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2. Me voidaan pelotella miespuolisia pomoja mysteerisillä gynekologisilla vaivoilla ja oireilla, joista ne ei tiedä mitään!

3. Me saadaan taksi miehiä helpommin.

4. Me ei näytetä tehosekoittimessa olevalta sammakolta vaikka tanssitaankin.

5. Mikä tahansa naisten tekemä tyylivirhe on aina paremman näköinen kuin miesten lököttävät salihousut.

6. Meidän ei tarvi piereskellä että meillä olisi hauskaa.

7. Jos me ei olla ajeltu ihokarvoja, kenenkään ei tarvi sitä tietää.

8. Me voidaan onnitella työkavereita ilman että taputellaan pyllylle.

9. Meidän ei tarvi koko ajan kosketella "sieltä alhaalta", me tiedetään muutenkin, että kyllä siellä on mitä pitääkin.

10. Meillä on kyky valita/pukea/pestä/silittää vaatteet itsellemme.

11. Me voidaan keskustella miesten kanssa ilman, että koko ajan mietitään miltä ne näyttäis alastomina.

12. Jos meillä on 20 vuotta nuorempi kumppani, me tiedetään itsekin, että se on varsin naurettavaa.

13. Meidän ei koskaan tarvitse katua sitä,että aikanaan laitatettiin korviin reiät.

14. Me tiedetään, että suklaan syönti TODELLAKIN ratkaisee kaikki ongelmat.

15. Me voidaan kommentoida miesten tekemisiä niiden läsnä ollessa, koska ei ne kuitenkaan
kuuntele!

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Alla on 51 Disneyn elokuvaa. Jos olet nähnyt 35 olet klassikko!
[x] Lumikki ja seitsemän kääpiötä
[x] Pinocchio
[ ] Fantasia
[x] Dumbo
[x]Bambi
[x] Tuhkimo
[x] Liisa ihmemaassa
[x] Peter Pan
[x] Kaunotar ja Kulkuri
[x] Prinsessa Ruusunen
[x] 101 dalmatiaista
[x] Miekka kivessä
[x] Viidakkokirja
[x] Aristokatit
[x] Robin Hood
[x] Nalle Puh
[x] Pelastuspartio Bernard ja Bianca
[x] Topi ja Tessu
[ ] Hiidenpata
[x] Mestarietsivä Basil Hiiri
[x] Oliver ja kumppanit
[x] Pieni merenneito
[x] Kaunotar ja Hirviö
[x] Aladdin
[x] Leijonakuningas
[x] Pocahontas
[x] Notre Damen kellonsoittaja
[x] Herkules
[x] Mulan
[x] Tarzan
[ ] Fantasia 2000
[x] Keisarin uudet kuviot
[x] Atlantis
[x] Lilo & Stitch
[x] Aarreplaneetta
[x] Karhuveljeni Koda
[x] Lehmäjengi
[x] Pikkukananen
[ ] Aivan Villit
[x] Autot
[x] Monsterit Oy
[x] Robots
[x] Hain tarina
[x] Nemoa etsimässä
[x] Toy Story
[ ] Nightmare Before Christmas
[x] Ihmeperhe
[x] Ötökän elämää
[x] Nasun suuri elokuva
[x] Tiikerin oma elokuva
[ ] Antz

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puhelin

miten alkaa viimeksi saaneesi tekstari?
-ehkä

miten alkaa viimeksi lähetettysi tekstari?
-tuleek

kirjoitatko pikakirjoituksella?
-juu

keneltä sait saapuneiden kansiosi kahdeksannen viestin?
-harrilta

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shoppailu

käytkö mieluummin HM:llä vai seppälässä?
-seppälässä

millaisia vaatteita ostat?
-riippuu vähän

paljonko kulutat rahaa yleensä?
-hmm..

paras viikonpäivä shoppailuun?
-lauantai

millä sanalla alkaa puhelimesi toinen viesti?
-onko

rakastatko 7 viestin lähettäjää?
-totta kai

mihin sanaan päättyy kymmenes viesti?
-ootko hereil?

montako saapunutta viestiä sinulla on?
-75

mene vastaamattomiin puheluihin?

onko vastaamaton 1. sinun paras ystäväsi?
-ei

onko vastaamaton 4. sinulle sukua?
-en tiedä se on tuntematon

mene uudestaan saapuneisiin viestehin.

vastaa kertoen viidennen viestin lähettäjästä. älä kuitenkaan paljasta hänen nimeään.

minä vuonna henkilö on syntynyt?
-90

onko hänellä ollut syntymäpäivä jo tänä vuonna?
-on

ovatko hänen vanhempansa eronneet?
-ovat

entä mitä he tekevät työkseen?
-en tiedä

oletko seurustellut kyseisen henkilön kanssa?
-en

onko hän sukua sinulle?
-on

asuuko hän samalla paikkakunnalla kanssasi?
-juu

onko hänellä kuvia galleriassa?
-on

onko sinulla yhtään hänelle omistettua kuvaa?

-ei taida olla

onko hänellä sisaruksia?
-on

haastoiko hän sinut tekemään tämän kyselyn?
-ei

1. mitä lukee ensimmäises tekstarissasi?
jaa

2. kenen sängyssä nukuit viime yön?
omassa, kai

3. minkä värinen paita sinulla on nyt?
musta

4. lempi elokuva?
ei tuu just nyt mieleen

5. sano yksi asia jota teet joka päivä?
räplään kännykkää

6.minkä väriset huoneesi seinät ovat?
liilat

7.onko sinulla rahaa tällä hetkellä?
jonkin verran

8.lempi urheilulajisi?
futis

9.mitä et jaksaisi odottaa?
lappeenrannan turnaust

10. milloin viimeksi näit äitiäsi?
noin kuusi tuntia sitten

11. mitä söit eilen?
sipsiä

12. katso vasemmalle mitä näet?
seinän

13.minkä vaatteen lainasit viimeksi?
en muista

VIIMEISIN

14. henkilö jonka kanssa puhuit puhelimessa?
pauliinan

15. henkilö jonka kanssa puhuit puhelimessa?
pauliina

16. henkilö jonka kanssa tekstailit?
jenni