IRC-Galleria

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

FATALISM
You have 2 cows.
You get hit by lightning.

NIHILISM
You have 2 cows.
You actually don't have 2 cows.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy....

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

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Peilissä Juudas tuijottaa
Riivaaja ruma ja märkä
Katse kiivas Kerberoksen
Kallosi räjäyttää
Niin uljas, niin vakaa
Antaa käskyn ja jakaa
Manalassa sarvet sikiön hautuu
Haudassa kehto keinuu

Vapiset, kintut kapiset
Märät ja mutaiset
Jalat edellä ulos kannetaan
Perkele rakentaa päähäsi pesää
Naisesi makaa, takaa...

Puhkon silmäni, että näkisin
En tahdo nähdä, mutta näen sen väkisin
Runtelen korvani, jotta kuulisin
En ymmärrä, mutta kuulen sen väkisin

Minä tahdon
Minä määrään
Minä myrkyn suoneen käsken
Lihat irti luusta ruoskin

Kuningas saatana katolla tanssii
Tahrat palaa kiirastulessa
Grillaa raukan roviolla
Pullosta hävisi korkki
Viina haureus ja vihreä nortti

Vapiset, kintut kapiset
Märät ja mutaiset
Jalat edellä ulos kannetaan
Perkele rakentaa päähäsi pesää
Naisesi makaa, takaa...

Minä tahdon, minä määrään
Minä myrkyn suoneen käsken
Lihat irti luusta ruoskin
Sen veressä kapinoin

Minä tahdon, minä määrään
Minä myrkyn suoneen isken
Lihat irti luusta ruoskin
Sen veressä provosoin

Puhkon silmäni, että näkisin
En tahdo nähdä, mutta näen sen väkisin
Runtelen korvani, jotta kuulisin
En ymmärrä, mutta kuulen sen väkisin

Puhkon silmäni, että näkisin
En tahdo nähdä, mutta näen sen väkisin
Runtelen korvani, jotta kuulisin
En ymmärrä, mutta kuulen sen väkisin

Minä tahdon, minä määrään
Minä myrkyn suoneen lasken

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Yliopistohaku suoritettu <:
Kuka haluu alkaa tsemppaa mua lukemises? ;o

Lukio ohi!
Hajoilkaa tunneillenne ja loputtomiin läksyihin!

~ Ruuan matka suusta vatsaan kestää 7 sekuntia.
~ Ihmisen hius kestää 3 kilon painolastin.
~ Miehen penis on kolme kertaa pidempi kuin peukalo.
~ Lonkkaluu on yhtä kovaa kuin sementti.
~ Naisen sydän lyö nopeammin kuin miehen sydän.
~ Ihmisen jalkapohjassa on noin sata miljardia bakteeria.
~ Nainen räpyttää silmiään kaksi kertaa nopeammin kuin mies.
~ Käytämme 300 lihasta vain pysyäksemme pystyssä.
~ Naiset ovat jo lukeneet tämän, mutta miehet tuijottavat vieläkin peukaloaan

Kuka pistää trainingcampin pystyy!? :D
Vapaaehtoset voi ilmottautua.

ja tiedän että on WANHA!

Ye-ye-yeah, and it goes, this my cool and I can't take it off
[Ah-ah-ah, far too cool, le-le-let's talk bo-bo-bout tha-that]
Ye-yeah, and it goes, this my cool and I can't take it off
[Ah-ah-ah, far too cool, le-le-let's talk bo-bo-bout tha-that]

Throw something to me, feel it in the air
Ca-can't put my finger on, but it's right there, the-there
Next to the shades, next to the colors of my shoes
And the daters on my waist,
Yeah, ki-kid ain't never seen it like this
No-not the way you look at me it's so electric
Co-co-could have go whenever but I made it fit
Now they're watching my moves, we in to play that shit
Nobody belived it til' I made some crosses
And I ain't never once pulled my pants up on me
Only thing I did was writing beats, that's cool
Now everywhere I go people still wanna know
So I keep it on me like it's nothing
They say the kid from Tensta got something
I say I don't know what can that be
The-the-they say the cool is all over me-me-me

Ye-yeah, and it goes, this my cool and i can't take it off
[Ah-ah-ah, far too cool, le-le-let's talk bo-bo-bout tha-that]
an-an-and it goes, this my cool and i can't take it off
[Ah-ah-ah-ah, far too cool, le-le-let's talk bo-bo-bout tha-that]

They keep tellin' me it's in the man, what?
Did you really think I'd think about that? Not at all
A-a-always been this, never been a chaser
Only difference is a do it in the paper
Keep it on my suffer my TV the other day
Annie to the T to the V you get wreck
Momma look happy in the video you dig
Tha-that means more to me than this other shit
I can do it whitout a come cool on the subway
Milkshake game expect that money
How you gonna say that this nigga don't shine?
Must not have listen to my words or he lying
But when I said a couple of lines, back up
Di-di-did I say something that you gonna hate
Wh-wh-what? I must have did that really
Hammer that cool and you can't even feel me

Ye-yeah, and it goes, this my cool and I can't take it off
[Ah-ah-ah, far too cool, le-le-let's talk bo-bo-bout tha-that]
an-an-and it goes, this my cool and I can't take it off
[Ah-ah-ah-ah, far too cool, le-le-let's talk bo-bo-bout tha-that]

My-my-my cool
My cool,
My-my-my

So I keep it on me like it's nothing,
They say homie you better stop frontin'
I say I don't know what can that be?
They say the cool is all over me
I-I don't know what is it, gotta be something
They say homie you better stop frontin'
I say I dont know what can that be,
Th-th-they say the cool is all over me-me-me

Ye-ye, and it goes, this my cool and I can't take it off
[Ah-ah-ah, far too cool, le-le-let's talk bo-bo-bout tha-that]
Ye-ye-Yeah, and it goes, this my cool and I can't take it off
[Ah-ah-ah-ah, far too cool, le-le-let's talk bo-bo-bout tha-that]

A-a-and it goes this my cool and i can't take it off
[Ah-ah-ah, far too cool, le-le-let's talk bo-bo-bout tha-that]
A-a-a-and it goes, this my cool and I can't take it off
[Ah-ah-ah-ah, far too cool, le-le-let's talk bo-bo-bout tha-that]