"Talking of problems with Dougie.... he’s pregnant. I know, it’s... un-natural but... we went to the doctor and it turns out that he’s been pregnant for around a week. Harry took it rather well, seeing as Dougie literally ran around the front room shouting “I’M BLOODY PREGNAAAAAAAAAANT!” before passing out from exhaustion. Danny, on the other hand, stood up calmly and walked into the kitchen to stick his head in the freezer."
Smart boy, that Jones : DDD