You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Good evening.
You: I think this is more night than evening
Stranger: Maybe where you are, Stranger.
Stranger: But no need to be such a pedant.
Stranger: Tell me everything...
You: Ummm what do you mean
Stranger: Tell me everything I need to know.
Stranger: Furnish me with knowledge.
You: Oh now I understand
Stranger: Good, glad we're on the same wavelength.
You: Maybe the same wavelength but I don't need a videosex partners
Stranger: Excuse me? :s
Stranger: How odd...
You: You seem to be some pervert asshole looking for young girls to have fun with
Stranger: Yeh, that would be the obvious conclusion from what's been said thus far...
Stranger: You strange, strange person.
You: You didn't claim against
Stranger: Claim against what? I didn't find any need to respond to such utter tosh.
You: So you are pervert asshole who's looking for girls
Stranger: ...
Stranger: You're bizarre.
Stranger: Good luck with that.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.