hahaha xD Shane Dawson pick up lines
"Yo girl my dick just died. Can I bury it up in ur ass?"
"Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first think that pops up."
"Let's play titanic. When I say iceberg (taijotain) you go down."
"You've got to be windows 95 'coz you got me so unstable."
"Wanna come see me hard drive? It's got lots of ram and it's not floppy."
"You turn my software yo hardware."