There once was an Alchemist who loved Bloodshed
The Crimson Alchemist, the bloody, the Red.
Immoral, Cruel and bad to the core
You were still one of the best, despite all the gore
Destroyed the lives of the people in Ishbal
Their dark skin, red eyes, you wanted them to fall
Stay away from him, he'll bring you your doom
Blink once, too bad, this man will make you go boom
Arrested, Convicted and placed in time out
The man was still psycho, this I don't doubt
Evil, Cruel and Crazy in the head
You can't be trusted, even when your dead
Killed so many, that was your deed
I'll never forgive you, you betrayed him, the one named Greed
How can one man bring such a disaster?
Just shut up, we want to live, so start running faster.
Crimson Alchemist, he was hired by the State
Those who met him, was destined for a messy fate
Highly hostile, unsafe and extremely deadly
This wanted man's name is Zolf J. Kimbley
Move, Move get out of here now.
You better get going, letting you live is one thing he won't allow.
With the Circle in hand and his skills almost divine.
All the elements in you will be tuned oh-so fine.
Of all the horrible images and despicably cruel scenes
Knowing him, you'll be blown to smithereens
Run, Run this madman in on his way,
In just a few moments you'll be nothing but burns, maggots and nice flesh decay.
Now ladies and gentlemen there's a lesson to learn
Stay away from this man or else you will burn.
He's mad, explosive and downright crazy
Just stay away from him and you won't be fried like last night's KFC