DUDES. THIS IS TOO AWESOME TO BE TRUE. HEAR THIS:
A Patd!slash WHERE BRENDON IS A KOALA.
NO, SERIOUSLY.
Fics can't get better than this. They simply can not.
The one where Jon turns into a kitten - and then infects the rest of the band, too - is a good solid second, BUT BRENDON URIE TURNS INTO A KOALA. SERIOUSLY. y/y/mfy?
EDIT: HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHA(...)HAHAHAH OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THE ENDING! THE ENDING IS THE BEST! OH MY GOD :''''''''''DDDDDDD