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"Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common ?
A: They're usually intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them."

"Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive and caring ?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends !"

"Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis ?
A: So they can think with an open mind."

"Q: How can you tell that God is a woman ?
A: If God were a man, he would have put the balls on the inside."

"Q: Why did God make Adam first ?
A: A Practice makes perfect."

"Q: What are the three words a woman can always expect from a man after sex ?
A: How was I ?"

"Q: How are men like chocolates ?
A: They never last long enough and they always leave stains whenever they get hot."

"Q: Why do so many women fake orgasm ?
A: Because so many men fake foreplay."

"Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris ?
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar."

"Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening ?
A: Sex."

"Q: What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner ?
A: When the power goes off."

"Q: How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts ?
A: Guilt gifts are nicer."

"Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date ?
A: Slow."

"Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T. ?
A: E.T. phoned home."

"A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of ?
A: Dating children."

"Q: Why do men want to marry virgins ?
A: They can't stand criticism."

"Q: What do you call an intelligent man in America ?
A: A tourist."

"Q: How are men and parking spots alike ?
A: The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small." (tosta on suomalainenkin variaatio xD: Miksi miehet ovat samanlaisia kuin parkkipaikka? Hyvät on aina varattu ja loput ovat aina joko invoja tai perheellisiä."

"Q: Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born ?
A: To knock the penises off the smart ones."

"Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common ?
A: Men always miss them."




...tota en ottais sänkyyn viereen. en edes halais = =

The end was a disappointment.
I wish I could hear something different here.
I want something new. Not any same things.
My reflection shows nothing what's already heard.

World isn't perfect - I hear this more often than I want
Perfection is boring. The body is a grave.
You should turn your head. Being exist is being noticed.
Why do we repair something that isn't broken?

What stands below all? The corpse is dead.