Stranger: hi
You: hellou
Stranger: how are you
You: im goood
You: life is good
Stranger: wanna sext
You: sure
You: too bad you're not here
Stranger: i know right
You: so i have to do it with someone else
Stranger: ill be thinking about you
You: oohh how sweet !
Stranger: whats your number so i can send you pics
You: sorry but im not gonna give you my number, it's for the special ones ;)
Stranger: but i am a special one ;)
You: ohh sorry but no, you're not
Stranger: oh believe me i am
You: pffff tell me one good reason why you would be special one for me ?
Stranger: i can fulfill all of your wildest fantasies
You: hah in your dreams !
Stranger: and in yours to
You: pffff yea right, never gonna happen !
Stranger: oh i hope it will
You: as i said, in your dreams that's only gonna happen
Stranger: ill be dreaming about you
You: that's nice, but how can you know that im not just one fatty and ugly person ?
Stranger: i would hope that you are thats my fetish
You: ohh now im gonna crash all your fantasies, how sad
Stranger: yeah looks like your not the right one for me after all your fucker
You: yea, this is so sad! i almost started to believe that you would be the one, so so sad !!
Stranger: oh well your an asshole anyway
You: i know
You: but i love to be
You: :)
Stranger: you love to be a hole that shit comes out of
You: yes, its great !
You: you should try too
Stranger: we should try together
Your conversational partner has disconnected.