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isi on jossain kuusessa taas viikonlopun vaikka sillä piti olla eikä se muistanu ilmottaa äitille ja äitillä on jotain ja se häätää mut huomenna ni meen sit iskälle ja mua ahdistaa olla siellä yksin koska se on iso, vanha, kylmä ja natiseva talo et pliis tulkaa joku mun kaa. mitään viinoja ei kyllä sitten oteta ellei joku tarjoo mulleki

niin siis kattelin siinä kokeessa sivusilmällä ku rekku kirjotti koko sivun kokosella käsialalla "nähään uusinnassa :)"
laskin siihen kaks - kolme tehtävää ehkä oikein, sit katoin niit loppui tehtävii ku mietin mitkä kaks jätän tekemättä ja tajusin etten tajuu mitä yhessäkää niist pitää tehä. sit raksin yli kaikki tehtävät ja palautin opelle lapun jossa luki etten tajuu mitää ja yritän uuestaa uusinnas.
ja sitku mä en ees oo huono matikassa, mä vaan käytin koko kurssin siihen et yritin saada rekkuu tekee jtn fiksuu

no, sain revittyä siihen muotokuvaan taustan, mut kolumni jäi ilman lopetusta enkä osaa mitään huomisessa matikan kokeessa koska suoraan sanottuna en tiiä missä vitussa mun matikan kirja ees on.
nyt voin valita nukunko ensimmäistä kertaa tällä viikolla yli 5 tuntia ja saan matikasta vitosen vai yritänkö huonolla omatunnolla tunkee jotain kolmioista ja ympyröistä päähäni ja saan tuurilla seiskan kokeesta, jos en pyörry unenpuutteesta jo junassa.

jostain syystä musta tuntuu että mä valitsen vaihtoehdon numero 2.

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Forrest Gump in your car and you pulled the clothes off my boyfriend. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and thank for the Cocaine.
Be mine forevermore my love, Meri.

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okay now its your turn! fill all this out by answering the questions and it creates a crazy letter! and then tag all your friends on it to have them read it and then fill one out for themselves! :)

Dear (person),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12), (Your name).

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When you smacked my butt
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I quoted Forest Gump
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we jumped in the lake
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When u finally changed ur underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow -you ignored
Red - you carved your initials into
Black - you hit on
Blue - you knocked out
Purple -you poured syrup on
White - you put whipped cream on
Grey - you pulled the clothes off
Brown - you bit off
Orange - you jumped over
Pink - you pulled the pants off of
Barefoot - you sat on
Other - you drove over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My pet rat
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - vexed
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Otherr - mature

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exsist
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
Red - Your toe ring
Yellow - The cut toenails
White - Your Star Wars collection
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - Your love letters to me
Other - The pictures from Vegas

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbor’s dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - your favorite teddy bear
Q/R - Your picture
S/T - My common sense
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your love notes
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Haven’t showered in a month
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - am better off without you
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - never forget that night
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Y/Z – always wanted to break your legs

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Cider– I have a crazy interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism Is Weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Other – Thanks for the Cocaine

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Italy - Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany –greetings to your frog
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Canada - Please don’t hurt me
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Be mine forevermore my love

tajusin et ehkä mul onki kulmakarvafetissi ._. nää vaan lisääntyy, mua pelottaa

Yllättävän punanen kyllä tossa kuvassa...... no enivei ton värinen on pääni. en jaksa ottaa kunnon kuvia nyt kun olen ruma tänään. ja kyllä, ne on oikeesti mun hiukset. ja purkki sano wild fire, mä en kyllä nää sitä, koska mun pää on pinkimpi ku tää kuva antaa ymmärtää.

pitäis raiskata hiukset useemmin ni olisin galtsufeimi

ne vaan päättää tulla meille kysymättä multa mitään eikä ne ees tiiä missä mä asun

1. MIKÄ ON LAATUMAALARI?!?!+1+1

2. Neebu

3. ^ WAAAAAAT?!?!?

4. ^ kamaa?

5. ^ ??????????????????????????!one

tiättekö ei oo hauskaa ku stressaan stressin stressaamisesta =(

+ siitä että mun pitää lukee viel vitusti ja kirjottaa puolet sallitusta lunttilapusta ja ainiihups tehä se yks työki valmiiks