"You realised what, Dan?"
"That I like you. I'm sorry Tom, hit me. I'm a queer, and not a very good one at that. I mean, I don't even like pink!"
"I don't give a flying handbag if you like fountains, and rocks and pebbles. I'm frigging watching Animal Planet!"
"Oh, and I suppose watching furry things hump each other is much more interesting than potting plants, and gardening!"
"Tom, chewing my own leg would be much more interesting than potting plants and gardening!" They heard Tom grumbling.