"or a...Dove..of...destructive peace?"
"He hides all the awesomeness in the mustache. That's why it's so huge and awesome."
"Though I suppose in this case it's more like spousal abuse. Dead spousal abuse."
"Unfortunately, restraining orders don't work very well against dead people."
"Dear Jonas;
WHAT THE FRAK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?! DON'T KISS THE CREEPY DEAD LADY!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW UNHYGENIC THAT IS? NOT TO MENTION WRONG WITH A CAPITAL WRONG? YOU. ANYA. NOT CREEPY DEAD LADY WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE YOUR DEAD WIFE AND WHO IS PROBABLY A HELLION. WAKE UP RIGHT BLOODY NOW, BEFORE SHE DOES SOMETHING FREAKY.
Love, Your Fangirls."
"How about the possibility that the young mr Faulkner simply is dreaming? Now wouldn't that be a surprise!"
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