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LölSunnuntai 06.04.2008 20:08
LUKEKAA KURJAT!Perjantai 04.04.2008 18:48
Sir Iivo - SateenvarjoTorstai 03.04.2008 01:49
siat..ja kanat varokaa... olette alkupalat, juoskaa
Ei kastiketta oo, kuivaa hanhenmaksa palleroo
tuokaa grillivartaat, sorsat ja porsaat
Kanarisottoa, Hyvää ravintoa.
Syön nettivuoret, ja kaikki perunankuoret
Kaalilaatikkoa, monta kuutiota
Viisi banaania, gorillanpoikasia lihapiirakkaa ja siskon maksamakkaraa!
Kun Tihuttaa, ja Pekka Pouta on lomalla,
silloin on paljon huolia, Sateenvarjottomalla
Mulla ei olis mitään ongelmaa
Jos ei olis ämmää riesanaa
Asiat pahenee aina vaan
Rakastuin Näet tyttöön painavaan.
Ei oo sontsasta paljon iloa
Kun muija painaa viisisataa kiloa
et välitä muodoistasi ollenkaan
Niinpä telkesin eilen sinut navettaan.
Toiset tytöt kuntoilee ja nostaa rautaa
Vaan sinä söit navetan kaksi nautaa
Ei vertaa ole sinun pinta-alalla
Ei tilaa ole sulle minun sontsan alla alla alla aa aa aa
Ei tilaa ole sontsan alla alla alla aa aa aa
Ei tilaa ole sontsan alla alla alla aa aa aa
Ei tilaa Ole Sontsan alla alla alla aa aa aa aa aa aaa-aa
On Hassua, Miten paljon sul on massua
Vatsasi saattaa yhä venyä
Kun ahmit taaskin kolme menyä
En voi ottaa kanssasi ruokanokosia
ei sängyt ole kyllin suurikokosia
Ei kanssasi voi harrastaa muutakaan
Paitsi ehkä sumopainia
jos tuosta kasvat vielä suuremmaksi
ei riitä sulle edes tilataksi
Olet vetänyt sen verran nakkia
Ettei löydy sulle sopivaa sadetakkia
Aamupalaksi maistuu sulle hirven vasa
Olet aivan suunnaton läskikasa
ahterisi suuri on kuin kaasuhella
Et voi sontsan alla kuivatella ella ella ee ee ee
Sontsan alla kuivatella ella ella ee ee ee
Sontsan alla kuivatella ella ella ee ee ee
Sontsan alla kuivatella ella ella ee ee ee ee ee ee ee eeee
Kun äidistäsi ulos potkaisit
Sä napanuoran hotkaisit
Syöt makkaraa...
Kyytipojaksi päivänkakkaraa
Leivälle laitat mursua, ja käristettyä norsuaaaaaaa-aaaaa!
Lehteen kirjoitettiin Ostetaan palstalle
Että haluaisimme sontsan hieman lihavammalle
Mutta jos sellaista ei löydy niin, turvaudumme nahkasohvan irtopäälisiin
Saat vatsasi niin hyvin makkaralle, että voin tulla sateensuojaan mahasi alle
vihdoin hyödynnän naiseni suuren koon, voin hyvin jättää sateenvarjon naulakkoon
Ei tartte enää sontsan alla kuivatella ella ella ee ee ee
Sontsan alla kuivatella ella ella ee ee ee
Ei tartte enää sontsan alla värjötellä ellä ellä ee ee ee ee
Tulee vettä vettä, Kuravettä vettä
Esterin perseestä, Perseestä
Tulee vettä vettä, kuravettä vettä
Esterin perseestä perseestä!
Rihanna rihanna, täytyy uuniin panna ripanna...
101 Quotes from George CarlinTiistai 01.04.2008 22:57
I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?
I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out
by myself in the third grade.
I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow.
You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.
If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.
Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.”
As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. If you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party.
You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.
I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.
I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.
Catholic — which I was until I reached the age of reason.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?
What year did Jesus think it was?
George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
“One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
No one who has had “Taps” played for them has ever been able to hear it.
Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.
The best thing about living at the water’s edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.
The future will soon be a thing of the past.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!
Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Whoever coined the term “Buyer Beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole.
Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
“No comment” is a comment.
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
You can’t argue with a good blowjob.
Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it’s because at the moment they’re not actually dying.
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?
When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn’t a lot worth paying attention to.
The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren’t quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it!
Hooray for most things!
Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.
I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Life is a zero sum game.
Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?
I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out
by myself in the third grade.
I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow.
You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.
If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.
Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.”
As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. If you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party.
You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.
I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.
I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.
Catholic — which I was until I reached the age of reason.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?
What year did Jesus think it was?
George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
“One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
No one who has had “Taps” played for them has ever been able to hear it.
Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.
The best thing about living at the water’s edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.
The future will soon be a thing of the past.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!
Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Whoever coined the term “Buyer Beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole.
Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
“No comment” is a comment.
