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Juhannuksena!

[x] olin maalla
[x] olin mökillä
[ ] olin kotona
[ ] olin kaupungissa
[ ] olin meren rannalla
[x] olin järven rannalla
[x] olin yötä poissa kotoa
[ ] olin katsomassa juhannuskokkoa
[ ] olin perheeni kanssa
[ ] olin sukulaisteni kanssa
[ ] olin yksin
[ ] olin poikaystäväni kanssa
[x] olin kavereiden kanssa
[ ] mesetin
[x] puhuin puhelimessa
[x] kuuntelin musaa
[x] katsoin leffan/leffoja
[ ] suutuin
[ ] itkin
[ ] ...ilosta
[x] nauroin
[ ] riitelin
[ ] lohdutin ystävääni
[ ] käytin piilareita
[ ] meikkasin
[ ] käytin hametta
[ ] ... minihametta
[x] matkustin autolla
[ ] ...bussilla
[ ] ...junalla
[ ] ...metrolla
[ ] ...taksilla
[ ] ...ratikalla
[ ] ... pyörällä
[ ] olin sairaana
[x] minulla oli kuukautiset
[ ] hengasin kaupungilla
[ ] olin baarissa
[x] kävin saunassa
[x ihan kaverin kans:DD] ... jonkun kanssa
[ ] olin poikaystäväni luona
[ ] olin yksin yötä kotona
[ ] vietin synttäreitä
[ ] ...omiani
[ ]...jonkun muun
[ ] olin jossain muussa juhlassa
[ ] ...häissä
[x] söin karkkia
[ ] ..jäätelöä
[x] ...sipsiä
[x] uusiaperunoita
[x] grilliruokaa
[x] tapasin uusia ihmisiä
[ ] olin bileissä
[ ] ..kotibileissä
[ ] minun bileissäni
[x] tanssin
[ ] join alkoholia
[ ] poltin tupakkaa
[ ] käytin huumeita
[ ] oksensin
[ ] suutelin
[ ] ...poikaystäväni kanssa
[ ] ...tuntemattoman kanssa
[ ] ...melkein tuntemattoman kanssa
[ ] ...ystäväni kanssa
[ ] ...samaa sukupuolta olevan henkilön kanssa
[ ] ...monen henkilön kanssa
[ ] sain/tein fritsun
[ ] harrastin seksiä
[ ] ...poikaystäväni kanssa
[ ] ...tuntemattoman kanssa
[ ] ...melkein tuntemattoman kanssa
[ ] ...ystäväni kanssa
[ ] ...samaa sukupuolta olevan henkilön kanssa
[ ] ...monen henkilön kanssa
[ ] petin poikaystävääni
[ ] ...tuntemattoman kanssa
[ ] ...melkein tuntemattoman kanssa
[ ] ...ystäväni kanssa
[ ] ...samaa sukupuolta olevan henkilön kanssa
[ ] ...monen henkilön kanssa
[ ] tein jotain mitä kadun nyt
[ ] tein jotain sääntöjen vastaista
[ ] näin ihastukseni
[ ] pistin välit poikki jonkun kanssa
[ ] aloin seurustelemaan
[x jamboon!! ;__D] ihastuin
[ ] tanssin hitaita
[ ] pussasin jotain poskelle
[ ] suutelin
[ ] halasin
[x] lauloin
[ ] olin tyynysotaa
[ ] hypin trampalla
[x] uin
[ ] ...meressä
[x] ...järvessä
[ ] ...uima-altaassa
[x] riehuin
[ ] nukuin teltassa
[ ] harrastin seksiä
[x] katsoin televisiota
[ ] olin ulkomailla
[ ] olin kotipaikkakunnallani
[ ] olin naapurissa
[ ] pidin jonkun kädestä kiinni
[x] olin saunassa
[x] jonka jälkeen hyppäsin järveen
[ ] käytin vihtaa
[ ] käytin sateenvarjoa
[ ] otin aurinkoa

juhannukseni oli:
[ ] tosi tylsä
[ ] melko tylsä
[ ] ihan ok
[x] jännittävä
[x] hauska
[ ] koominen
[x] huippu
[x] paras ikinä
[ ] romanttinen
[ ] kaaosmainen
[ ] vaihteleva
[ ] ihastuttava
[x] villi
[ ] eroottinen
[ ] normaali

___

Olen...

