavepeople, being stupid, can only watch from a distance the success of the Short community (of course they will succeed coz they are smart) with a very sore eye.

They, up to this day, still bully the Short community because the Short community is tolerant and good-natured. One day, we will reach up to our limits and fire all the "Average height" workers working in our country. We see how they will survive!


Alright! So now u know why height is seen as being important in our society. However, nobody stopped to think that ladders have render tree climbing useless.

Boats have rendered deep river fishing useless.

Cars have rendered escaping from wild animals useless, not to mention that the Sabertooth tiger is extinct.

So height has no use whatsoever nowadays. It is just and age-old tradition that tall is good. Yes, tall men look stronger, thus it is undeniable that they look better.

But tall women? There is no need to look strong at all for women. I personally think that long legs will get entangled in bed, so short women are better sex partners.

Luckily for Snow White, she was hiding behind the door when all these happened.

She ran to the well, and started to sing about how some day her prince will come.

Walking idly, she arrived at this little hut. Being the rude and ill-mannered princess she is, she walked into the hut without knocking, and saw 7 little dwarves watching soccer in underwear. One of them was reading a porn magazine.

You think Liang Po Po is the ugliest thing since evolution, but you have no idea. A dwarf in underwear is infinitely worse. Snow White screamed in horror.

But too bad for Snow White. A scream is the last thing she should have done, because it immediately idenifies her as a lady and what would seven ugly men living alone want?

A maid of course.

The dwarves shoved Snow White into the room, and started to get her to clean up the house, while they continued drinking ale while watching soccer.

With this, Snow White lived for a few months. She particularly hated Sneezy the dwarf coz he always throws his used tissues around. Snow White was held prisoner because she was too dumb to unlock the door.

In case you are wondering why the dwarves are not sexually interested in Snow White, it is because Snow White is too big for them. In physical size.

So anyway, one day the dwarf called Grumpy decided to let Snow White have an apple and take a rest, coz Snow White cleaned his room particularly well that day. What he doesn't know is that Snow White hates him and have put chilli powder into his underwear, but I guess what he doesn't know wouldn't hurt him.

Snow White took a bite and decided to act like she died. She somehow had this feeling that this would get her out of the house. She also read in several story books that a kiss from a prince will revive the dead, and it seems that princes only like to kiss dead girls? So she will pretend to be dead and come to life when a prince kisses her! She tried not to think how disgusting it is if it were the dwarves to kissed her instead.

And what if it was Lee Kwan Yew who kissed her? Oh no! But she will have to take chances.

The dwarves found Snow White dead and shoved her into the forest to rot, and got on with their lives.

Snow White laid on the ground, sobbing in her heart, as the forest is a dreadful place and she feels really sorry for herself that she has to live her life this way. Where should she go? She can't even go home, her mum will (literally) kill her! And she didn't dare open her eyes, she was scared the dwarves would still be there; scared of what she will see...

Suddenly, she heard steps of a horse and a man... Not light steps like those of the dwarves... Steps of a real man... And the air was filled with the sensual smell of Davidoff purfume... Ah... What arousal...

Snow White knew there was hope. It must be her Prince!! She prayed and prayed that her cleavage can be seen... and that her hair covered that stupid pimple she just got.

The Prince bent down, and gave Snow White a deep, tongue wrestling, lip-locking kiss, which took away Snow White's breath and melted her heart. She could feel his sharp nose and chiselled face against hers, and his luscious lips; they are oh, so soft....

Snow White fluttered her long dark eyelashes open, to see a hunky, dark-haired man with dark brown curls looking at her lovingly...

"Oh, you must be my prince!", Snow White exclaimed.

"Yes.... You are beautiful, my Princess...."

"Are u gonna marry me?"

"Yes, my dear..."

"Do you gamble, drink excessively, and watch soccer all the time?"

"No, no, and no..."

"Will you promise to only love me and never have sex with other women, men, or animals?"

"Children?"

