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Naw, fucker tried to bite my face off

I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw

Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off

Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot

Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop

Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong

Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong

That mother fucker's got nuts like King Kong

koska räjähtää?

Tänääääntänääään Kuulkaaaapas ;')))))

1) Et voi koskettaa jokaista hammastasi kielelläsi.

2) Kaikki tyhmät, luettuaan edellisen faktan, yrittävät sitä.

3) Ensimmäinen fakta on vale.

4) Hymyilet nyt koska olet idiootti.

5) Näytät seuraavaksi tämän jollekkin toiselle idiootille.

6) Naamassasi on edelleen idioottimainen virne.

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID !

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

I've been with 10 women who got HIV!!

Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

I got genital warts and it burns when I pee!!

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

I TIE A ROPE AROUND MY PENIS AND JUMPED FROM A TREE!!

You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!haha

jooo vittu taidan kyllä pian alkaa pistää tota taunusta ajokuntoo ku kerkee,
siellä se on tallissa..

If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick

-marshall mathers

Momma had a baby and it's head popped off
head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off
My momma don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off
gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off

Dont worry, be happy <3