IRC-Galleria

A man escaped from the prison, where he had been for the past 15 years. He broke into a house and looked for money and guns, but all he found from there was a sleeping married couple. He tore the man out of the bed and tied him up to a chair. Then he tied up the woman to the bed, kissed her on her neck and went to the bathroom.

While the runaway was in the bathroom the man said to his wife: "That man has escaped from prison! I bet he hasn't seen a woman in a long time. I noticed how he kissed your neck. If he wants to have sex, don't resist. Don't even think about it, just let him do whatever he wants to. He must be dangerous. If he get's angry he might kill us both. Be brave, my darling! I love you."

The wife responded: "He didn't kiss my neck. He told me he was gay and asked if we had any lube. I told him that there's some in the bathroom. Be brave my darling! I love you too."