"Children as well. And dead people."

"Oh, alright. I suppose you are pretty enough for me to promise that."

"Are you rich?"

"Yes. I am a millionaire."

"Do you have a eight inch number and can last more than 15 minutes?"

"Its 9 and a half to be exact. And I can last for 2 hours."

"Oh my God you are perfect!"

"And I love you, my princess... There... You must be tired.. Let me ride you on horseback to my castle..."

"Yes, yes my Prince..."

With that, Snow White travelled for 3 days on the Prince's horse.

She arrived at a construction site.

"Oh, the castle is still building?", she queried.

"Uhmmmm...", the Prince mumbled.

"Actually I've got something to tell you. My name is Joe Millionaire."



Snow White vomitted blood and died on the spot, this time for real.

One upon a time there was this woman who looked like Cher. She may have once been beautiful, who knows? But now, she just looks scary beyond all reason.

So anyway, 17 years ago this woman had sex with an albino, and after that, she got a baby daughter who looks really pretty, and her face was white as snow, her hair a jet black, and her lips red as blood. The proud mother called her Snow White.

The albino daddy of Snow White decided to turn gay, so the mother brought her baby daughter to the local pub where she could drown all her sorrows. Alas, she got drunk again, but this time, the one night stand turned out to be a Prince! The desperate Prince was forced by his dying mum to marry a fat and ugly princess from the next country before he could be King, so he decided to marry Snow White's mum instead, faking his mum that Snow White was his daughter but he was just afraid to acknowledge her a year ago.

The Prince's mother died and the Prince was made King, making Snow White a princess.

Now there's a problem. As the Queen got older and more wrinkled, the King seems to eye beautiful Snow White more and more. One day, the Queen saw the King touch Snow White's hands lustily!

"AHEM!"

The King and Snow White jumped apart.

"My King, it has been long since you gave me a gift.... I want a servant who can tell me how beautiful I am everyday, because apparently my daugther is getting more attractive than me, isn't she?!! HUH?!"

The King gave a loud grunt and heck cared the Queen, so the angry Queen smacked the King on the head with a piece of Char Siew.

"Oww~! That fucking hurts! What was that for? And where did that piece of thing come from?!"

"Its for ignoring me, you bastard! And its apparently called a Char Siew, this thing. Someone mailed it to me. I find no use for it except to whack you."

"Whatever. You are a wrinkled as Lee Kwan Yew."

"Who is that?!"

"Some Chinese man which our prophet says will be the most wrinkled man on Earth in future."

"Our prophet always talks bullshit! Ask him to predict the next war and he will say something like, 'Do-do birds will be extinct.' Wtf? Do-do birds will never be extinct, they are everywhere! What an idiotic prophet we have!"

The King took advantage of the situation, grabbed the Char Siew, and smacked the Queen on the head.

"Go get urself that magic mirror in my room and stop yakking and yakking! Leave me alone with Snow White!"

"I thought you loved that mirror?", the Queen asked.

"It used to tell me my dick is the longest in the world but now it refuses to look at it since I tried to shove it into its mouth."

"YOU WHAT? DISGUSTING BASTARD!"

"I am King. I do whatever I want."

So anyway, the Queen got hold of the mirror.

"Mirror mirror on the wall, tell me, whos the fairest of them all?"

The guy in the mirror woke up, and said, "Michael Jackson after his bleaching? No. Actually, Snow White. Duh. Did you even for a moment think it was you? You are scary beyond all reason! Anyway, wait till you hear what that husband of yours did to me!"

The Queen gave the mirror no chance to do that. She whacked it with the piece of Char siew and it smashed into a million pieces.

"Lai ren ah!", she screamed. "Kill Snow White for me! "

Panda porn and fake poodles !! \o/

Waretus on kivaa ♥

Booyeah !

Horror movies Aaall niight long~

Shutter (The original thai version)

aaannd

The Strangers


Yummy yummy sugarpie -happydance- 8D \o/