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"Nii, 'älä kävele noin kovaa, tää lattia tärisee kun sä kävelet ja mä pompin ja kun mä laskeudun niin se sattuu' wiiwiiwii... Vittu toi ois pitäny saada kehystettyä.#

Mun tukasta tuli lyhyt.

Ja kuulemman kivempi paijata.

MIKÄ VITUN FRITSUKAULA MÄÄ OON NYKYÄÄN.

An elderly woman came into the ER complaining: "I got the green vines in my virginny" (Interesting). A pelvic exam verifies that she did, indeed, have a six inch vine growing out of her vagina. Further inspection revealed that she had a mass in her vaginal vault. It was easily removed and looked very much like a potato. It was, indeed, a potato. The patient said that her uterus was falling out and that she "put a potato in there to hold it up" and then forgot about it.

A 50-year old woman came into the ER with a complaint of mild abdominal pain. During a pelvic exam the doctor found that the lady had inserted a whole chicken piece by piece into her vagina and then safety-pinned her labia shut. Unable to have children she was hoping that the chicken would turn into a baby.

Mun vieressä istuu joku eläin joka on totaalisen addiktoitunut lontoorae -suklaaseen.

En tiedä minkälainen eläin se on. Varmaan selkärangaton.

Kiitos että tuota. Mulla ei ookkaan ollu fritsua kaulassa pariin vuoteen.

lucas sanoo:
juulia keksi sen etten voi kattoo pornoa senkaa