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One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. In morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella I want two piss.
She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand! I wanna to piss onna my plate.
She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch!
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch!

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand! I wanna fock on the table! She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch!
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch!

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand! I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bich!
I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma bitch!

Igo to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you!".
I say piss on you too you sonna ma bitch! I gonna back to Italy.