IRC-Galleria

@kolibri :o

vihdoi mullaki lippu<3

tilaukses tosin ja jos tää tilaus feilaa jotenki ni päitä lentäää : D

wtf

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/pages/If-One-Million-People-Join-We-Will-Move-To-Finland/163086769386

Oh my god, have I got a story for you!

I got a call from my agency and they asked me to play at this club
You are never gonna believe the shit that I had to go through

Oh my god!

So anyway, I'm walking to the club
And as I approach this massive line up a front
I walk up to this big fat guy at the door and introduce myself
He was like "Look, stop wasting my time
And line up just like everybody else"
I was like "What?! I'm wasting your time?!
Motherfucker, you're wasting my time!
I'm supposed to be playing in 15 minutes
Why don't you go and check with your manager, okay!?"

Oh my god!

He turns around and point his fucking finger to the back of the line,
And guess what, I had to line up for half a fucking hour
I eventually made my way into the club
And I look around and I was like
"Where the fuck is the DJ Booth?!"

I finally found the guy that was playing 5th to me
"You're late!"

I can't believe he spoke to me like that
What is everybody's problem?!

Oh my god!

So I get my shit together and I start playing my favorite track,
And then the whole dance floor stops
And everybody was staring at me
Meanwhile the club owner approaches me and says
"Excuse me, can you please stop playing the junk
'cause nobody likes that kinda music in here"
I was like "What do you want me to do?"
I didn't have anything else to play
So he goes to the backroom
And brings me a whole box of commercial shit for me to play
And goes "Here you go, sweetheart. You can play these"

God, that was truly the shittiest freakin' club
That I had ever played at

Oh my god!

15.10.2009 23:52 <Artefakti> No mitä vittua, miks dissaat seriousta? Se ei tietääkseni ole vittuillu kenellekkään ja korkeintaan takasin.


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18.10.2009 19:03 <Serious> :F:D:.DD::DD:. vittu sä oot pelle :::D:D

ainii ja oli tippu perseellee mun jeminan ja anskun päälle ja puristelin kitaristin kiveksiä >:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ensin oltii siinä näin keikal pääsin eturivii sitte meni lämppärit jeejee sit sen jälkee kurkotin kättä ja tietysti oli paiskaa kättä just mun kätee : D sit myöhemmi kaikki näytti keskareita olille sit se pistää käden nii et siihe tulee reikä ja vetää 2 kertaa edes takas mun keskarille sit myöhemmi pääsin vielä lavalla, halasin oliveria, halasin rumpalia, sain piisilistan ja vittu oli paras keikka koskaan.

Huom! Huhu IRC-Gallerian sulkeutumisesta klo 22-07 alle 16-vuotiailta EI pidä paikkaansa.

Alle 16-vuotiaat käyttäjät eivät voi kirjautua Irc-galleriaan klo 22-07 välisenä aikana. Tätä on toivonut Mannerheimin lastensuojeluliitto, opettajat ja vanhemmat.