IRC-Galleria

"What are you all doing here??" I hiss, trying not to make it so obvious that I know them. I don't want to be fired on my first day, even if I don't know the first thing about this place.

"We came to see you." Harry smiles gently at me.

"Oh dear God I so want to shag you!" Oops. Erm. Did I just say that out loud??!!

Harry's jaw drops, as does Tom's, whereas Dougie just grins manically and James tries not to giggle.

Yep, it appears that I did.


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh my god. :''DDD too much battery and too little sleep equals slash freakout : DDDD hihihihhhihihihihihihihiihi<3

kämppä tyhjänä TAAS what is wrong with these people when they're always leaving me alone? : DDD

“It’s mine!” Danny yelled, holding the remote tightly in his hands.

“Give it to me!!” Tom said, lying next to Danny on the floor. “Or else!”

“Or else what?!” Danny grinned, still clutching on tightly to the remote.

“Or else I’ll sit on you!” Tom slowly stood up, leaving Danny lying on the floor.

“Sit on me?! You’d kill me!”

“I know, pity eh?”

“You wouldn’t dare sit on me!”

“Wanna bet?”

“Yeah I do actual- AHHHHHRRRGG!! GET HIM OFF!! GET HIM OFF!!!”

“Not until you give me the remote!”

“Never!!”

“Then you shall feel the indestructible weight of the Tom-inator!”

“I can’t breathe!”

“Give me the remote!”

“NO!!”

There was a silence.

“Danny?” Tom prodded him in the chest slowly.

Danny didnÂ’t move. His eyes remained shut and his body motionless.

“OH MY GOD!” I screamed, “YOU KILLED DANNY!!”

“YOU BASTARD!!” Harry yelled.

For a brief second, we both looked at each other and grinned.

“What am I going to do?!” Tom was panicking now, clearly not noticing that Danny’s mouth was turning up at the corners. “I don’t want to go to prison!!”

“Well for starters, you could get off him,” Harry said dryly.

Tom instantly jumped off DannyÂ’s chest.

“Try giving him the kiss of life,” I threw in, helpfully of course.

To this day, IÂ’m still not too sure who on the bus was more surprised that Tom actually DID attempt to give Danny CPR. My moneyÂ’s on Danny, although IÂ’m just going on his reaction, which was a scream of horror as soon as TomÂ’s lips met his, not to mention his eyes opening and him throwing the remote at Tom.

“Take it, take it!!” Danny sobbed, curling up in the corner, looking like a broken man, “My lips have been soiled! I am tainted! Oh woe is me! Alas, alack!”



...*headmeetdeskheadmeetdesk* hahhahahahhahah oh my god. :''DDD

Edward Cullen = <3 *drool*

HOLY SHITTING FUCK MY HEART HURTS OWW IT'S BEATING TOO FAST NOW I'M FREAKING OUT OHMYGAYGOD I NEED TO CALM DOWN NOW. breeeeeathe... NAH, NOT WORKING STILL ALMOST SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME OH MY GOD. Fuck I'm freaking out bigtime.


Hyvin mä vedän : DD It's fine, I'm fine, I'm cool. Yeah. Definitely.

*thumpthumpthumpthump...*

Harry rolls his eyes as his band mates speak in unison, each pointing at the other. “Well whoever it was clearly didn’t factor in the, er, fact that we’ve all grown a bit in the last two years.”

“Dougie hasn’t.”

“Fuck off! Yes I have! I’ve grown at least two inches!”

“Not where it counts, you ain’t. Ow!” Danny rubs his arm, and looks incredulously at Dougie. “Did you just bite me?”

“Children, please.” Harry attempts to separate them as Danny wraps his arm around Dougie’s neck, putting him in a headlock. “Are we doing this or not?”

“What is it we’re supposed to be doing anyway?”

“I don’t fucking know! This was your idea!” Harry throws his hands in the air.

“Fucking,” Dougie states. ---




“I need a fag,” Danny mumbles after a minute or two, pushing himself off and dropping down onto the floor to look for his clothes. “What?” He looks up again when he hears Dougie and Harry sniggering.

“Well, I’d say you’ve already had a couple.”

“Grow up, the pair of you.” Danny throws their boxers at their heads.


IHIHIHIHIIHIHHIHIHIHIHIAHAHAHAHAHAHFLAHD,G.HAELKJHFGKLMNABGLFJAÖKJHSFÖJAHR.SJG oh my fucking gay god. HOT. <3

I thought that was what I had to do for my role as boyfriendÂ… to make things HARDERÂ… GET IT?! GET IT!? AREN'T I CLEVER!!!

Â…

-Crickets chirping-

Â…

-Baby crying-

Â…

Shut it.


IHIHIHIIHHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIIHIHIHI<33
Slash makes us happy (8

Jenny: Laitetaan ne sit siin kastelupannus
ja repes : DDD and then she fucking scared the living daylights out of me when I was reading SLASH THE FUCKING BITCH!!!!!! :'DDD and then she hid in the downstairs toilet. haha.

'CAUSE YOU WHERE NEAR TO KILL ME!!!

well yeah. I was. It was a good slash. AND IT WAS MADE FOR ME!!! I was crying when the FUCKING DICKHEAD CAME AND SCARED ME. bitch. : DD

and we are so pervyyyyy. oh yes we are. but it's fun. : DDDDD ME AND JENNY HAVE SIMULTANEOUSLY DIIIRTY MINDS (((8

HAPPY NEW YEAR <33 thanks girls, ootte kivoi. : DD <3 as Jenny says; LET'S DO IT AGAIN!! :'D

there is an ameeba that says "OMG! Bumsex!" painted on my arm. it's cute. : DDDD and Singstar is a veryvery funny game. and Jimi drooled on my sock -___-' : D

and then I missed the sodding train AND HAD TO FREEZE MY ASS OFF ON THE FUCKING TRAIN STATION :@ gahwk för söndagstidtabeller. bbbbuuut... it's okay!(2Bgay) för nu e Janni här. she's lying on my bed and reading Cosmopolitan. hihhhihi : D

uhhuh. I'm tired. wonder why? o___O :PP


raejuusto e NAM.<3

YES YES YES BACK TO CIVILIZATION FINALLY AARRGGHKAHKLFHAHSGF,SKJ FREAKOUT<33

it was a long time since I enjoyed a shower like today. DAMN YOU SEITLAX for not producing any warm water for the shower and making me FREEZE MY ASS OFF!! GAHWK!

but now I'm hooooooome agaaaaiin<3 annnd... *drumroll* READING SLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASH<33 Ima serious addict, hellyeah. no sku ni o va om ni sku ha vari en vecka nästan helt utan netti i en stuga 11 km utanför Borgå me familjen o farföräldrarna. JEEJEE.

uhhuh. Caps Lock is my friend today. yeppyepp. : DD

HAPPY NEW YEAR<3