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Iiiihihhihihihih kylläpäs naurattaa ku Ryhmiksen uudessa käsiohjelmassa on mun nimi :D mä oon niin IN!

Istuskellaan Mimi LaBonqin kanssa kahdestaan täällä toimistolla kun muut on potemassa krapulaa eilisen enskarin jälkeen. Mä olin kiltti tyttö ja menin kotiin harrastaa "säälittävää tuhertamista"

paska reissu mut tulipahan tehtyä

J E N N A * sanoo:
hahahaha mä puhun sust pahaa sätis
J E N N A * sanoo:
"mikä on oudoin eläimen nimi minkä tiiätte"
J E N N A * sanoo:
"no koiran nimi pummi ja samal tytöl poni jonka nimi on poni"


:C

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran
in to the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her
Lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
the husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
Mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."


A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician
Showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."


* Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,
"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the
convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of
chardonnay."



* A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM
NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE
BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful! CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have
you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always
forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You
think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it
feels like when I'm driving."

It doesn't hurt me.
You want to feel, how it feels?
You want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me?
You want to hear about the deal I'm making.
You, (If I only could, be running up that hill)
You and me (If I only could, be running up that hill)

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
Get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
If I only could

You don't want to hurt me,
But see how deep the bullet lies.
Unaware that I'm tearing you asunder.
There's a thunder in our hearts, baby

So much hate for the ones we love?
Tell me, we both matter, don't we?
You, (If I only could, be running up that hill)
You and me (If I only could, be running up that hill)
You and me, won't be unhappy

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
If I only could


Come on, baby, come on, come on, darling,
Let me steal this moment from you now.
Come on angel, come on, come on, darling,
Let's exchange the experience

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems.

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems.

If I only could, be running up that hill
If I only could, be running up that hill
If I only could, be running up that hill
If I only could, be running up that hill
If I only could, be running up that hill
If I only could, be running up that hill
If I only could, be running up that hill

I det här livet är jag en kvinna. I mitt nästa liv skulle jag vilja bli en björn.

När man är en björn måste man gå i ide. Man bara sover i sex månader.
Jag skulle kunna leva med det.

Innan man går i ide måste man äta kopiösa mängder mat. Jag skulle kunna leva med det också.

När man är en björnhona så föder man sina ungar(som är
valnötsstora) i sömnen. När man vaknar är ungarna halvt uppvuxna, gulliga, kramgoa björnungar. Jag skulle absolut kunna leva med det.

När man är en mammabjörn vet alla att man menar allvar. Man klappar till vem som helst som stör ens ungar. När ungarna blir irriterande klappar man till dom med. Jag skulle väl kunna leva med det.

Om man är en björn så FÖRUTSÄTTER ens partner att man vaknar med en morrning. Han FÖRUTSÄTTER att man har håriga ben och ett överflöd av underhudsfett.

LÃ¥ter perfekt!
Japp . . jag blir björn!

Billy Talent - Perfect World

MCR - This Is How I Disappear

Pink - I'm Not Dead

Editors - Bullets

I'm not okay
You wear me out

Mä en jaksa enää. Miehet haluu joko pillua tai sit ne seurustelee eikä halua yhtään mitään.

Ihan sama. Mulla on kolme koiraa joita saa halia ku on halipula.

Olipas mukava viikonloppu! Perjantaina piti mennä ajoissa nukkumaan kun lauantaina aamutalli.. Lunassa tappiin ja sillee.

Lauantaina Katja ja Jenna tuli meille, täällä kanailtiin ja sitte vaveilee Lunaan. Oli huluvaton ilta! Parasta <3

Kotimatkalla joku kundi heittäyty seuraan "saaks mä tulla teiän kans samaa matkaa?" nojoo mikäs siinä jos suunta on sama. Kundi seuras ulko-ovelle asti.. siin vaihees sanoin et mihis on matka koska mun luo et o tulos: "Ai no ei sit mä meen kotii" ...kaivo avaimet taskusta ja avas alaoven :D :D:D:D:D:D:D NAAPURI! ehhahehhahehha

Tänää Jennan kanssa vietetty sen synttärei kokopvä!

Piti viettää selvä viikonloppu?

kuka lähtis mun kanssa johki rantalomalle esim helmikuussa?