Clock is ticking, I can't hide
So where on earth is my pumpkin ride?
My foot is bleeding , I don't mind,
Glass shoes are broken, how can I survive?
What about Alice in the Wonderland or
Forever young wannabe Peter Pan?
Why Peter wanted to stay as a child?
Because if he didn't, I would've dated that guy.
"You will injure yourself with a spindle and die!"
Who the hell is gonna touch it and try?!
Sleeping Beauty in her hundred years sleep,
Did you know she snored like the beast.
Who is sleeping in the smallest bed?
She must be Goldilocks THE smartest.
How stupid can that girl even be?
Ate bears porridges and went to sleep.
Mommy and Daddy bear so in love?
Did they share kisses and hugs?
Cause I wonder why they didn't share their beds,
But maybe daddy bear had a mistress.
Princess Ariel our beauty queen,
Human man, are you kidding me?
If I was the princess of the sea,
I would've chosen the hottest tail in the sea.
Someone hairy with big ears and eyes,
Is it Red Hoods granny or Wolf in disguise?
I really have to give Red Hood advice:
"You should quickly buy Venus devine!"
Snow White's stepmother, the evil Queen,
Looked like she'd used plastic surgery.
Would she really see the day,
When the mirror spelled her name?
Snow White sweet, pure and kind,
Her IQ had to be like twenty-nine.
If somebody tries to murder me once,
There's no chance I would let it happen twice.
