A: They're usually intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them."
"Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive and caring ?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends !"
"Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis ?
A: So they can think with an open mind."
"Q: How can you tell that God is a woman ?
A: If God were a man, he would have put the balls on the inside."
"Q: Why did God make Adam first ?
A: A Practice makes perfect."
"Q: What are the three words a woman can always expect from a man after sex ?
A: How was I ?"
"Q: How are men like chocolates ?
A: They never last long enough and they always leave stains whenever they get hot."
"Q: Why do so many women fake orgasm ?
A: Because so many men fake foreplay."
"Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris ?
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar."
"Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening ?
A: Sex."
"Q: What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner ?
A: When the power goes off."
"Q: How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts ?
A: Guilt gifts are nicer."
"Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date ?
A: Slow."
"Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T. ?
A: E.T. phoned home."
"A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of ?
A: Dating children."
"Q: Why do men want to marry virgins ?
A: They can't stand criticism."
"Q: What do you call an intelligent man in America ?
A: A tourist."
"Q: How are men and parking spots alike ?
A: The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small." (tosta on suomalainenkin variaatio xD: Miksi miehet ovat samanlaisia kuin parkkipaikka? Hyvät on aina varattu ja loput ovat aina joko invoja tai perheellisiä."
"Q: Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born ?
A: To knock the penises off the smart ones."
"Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common ?
A: Men always miss them."
...tota en ottais sänkyyn viereen. en edes halais = =