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Miettikääpä tilanne, jossa sinä ja kaverisi (myös miespuolinen) ootte menneet retkeilemään tms. tilanne, josta on pitkä matka lähimpään ajattelevaan otukseen. Kännykässä kantamaa ei ole. Yht'äkkiä kuulet kaverisi huutavan. Menet hänen luokseen ja huomaat, että häntä on purrut myrkyllinen käärme peniksestä. Todennäköinen kuolema on ystävälläsi minuuttien päässä ja muita apukeinoja ei ole, paitsi imeä myrkky pois. Mitä teet?

Ei, en keksiny ite. It was /b/. Mut ihan hemmetin loistava kysymys.

superkivajeejeekrapulamasennus

Helvetti. Krapula tuntuu olevan helpompi saavuttaa, kun humala.

Rakas päiväkirja,

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One school day, a boy named Tom was sitting in class and doing math. It was six more minutes until after school. As he was doing his homework, something caught his eye.

His desk was next to the window, and he turned and stared outside. It looked liked a picture. When it was home time at the school, he ran to the spot where he saw it. He ran fast so that no one else could grab it.

He picked it up and smiled. It had a picture of the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She had a dress with tights on and red shoes, and her hand was formed into a peace sign.

She was so beautiful he wanted to meet her, so he ran all over the school and asked everyone if they knew her or have ever seen her before. But everyone he asked said "no." He was devastated.

When he was home, he asked his older sister if she knew the girl, but unfortunately she also said "no." It was very late, so Tom walked up the stairs, placed the picture on his bedside table and went to sleep.

In the middle of the night Tom was awakened by a tap on his window. It was like a nail tapping. He got scared. After the tapping he heard a giggle. He saw a shadow near his window, so he got out of his bed, walked toward his window, opened it up and followed the giggling. By the time he reached it, it was gone.

The next day again he asked his neighbors if they knew her. Everybody said, "Sorry, no." When his mother came home he even asked her if she knew her. She said "no." He went to his room, placed the picture on his desk and fell asleep.

Once again he was awakened by a tapping. He took the picture and followed the giggling. He walked across the road, when suddenly he got hit by a car. He was dead with the picture in his hand.

The driver got out of the car and tried to help him, but it was too late. Suddenly he saw the picture and picked it up. He smiled. He saw a cute girl holding up three fingers.







ei poimita niitä juttuja kadulta prkl

Tuleeko kellään ikinä sitä tiheämpää tarvetta suorittamassa semmonen fiilis, että lähtee kohta taju ja on ihan oikeesti viimeset hetket menossa?

Mysli on hyvää ja terveellistä.

A young girl is left home alone with only her dog to protect her. When night approaches, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all the windows but one won't close.

She decides to leave it unlocked and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed.

In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from the bathroom. The girl is too scared to go check so she reaches her hand under the bed. She feels a reassuring lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog.

Now curious about the dripping sound, she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder as she approaches. She reaches the bathroom and turns on the light. She is greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from the shower nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and its blood dripping into the bathtub.

http://reallygoodmagazine.com/?p=1843

Socotra saari (Yemen), Arabian meri. HOLY SHIT!

http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html

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Poikamainen puolesi:

[x] Rakastat huppareita
[x] Rakastat farkkuja
[ ] Koirat on parempi kuin kissat
[x] Olet vahingoniloinen
[ ] Olet pelannut poikien kanssa samassa joukkueessa
[x] Shoppailu on kidutusta
[ ] Inhoat surullisia elokuvia
[ ] Omistat xboxin
[x] Olet leikkinyt pienenä leluautoilla
[x] Olet halunnut olla palomies
[x] Sinulla on DS, PS2 tai sega.
[ ] Sinulla on ollut pakkomielle power rangeseihin
[ ] Katsot urheilua TV:stä
[ ] Pyydät isältäsi neuvoja
[ ] Haluaisit omistaa satoja baseball-lippiksia
[ ] Tykkäät käydä jalkapallopeleissä
[ ] Olet kerännyt/keräät baseball kortteja
[ ] Roikkuvat farkut ovat makeita
[x] On outoa pitää pyjamabileitä
[x] Vihreä, musta, punainen, sininen tai hopea on yksi lempiväreistäsi
[x] Sinusta on hauska tehdä hulluja juttuja välittämättä mitä muut ihmiset ajattelevat
[x] Urheilu on hauskaa
[x] Puhut ruoka suussa
[x] Käytät boksereita

Total: 13

Tyttömäinen puolesi:

[ ] Käytät huulikiiltoa
[ ] Rakastat shoppailua
[ ] Käytät eyelineria
[ ] Sinulla on sama paita useana erivärinä
[ ] Pukeudut pinkkiin
[x] Pyydät äidiltäsi neuvoja
[ ] Mielestäsi cheerlearding on urheilua
[ ] Inhoat pukeutua mustaan
[ ] Tykkäät hengailla ostareilla/kauppakeskuksissa
[ ] Tykkäät käydä manikyyreiisä/pedikyyreissä
[ ] Tykkäät pitää koruja
[ ] Hameet ovat suuri osa garderobiasi
[ ] Shoppailu on yksi lempiharrastuksistasi
[ ] Et pidä Star Wars-elokuvasta
[ ] Olet harrastanut cheerleadingia, kuntosalia tai tanssia
[x] Sinulla menee noin tunti käydä suihkussa, pukeutua, meikata ja valita asusteet
[ ] Naurat paljon
[ ] Sinulla on enemmän kuin 10 paria kenkiä
[x] Välität ulkonäöstäsi
[ ] Pukeudut aina mekkoon kun siihen on mahdollisuus
[ ] Käytät hajuvesiä
[ ] Käytät tyttöjen alusvaatteita
[ ] Leikit pienenä nukeilla
[ ] Tykkäät meikata toisia ihmisiä
[ ] Tykkäät ottaa itsestäsi kameralla kuvia kun sinulla on tylsää

Total: 3 FIXD