IRC-Galleria

Jos luet tätä, kirjoita kommentti millaista elämäsi olisi ilman mua. Aloita kommentti "Ilman sua..." jne. Sitten lisää tämä omaan päiväkirjaan ja katso millaista muitten elämä olisi ilman Sua.

01. Kun tyttö kävelee pois luotasi vihaisena

-> seuraa häntä

02. Kun tyttö tuijottaa suutasi

-> suutele häntä

03. Kun tyttö tönäisee tai lyö sinua

-> halaa tiukasti, äläkä päästä irti

04. Kun tyttö alkaa kirota sinua

-> suutele ja kerro rakastavasi häntä

05. Kun tyttö on hiljainen

-> kysy häneltä, mikä on hätänä

06. Kun tyttö ei ole huomaavinaan sinua

-> anna hänelle huomiota

07. Kun tyttö lähtee luotasi

-> vedä hänet takaisin viereesi

08. Kun näet tytön pahimmillaan

-> kerro hänelle, että hän on kaunis

09. Kun näet tytön alkavan itkemään

-> pidä häntä vain sylissäsi ja älä sano sanaakaan

10. Kun näet tytön kävelevän

-> hiivi hänen taaksena ja halaa tiukasti takaapäin

11. Kun tyttö on peloissaan

-> suojele häntä

12. Kun tyttö nojaa päänsä olkapäitäsi vasten

-> nosta hänen päänsä ja suutele häntä

13. Kun tyttö on ottanut lempipaitasi

-> anna hänen pitää se ja pidä sitä itse öisin

14. Kun tyttö kiusoittelee sinulle

-> kiusaa takaisin ja laita hänet nauramaan

15. Kun tyttö ei vastaa puheluihisi pitkiin aikoihin

-> vakuuttele hänelle, että kaikki on kunnossa

16. Kun tyttö katsoo sinua epäillen

-> seiso suorassa

17. Kun tyttö sanoo rakastavansa sinua

-> hän todella rakastaa sinua, enemmän kuin voit uskoakaan

18. Kun tyttö tarttuu kiinni käteesi

-> pidä siitä kiinni ja leiki hänen sormillaan

19. Kun tyttö tönäisee sinua

-> tönäise takaisin ja laita hänet nauramaan

20. Kun tyttö kertoo sinulle salaisuuden

-> pidä asia omana tietonasi

21. Kun tyttö katsoo suoraan silmiisi

-> älä käännä katsettasi, ennen kuin hän kääntää omansa

22. Kun tyttö kaipaa sinua

-> häneen sattuu

23. Kun särjet tytön sydämen

-> tuska ei koskaan katoa

24. Kun tyttö sanoo sen olevan ohi

-> hän haluaa sinun olevan edelleen omansa

25. Kun tyttö laittaa tämän eteenpäin

-> hän haluaa sinun lukevan tämän

26. Kun olette puhelimessa ja hän ei sano sanaakaan, älä silti lopeta puhelua

27. Kun hän on vihainen, halaa lujaa äläkä päästä irti

28. Kun hän sanoon olevansa ok, älä usko, vaan puhu hänen kanssaan

29. Koska 10 vuotta myöhemmin hän muistaa sinut...

30. Soita hänelle keskiyöllä hänen syntymäpäivänään kertoaksesi, että rakastat häntä

31. Soita hänelle juuri ennen kuin nukahdat ja heti kun olet herännyt

32. Kohtele häntä, kuin hän olisi ainoa, mikä merkitsee sinulle jotakin

33. Kiusoittele häntä ja anna hänen kiusoitella takaisin

34. Valvo hänen kanssaan koko yö, kun hän on sairas

35. Katso hänen kanssaan hänen lempielokuvaansa tai lempiohjelmaansa, vaikka pitäisit sitä typeränä

36. Anna hänelle maailmasi

37. Anna hänen pitää vaatteitasi

38. Kun hän on tylsistynyt tai surullinen, vietä aikaasi hänen kanssaan

39. Tee hänelle selväksi, että hän on tärkeä

40. Suutele häntä kaatosateella

41. Kun hän tulee luoksesi itkien, sano ensimmäisenä:
"Kenelle annan turpii, kulta?"

42. Soita hänelle

43. Suutele häntä

44. Kerro hänelle, että rakastat häntä

45. Tekstaa hännelle mielettömästi

* Kommentointisi on estetty puoleksi tunniksi floodaamisen vuoksi. Noudatathan jatkossa IRC-Gallerian sääntöjä!