[ ] ajanut autoa
[x] syönyt ötökän
[ ] juonut alkoholijuomia
[x] soittanut pilapuheluja
[ ] kirkunut niin että ääni on mennyt
[x] ollut vesisotaa
[ ] ollut ruokasotaa
[x] itkenyt itseni uneen
[x] kiroillut isovanhempien kuullen
[ ] vittuillut opettajille
[ ] trollannut demissä
[ ] haavellut jostain julkkiksesta sänkypuuhissa kanssasi
[ ] heittänyt opettajaa penaalilla
[ ] repinyt toiselta ihmiseltä hiuksia päästä
[ ] vetänyt jonkun housut/hameen alas
[ ] ollut ventovieraan reppuselässä
[x] tehnyt jäätelöstä pirtelöä
[x] esittänyt nukkuvaa
[ ] hävennyt kavereitani
[x] rikkonut housuni
[ ] antanut toiselle väärän numeron kun olisi pitänyt antaa oma numero
[ ] rikkonut taulun
[x] kiivennyt puuhun
[ ] nuollut samaa sukupuolta olevan kanssa
[ ] ollut hypnoosissa
[ ] jäänyt kiinni tupakasta
[ ] saanut sheivatessa haavan
[x] halunnut omaa koiraa
[x] läpsässyt kaveriasi perseelle
[ ] läpsäissyt ventovierasta perseelle
[ ] lyönyt isää
[ ] haukkunut sisaruksesi kavereita sisaruksellesi
[x] laittanut tahallasi kellon väärään aikaan
[x] lintsannut koulusta
[ ] yrjönnyt huvipuistolaitteessa
[x] valvonut koko yön
[ ] tanssinut tanssimattopeliä yli kolme tuntia putkeen
[ ] hyppinyt toisen ihmisen päällä
[ ] fanittanut pikku-gtä
[ ] selannut salaa toisen tekstiviestejä
[x] pelannut räiskintäpeliä
[x] juossut karkuun henkesi edestä
[ ] karannut kotoa
[ ] ostanut vanhempien varoilla jotain mitä et olisi saanut
[x] haukkunut kaveriasi toiselle kaverille
[x] tehnyt jäynää opettajalle
[ ] haaveillut matkaavasi avaruuteen
[] pitänyt suuria kotibileitä
[ ] hypännyt talon katolta
[ ] sytyttänyt tulipaloa
[ ] syönyt voikukkaa
[x] mennyt sängyn alle piiloon
[ ] juossut metsän läpi peläten että jonkun jahtaavan
[ ] katkaissut sähköjohtoa
[ ] popittanut niin että naapurit ovat tulleet valittamaan
[ ] häirinnyt julkkista julkisella paikalla pyytämäällä nimmaria yms.
[x] lyönyt vasaralla sormeen
[ ] ajanut moottoriveneellä
[ ] datannut läpi yön
[x] ollut vastakkaisen sukupuolen edustajan kanssa saunassa
[ ] tippunut järveen koska joku toinen tönäisi
[x] pelotellut lintuja
[x] pelännyt ukkosta
[x] lakaissut likoja maton alle
[x] valehdellut kaverille kun et ole jaksanut mennä hänen luokseen
[ ] katsonut yksin kauhuelokuvaa
[x] lähettänyt fanipostia
[x] pukeutunut mieheksi
[ ] yrittänyt alaikäisenä päästä baariin
[x] kompastunut portaissa
[x] ollut ihastunut varattuun tyyppiin
[x] nukkunut päiväunia
[ ] suuttunut pienelle lapselle ja saanut tämän itkemään
[ ] saanut täitä
[ ] hiippaillut salaa omasta huoneesta toiseen yöllä
[ ] pyörtynyt keikalla
[/] itkenyt kuullessasi musiikkia josta tulee muistoja yms.
[x] tehnyt lumienkelin
[ ] toivonut jotain nähdessäni tähdenlennon
[ ] uinut keskelle järveä
[x ;____DD] katsonut pornoa
[ ] ollut amerikassa
[ ] hullaantunut serranon perheeseen
[ ] käyttänyt piilolinssejä
[x] uskonut jumalaan
[x] virponut yli 10-v.
[ ] katsonut 3 leffaa putkeen
[x] ollut laivalla
[x] matkustanut pummilla
[x] leiponut kakkua
[ ] ollut häissä kaasona
[ ] paiskannut puhelinta seinään
[x] katsonut summeria

Äsken raitel meni juna, ja se alko tööttään ihan sikana, ja sit kuullu kops! Taas joku hyppäs raiteille..

Vuonna 1933 pieni tyttö joutui murhaajan uhriksi. Murhaaja hautasi tytön elävältä maahan toistaen samalla sanoja “Toma sota balcu“.

Nyt kun olet nähnyt ja toistanut mielessäsi nämä sanat, tulet tapaamaan murhatun tytön. Ensi yönä, kun olet nukahtanut, tyttö ilmestyy makuuhuoneesi kattoon ja tukehduttaa sinut samalla tavalla kuin hän tukehtui itse.

Jos kirjoitat tämän tarinan omaan blogiisi, hän jättää sinut rauhaan. Hyvät tekosi palkitaan.

Tänään tulin Bulgariasta, oli ihanaa!! Tulee kaukokaipuu, mun tulee ikävä kaikkee sielt, paitsi ruokaa, ja venäläis nörttejä ;P Rusketuin, oon rusina!! :DD

Huomenna parturiin, jänskättää..

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- Ja mitäs teille?

- Mitäpä tässä, kiitos
kysymästä.

- Tarkoitan siis, mitä te
syötte?

- Purkkaa. Tästä on kyllä
menny jo maku

- Mutta mitä te tilaatte
nyt?

- Hesaria ja Aku Ankkaa,
mutta nyt ottaisin
hampurilaisen.

- Selvä. Ja minkähän
hampurilaisen?

- No se systeemi, jossa on
pihvi ja kaks kuorta.
Pitäis teidän täällä
tietää.

- Syötkö täällä?

- Silloin tällöin.

- Öh... siis syötkö täällä
nyt tällä hetkellä?

- Purkkaa edelleen, mutta
maku on menny jo.

- Puhun tilaamastasi
hampurilaisesta. Tuleeko
se
mukaan?

- Jos se tahtoo.

- Siis otatko mukaan

- Tule vain jos haluat.

- Selkeä kysymys: syötkö
tilaamasi ruoan täällä?

- Onko siellä tilaa?
Ajattelin kyllä että
tuolla
pöydässä...

- Hyvä on. Saako laittaa
kaikki mausteet?
- Jos ne mahtuu.

- Eli: kaikkia mausteita
vai ei kaikkia mausteita?

- Joo... ei kanelia.

- Eipä sitä kyllä
yleensä... no, kaikkia
muita saa siis panna?

- No sepä oli aika suora
ja hävytön kysymys.

- Voi helvetti teidän
kanssa!!

- Vai niin, että tällaista
palvelua. Taidanpa sitten
jättää tilaamatta."

kaikki jotka katsovat biisikärpästä, kurkatkaas tuo video :)

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-No
-What did you say!?
- I pay pay..
-Okay :D

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