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Wouldn't it be great if you could serve your own flesh at your funeral? That would definately make funerals more interesting.

SKORPIONI on valmis vaikka tappamaan paskansa jos se on keinotellut tai pettänyt isäntänsä. On kiinnostunut enemmän muiden ulosteista kuin omastaan. Ei pyyhi, sillä se on seksikästä - Skorpionin mielestä.
- Skorpionin paska, yllätys yllätys, haisee piikikkäältä. Haju tarttuu kaikkiin vessan tekstiileihin, aina käsipyyhkeistä suihkuverhoon.

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kiva johtajadarra

nyt seki on tehty, kirja luettu + essee tehty alle 3,5h! vittuku oon pro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

Aahhh yeah, IÂ’m backÂ…bitches.
Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should suck my dick.
Vagina (what!)Â…vagina (what!)Â…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)Â…vagina (what!)Â…
2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh).

My love is like lightningÂ…
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplaneÂ…
It gives girls orgasms.

IÂ’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
IÂ’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
IÂ’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
IÂ’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
IÂ’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, waitÂ…thatÂ’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the otherÂ…
Vagina (what!)Â…vagina (what!)Â…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)Â…vagina (what!)Â…
E=MC Vagina

IÂ’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, itÂ’s not a presentÂ…
ItÂ’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.

I donÂ’t like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not sucking my cock.
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two waysÂ…
Either you have sex with meÂ…
Or you have sex with me.

I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
IÂ’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)

Vagina (what!)Â…vagina (what!)Â…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)Â…vagina (what!)Â…
What time is it? ItÂ’s vagina.

WhatÂ’s the difference between a girlÂ’s mouth and a girlÂ’s vagina?
There is noneÂ…I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

IÂ’m a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
IÂ’m a good sex man,
Because my sex is the best.

IÂ’m like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have sex with them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuYpy_UDi0

wut

Joulukuu tuo mukanaan uusia haasteita.

Don't Fap December

eilen tosiaa joku +40v vähän tukevahko jannu tuli kertoo mulle miten se 20v sitte slayerin keikalla veti stagedivei? sitte se kerto myös sen lentäjän urasta ja ois halunnu et kiipeen sen olkapäille seisoo. pari kännistä parikymppistä veikkoa tulivat tutustumaan meihin ollessamme matkalla kuselle, ja pyysivät mukaan katsomaan amon amarthia. valitettavasti jätimme tämän väliin, ja kun kysyin mistä asti herrat olivat tulleet niin vastaus oli "ei mistää, siis alkosta".



akiaki (W)|| KAKKONEN ON YKKÖNEN! sanoo (22:42):
ei voinu naamaansa ajaa ees rippikuvaa varte
- aDaTaffelmies - sanoo (22:42):
Jeespoks
- aDaTaffelmies - sanoo (22:42):
sä sentää rippikuvaa varte ajelit sääretki