VOI VITUN TOMMY!!!! yritin kirjottaa sulle et voi vittu :DDD

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. Missä hän asuu? - Kokkolassa
. Miten kuvailisit häntä? - Ihanin<3
. Milloin hän itki viimeksi? - hmmm... ei siit niin HIRVEÄN kauan oo... jonku aikaa
. Miltä hänen hiuksensa tuoksuvat? - ei oo enää hiuksia :D sillon aikoinaan ihanalle
. Mikä hänet saa yleensä itkemään? - Vähä riippuu asiasta
. Rakastaako hän ketään tällä hetkellä? - Rakastaa <3
. Minkä maan kulttuurista hän pitää erityisen paljon? - no Suomen tietty :DD
. Miten hän pesee hampaansa? - nopeasti :D
. Onko hänen vaatekaappinsa siisti? - siistimpi yleensä ku mulla :D
. Missä kuussa hän on syntynyt? - Maaliskuussa
. Nostavatko kalliit lahjat hänen eroottisia haluja? - lahja ku lahja... KYLLÄ!
. Katsooko hän omaa peilikuvaansa aina kun saa tilaisuuden? - aina ennen ku lähtee johonki
. Mikä on asia, mistä hän pitää todella paljon, mutta ei kerro sitä kenellekään? - No en mäkää sitä kerro :DD
. Osaako hän tehdä ruokaa? - jauhelihamakaroonisotkua juuuu
. Miten hän oli pukeutunut kun tapasitte ensimmäisen kerran? - kauluspaitaan, farkkuihin ja "nahkatakkiin"
. Miten hän pukeutuu nykyään? - farkut ja t-paita + huppari joskus
. Millon näät hänet seuraavan kerran? - iha just ku se tulee töistä <3
. Kuka on hänen paraskaveri? - pannula
. Onko hän hyvä koulussa? - sil on koulu loppunu jo ajat sitte :D
. Mitä teette yleensä? - jaa-a.. vaikka mitä

. Oletteko riidelleet kertaakaan? - monesti :D
. Näätkö häntä usein? - joka juukelin päivä :D<3
. Polttaako hän? - joooo

Aineet :
2 nauravaa silmää
2 hellää käsivartta
2 hyvinmuodostunutta säärtä
2 kiinteää maitosäiliötä
1 turkisvuorattu sekoituskulho
1 suuri banaani
Sekoitusohjeet :
1. Katso nauraviin silmiin
2. Levitä hyvinmuodostuneet sääret hitaasti
3. Puristele ja hiero maitosäiliöitä hyvin hellästi, kunnes turkisvuorattu sekoituskulho on rasvautunut
4. Lisää banaani ja liikuta sitä varovasti edestakaisin, kunnes se on hyvin voideltu
5. Kuorruta munalla ja huokaise helpotuksesta
Leipä on valmis, kun banaani on pehmennyt. Muista pestä valmistusvälineet, äläkä läikytä kulhoa. HUOMAA : Jos leipä alkaa nousta, lähde kaupungista.

Selvisin hengissä eilisistä tuskista!!!
se mikä ei tapa vahvistaa... todellakin!

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miks tää pelottaakaan nii paljon ja tuntuu pahalta vaikka pitäis helpottaa :( mut en oo vaan vielä valmis siihen :'(

kyllä mä tän itelleni joskus annan anteeks </3 :'(