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
You can’t argue with a good blowjob.
Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it’s because at the moment they’re not actually dying.
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?
When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn’t a lot worth paying attention to.
The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren’t quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it!
Hooray for most things!
Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.
I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Life is a zero sum game.
Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.
Myyltä pöllin tsorii :DSunnuntai 30.03.2008 20:44
1. Etunimi: Jesse
2. Lempinimi: Öö...emt, kertokaa mulle.
3. Syntymävuosi: -92
4. Syntymäpaikka: Hämeenlinna
5. Horoskooppi: Kaksonen
6. Mies vai nainen: Mies
7. Tämänhetkinen koulu: Ahveniston Koulu
8. Aiemmat koulut: Miemalan Ala-aste for lööv<3
9. Asema: Suomen Kuningas
10. Asuinpaikka: Hämeenlinna
11. Nettinimet: Narwy, Narsku, Jesperi
12. Hiusten väri: Mustat + Juurikasvu
13. Hiusten pituus: Tollane lyhkäne
14. Silmien väri: Vihreeruskeekeltanen
15. Parasta ulkonäössä: Sormet xD
16. Pituus: 178cm
17. Näkyviä arpia: Vaikka kuinka
18. Silmälasit: eio
22. Ensimmäinen paras ystävä: öö.. teemu varmaa, tunnettu jostai sikiöistä asti :D
23. Ensimmäinen palkinto/voitto: Ennmuista
24. Ensimmäinen liikuntamuoto: Jalkapallo
25. Ensimmäinen oma lemmikki: Kilpikonna nimelt Aku R.I.P
26. Ensimmäinen oikea loma: Yyteris kolme pvä
27. Ensimmäinen konsertti: Ämy Rock 2004 kai
28. Ensirakkautesi: Parkour
29. Paras elokuva: Pirates Of The Caribbean I, II ja III
30. Paras TV-ohjelma: House ja joq Uutisvuoto :P
31. Lempiväri: Sininen ja oranssi
32. Paras laulaja: no laura tietenki :D
33. Paras bändi: liikaa
34. Lempibiisi juuri nyt: CKY - 96 Quite Bitter Beings
35. Paras ystävä: Varmaa lauri tai teemu
36. Paras karkki: Maissipallero! tai pätkis :P
37. Paras urheilu: Pesäpallo
38. Paras ravintola: Yks Virolainen ravintola, en muista nimee
39. Lempivaatteesi: PK-Clothing<3
40. Lempikauppa: ässä
41. Lempiaine koulussa: Liikka ja Kuvis
42. Lempieläin: Kultaharja-apina tai joku sellane se oli
43. Paras kirja: Harry Potheadit
44. Paras lehti: Hämeen Sanomat
45. Lempikengät: Nike Air pegasoossit<3
46. Olosi: On hyvä joo
47. Sinkku vai varattu: sinikku
49. Syöt: sillonku on nälkä
50. Juot: kaikkee paitsi alkoholii
51. Fonttisi: Joq ariaali
52. Online: jeps
53. Kuuntelet: Bon Jovi - It's My Life
54. Ajattelet: filosfisia ajatuksia :D
55. Haluat: Lissesii kouraa
56. Katsot: Vasaraa
57. Olet pukeutunut: Olen joo
Tulevaisuudessa
58. Haluatko lapsia?: Joo, lapset on rikkaus :D
59. Haluatko kihloihin?: why not
60. Haluatko naimisiin: Jos on pakko ^^
61. Mille uralle menet?: Mainosala luulisin ma
62. Missä haluaisit asua: Kaupungin lähellä
Parasta vastakkaisessa sukupuolessa
63. Hiusten väri: Tumma tai vaalee tai siltä välilt, ihansama
64. Hiusten pituus: lyhyt/pitkä ihasama taas :D
65. Silmien väri: Siniset on kivat^^
66. Hoikka vai tukeva: Ei mikään anorektikko pliis, vaan sellanen perus :P
68. Silmät vai huulet: jos on niin plussaa :D
69. Suukkoja vai haleja: molemmat käy :P
70. Lyhyt vai pitkä: kunhan ei oo mua joku 700 päätä pitempi, ihan sama muuten :P
71. Humoristinen vai vakava: Molemmat ihan hyvii puolii :P mut enemmän humoristinen
72. Romanttinen vai neutraali: Siitä välistä :P
74. Herkkä vai äänekäs: äänekäs :P
75. Yhden illan juttu vai suhde: suhde
77. Häirikkö vai kiltti: Kiltti pliis :D
Oletko ikinä
78. Suudellut tuntematonta: öö...e :D
79. Juonut alkoholia: en
