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"I need to talk to you," Harry is shouting at the door.

"I'm busy," I say loudly. "Um, I'm jerking off... Go away before I start thinking of you!"

"No you're not." There's a pause, I'm sure Harry's trying to decide if I'm telling the truth or not. "I hear you typing."

"Harry, go away."


: DDDD

Your boy side:
[x] you love hoodies.
[x] you love jeans.
[ ] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] shopping is torture.
[ ] sad movies suck.
[ ] you own an x-box.
[x] played with hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] you own a DS, PS2 or sega. (PS3)
[ ] you used to be obsessed with power rangers.
[x] you watch sports on TV.
[x] you go to your dad for advice.
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball caps.
[x] you like going to football games.
[ ] you used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] it's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (3-4 is okay, then it gets weird!)
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[/] sports are fun. (depends on what sports!)
[x] talk with food in your mouth.
[x] wear boxers.
Total: 15½

Your girl side:
[ ] you wear lip gloss.
[/] you love to shop.
[x] you wear eyeliner.
[ ] you have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] you wear the color pink.
[x] go to your mom for advice.
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing the color black.
[x] you like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] you like wearing jewelry.
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] you don't like the movie star wars.
[ ] you are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] it takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] you smile a lot more than you should.
[x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] you care about what you look like.
[x] you like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] you like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] you wear girl underwear.
[x] used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total: 9½


Well, there you go, finally proof what you've all been saying all along. I'M A GUY!! : DDDDD

What a wonderful day; the rain is lovely and warm, the pavement is messier than ever and a dog just shat on our lawn. For once, I wasn't hyper and Harry was poking me and asking who I was and what I had done with Danny. The answer: Who knows?

Tom was out somewhere, I didn't catch where, and Dougie was up in his room still asleep. That kid could sleep for years, bit like sleeping beauty but without the beauty. So, not like sleeping beauty at all. Now I'm confused as well as normal. That's never a good thing.

I was hyper earlier though, when we watching Harry Pothead and the Prisoner of Azakabooly. But that was only because I was jumping up and down when he was riding the hippogriff and shouting "YEAH, HARRY, YOU RIDE THAT CHICKEN!" at the TV. I do feel sorry for it sometimes, especially when Harry's (our Harry, not Pothead.) watching the cricket.

GAHHHAHAHAHAHAH music lesson = Frida repee : DDD

While tearing off a game of golf
I may make a play for the caddy
But when I do, I don't follow through
Cause my heart belongs to Daddy

WELL can you really blame me for hearing wrong? After all, we all know what I think about all day long. and DADDY and DANNY sound very similar when being sung! :D

Oh, and "may make a play for the caddy"? Obviously video much? :'DD

Tehtävä: Kerro keitä tytöt kuvassa olevat, mitä kuvassa tapahtuu, missä he ovat jne.


Tässä ovat 3 tyttöä; Irmeli (vas.), Dooris ja Bertta. Vuosi on 1938, paikkakunta Tampereen teollisuusalue. Irmeli on tytöistä nuorin, hän on 10 vuotta. Dooris ja Bertta ovat molemmat 11. Tyttöjen vanhemmat tekevät kaikki töitä tehtaissa.

Mitä kuvassa tapahtuu:
Tytöt ovat juuri olleet leikkauttamassa hiuksensa Bertan perheen tätituttavan luona, ja Dooris ja Irmeli ovat HIEMAN tyytymättömiä uusiin kampauksiinsa. Bertta on ainoa joka on tyytyväinen; hän on myös onnellinen siitä että tytöt seuraavaksi ovat menossa hänelle kotiin syömään Bertan äidin leipomia pullia. Bertta rakastaa pullia. Mutta Bertan äidillä on huono tapa unohtaa pullat uuniin liian kauan, ja tämä tekee Dooriksen ja Irmelin vielä onnettomimmiksi.

Faktaa tytöistä:
- Bertta on erittäin hyvinruokittu lapsi. Hänen suosikkiruokansa on muusi ja lihapullat, ja hän pitää kampauksestaan.
- Irmeli on ollut testihenkilönä saksalaisessa natsilaboratoriossa, jossa hänelle tehtiin sukupuolileikkaus. Hän on nykyään poika. Kiitokseksi siitä, että hän oli koekaniinina, hänelle annettiin uudet maiharit. Dooris ja Bertta yrittävät saada hänet käyttämään poikavaatteita, mutta Irmeli rakastaa mekkoaan.
- Dooris on tytöistä vanhin ja skitsofreenikko. Hänellä on mielikuvitusystävä nimeltä Kalle. Kallella on yhdessä kädessä vain neljä sormea, peukalo puuttuu, ja hänellä on huono tapa valehdella melkein kaikesta Doorikselle. Dooris inhoaa uutta otsatukkaansa.

psykologiprov = KILLKILLKILLDIEDIEDIE -__-'

Bhahahahahhaaaaahahaa I'm going to London!! 17-21 feb me Alisa!! <3

You go tooo far, my boy. ZEBRA print g-strings? Zebra PRINT g-strings? Zebra print G-strings? Zebra print g-STRINGS?! GOD HELP ME. I certainly believe that you are the cause for my manhood’s excruciatingly slow return to health. You’re distracting it from the job of healing itself, with all your talk of ‘hiding’ and ‘seeking’ and ‘here I’m coming’.

OH GOD THE PAIN.

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I think he's taking the night of or LilÂ’ Dougie (or Roger Ramjet, as he calls it) has gone on strike. Either way I have peaceful silence. HUZZAH!

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Oh dammit. Spoke to soon. He's started again. Another sleepless night for Danny Jones.

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LilÂ’ Danny just went, "HELLO WORLD". It was amazing how fast it happ-Â…

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Oh shit.

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I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!

I love you!!!
- Danny.



bhahahahahahahahhahahahihihihihihihihiheeehehehehehehehee<3

ok emotion overload. HELP!

OW! DRUGS! I NEED DRUGS!