80. Polttanut: en
81. Karannut kotoa: en muista, en kai
82. murtanut luita: Ranne
83. Särkenyt jonkun sydämen: ei ainakaan oo sanottu että näin ois käyny :I
86. Eronnut jostakusta: e
87. Itkenyt jonkun kuoltua: jjuu
88. Itkenyt koulussa: kyl
Uskotko
89. Jumalaan: en
90. Ihmeisiin: joihinkin joo
91. Rakkauteen ensisilmäyksellä: mjeh :P
93. Ufoihin: e :D
94. Sielunkumppaneihin: kaaiii?
95. Taivaaseen: en siihen minne muka pääsee kuoltuaan :D
96. Helvettiin: e
98. Ensitreffeillä suuteluun: juukai :F
99. Horoskooppeihin: eeennn O.o
Vastaa totuudenmukaisesti
100. Onko maailmassa joku, jonka haluat, muttet voi saada häntä: mjuu kai :o
Nike Air Pegasus+ 2007Tiistai 25.03.2008 21:00
miinus 49e lahjakortti
miinus 20e jotka tingin ^^
eli 61e laatukengistä.
Areenalla TapahtuuMaanantai 24.03.2008 23:13
Sanna: Mun tekee mieli aasinpalleja...
Jesse: hä? O__o
Sanna & Lauri: niitä karkkeja!
Jesse: hä? O__o
Sanna & Lauri: niitä karkkeja!
varastin jenniltä :oPerjantai 14.03.2008 08:54
DEITTI-ILMOITUS
- nimeksesi mummosi tai vaarisi etunimi ja sukunimeksesi lähimmän naapurisi sukunimi
- asuinpaikaksesi kaupunki, jossa viimeksi kävit bussilla
- iäksesi oma ikä plus lemmikkiesi määrä
- ammatiksesi naisilla äidin ammatti tai miehillä isän ammatti
- harrastuksiksi ne harrastukset, joita et ikinä voisi harrastaa/sietää
- lasten lukumääräksi se, montako hiusta lähtee päästäsi, kun vedät hiuksiasi
- hiustenväriksi tämän hetkinen paidan väri
- silmienväriksi tämän hetkinen housujen väri
- musiikkimauksi genre, jota et siedä
- lempiartistiksi tyyppi, kenen biisin kuuntelit viimeksi ja
- itseäsi parhaiten kuvaavaksi adjektiiviksi laitetaan se adjektiivi, mikä lukee ensimmäisenä, kun googlaat 2. nimesi ja sanan "adjektiivi" lainausmerkeissä eli esim. Maija "adjektiivi"
DEITTI-ILMOITUS
Hei olen Aulis Olkinuora ja asun Jyväskylässä. Olen 16 vuotta ja ammatiltani olen Kirvesmies. Harrastan jääkiekkoa ja kansantansseja, lapsia minulla ei ole yhtään. Hiuksieni väri on musta ja silmäni ovat mustat. Rakastan humppaa ja lempi bändini on Ismo Alanko. Olen erittäin Täynnä.
- nimeksesi mummosi tai vaarisi etunimi ja sukunimeksesi lähimmän naapurisi sukunimi
- asuinpaikaksesi kaupunki, jossa viimeksi kävit bussilla
- iäksesi oma ikä plus lemmikkiesi määrä
- ammatiksesi naisilla äidin ammatti tai miehillä isän ammatti
- harrastuksiksi ne harrastukset, joita et ikinä voisi harrastaa/sietää
- lasten lukumääräksi se, montako hiusta lähtee päästäsi, kun vedät hiuksiasi
- hiustenväriksi tämän hetkinen paidan väri
- silmienväriksi tämän hetkinen housujen väri
- musiikkimauksi genre, jota et siedä
- lempiartistiksi tyyppi, kenen biisin kuuntelit viimeksi ja
- itseäsi parhaiten kuvaavaksi adjektiiviksi laitetaan se adjektiivi, mikä lukee ensimmäisenä, kun googlaat 2. nimesi ja sanan "adjektiivi" lainausmerkeissä eli esim. Maija "adjektiivi"
DEITTI-ILMOITUS
Hei olen Aulis Olkinuora ja asun Jyväskylässä. Olen 16 vuotta ja ammatiltani olen Kirvesmies. Harrastan jääkiekkoa ja kansantansseja, lapsia minulla ei ole yhtään. Hiuksieni väri on musta ja silmäni ovat mustat. Rakastan humppaa ja lempi bändini on Ismo Alanko. Olen erittäin Täynnä.
vittumitäpaskaaTorstai 13.03.2008 21:56
10.3 kourausTiistai 11.03.2008 23:34
Lauri: Hei sinä, siinä, kuka... jere väistä!
Jesse: Jätkä ei muista mun nimee vaik ollaan tunnettu 3 vuotta!
Lauri: Sou?
Jesse: Joo, mut muistat ernon sukunimen ja toisenkin nimen ja oot nähny sen ehk kolme kertaa. :D
Jesse: Jätkä ei muista mun nimee vaik ollaan tunnettu 3 vuotta!
Lauri: Sou?
Jesse: Joo, mut muistat ernon sukunimen ja toisenkin nimen ja oot nähny sen ehk kolme kertaa. :D