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RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM ATTACK!! HELP!

YAY I can feel my face again!

Jennn says:
FRIDA
I'M PREGNANT
HARRY FUCKING JUDD IS THE FATHER
: :D:D:D:D:D:
Phrida says:
DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO USE PROTECTION?!
:DDD
Jennn says:
erm..
se meni rikki
: D
Phrida says:
HAHHAAHAAAA : DDD Jenny's gonna have a Juddbabyy!! *sings* oh my. You are so careless! :P What does Harry say about all this? : DD
Jennn says:
"I'm going to Dougies place for a day or two."
Phrida says:
hhahahhahahahahaha : DDD he's leaving you all alone to deal with the baby? mean Harry, you have to take responsibility for your actions. you can't just leave a pregnant woman alone and go shag Dougie senseless! that's not how you handle it!
: DD
Jennn says:
man that guy is a manwhore
Phrida says:
he really is
Jennn says:
but it's okay
I'm just glad the baby has Harrys dna
Phrida says:
yeah. holyshit your and Harry's baby would be pretty!
Phrida says:
I'm serious! it would have your curly hair, and then since you're blonde and Harry's dark-haired, maybe the kid would have brown hair. and blue eyes. and it'd be pretty.
so...
OMG!! DANNY WOULD BE YOUR KID!!
: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jennn says:
...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*falls down her chare*
Phrida says:
MAN! I'M A GENIUS!
*laughs her head off*
Jennn says:
oh god!
that was just creeeeepppyyy



Well. What can I say? You know I'm right, Jenny! : DDDDD Man, I'm a genius!

Today I accidentally pulled a cucumber bit up my nose.

It hurt.

I've invented a new word. Guswanker. It means "evil, stupid bad person". Am very proud of myself. I know, genius = Me! : DDDDD

DAY 9.

Walked into bathroom today to find Tom in the middle of a bubble bath. Ran out quickly.

Was that Danny under the bubbles?



:'''''DDDDDDD

VARMOJA RAKKAUDEN MERKKEJÄ


Rakastuneena voi istuskella, juoda kahvia ja katsoa vähän elokuvaa. Ja sitten se toinen on siivonnut.
Henrik 6 v.

Rakastuneena tuntee hurjaa oloa sisällään. Ja on ikävä kouluun.
Louise 7 v.

Kun näkee tytön, johon on rakastunut, ruumis alkaa tykyttää nopeammin ja verisuonet nousevat pystyyn.
Nick 8 v.

Kun minä olen rakastunut, ääni sisälläni sanoo: "Ei hätää. Okei. Minä vain tykkään tuosta pojasta".
Akinyi 8 v.

MISTÄ RAKKAUS LÖYTYY?

Jos haluaa tyttökaverin, sen kun kaivaa taskusta kaksi tivolilippua.
Ditte 9 v.

Voi kirjoittaa vaikka kirjeen, jossa lukee: "Alatko mun kanssa?" Sitten siinä lukee "en", "joo" tai "en tiedä". Siihen voi sitten ruksata.
Rasmus 7 v.

Minä löysin poikakaverin, kun me tanssittiin päiväkodissa ratiritirallaa.
Astrid 7 v.

Jos ei ole varma, onko rakastunut vai ei, tytön kanssa voi käydä pari kertaa treffeillä. Sillä lailla voi tarkistaa, kyseleekö hän tyhmiä.
Patrick 7 v.

Ihmiset lähtevät ulos ja löytävät poika- tai tyttökaverin. Kun he ovat olleet pari vuotta yhdessä ja saaneet lapsia, äiti menee töihin ja isä kaupungille etsimään vielä yhden tyttökaverin.
Robin 8 v.

KUN SEURUSTELLAAN

Kun on saanut poikakaverin, lähdetään elokuviin ja saadaan lapsi.
Sandra 7 v.

Kun on saanut poikakaverin, hänen kanssaan muutetaan äidin ja isän kellariin. Aina välillä sieltä noustaan sitten syömään.
Maria 7 v

VOIKO SEURUSTELLA MONEN KANSSA YHTÄ AIKAA?

Minulla on vain yksi tyttökaveri, mutta yritän löytää koko ajan niitä lisää.
Kristian 7 v.

Ei kannata seurustella monen tytön kanssa, koska silloin heitä ei riitä kaikille.
Brian 8 v.

Tietenkin voi seurustella monen kanssa yhtä aikaa. Äitikin seurustelee.
Jon 7 v.

KUKA KOSII?

Yleensä mies romahtaa polvilleen ja kosii. Se on vähän sellaista konttaamista.
Ann 7 v.

Kun isä ja äiti kosivat toisiaan, isä konttasi kukka kädessään äidin edessä.
Andrea 7 v.

Silloin kun kositaan, mennään polvi-istuntaan ja kysellään, haluaisiko joku naimisiin.
Rasmus 8 v.

KUN KYLLÄSTYTTÄÄ

Jos on kyllästynyt poikakaveriinsa, voi kysyä ystävältään, eikö tämä huolisi poikaa.
Tanja 7 v.

Jos poikakaveri ei halua erota, pitää tapella kovasti. Kyllä se ero tulee.
Jannie 8 v.

YHDESSÄ

Pitää miettiä tarkkaan ennen kun menee kihloihin. Jos ei saa sormusta irti sormesta, ei voi enää erota toista kertaa.
Bettina 7 v.

KUINKA KAUAN RAKKAUS KESTÄÄ?

Rakkaus kestää niin kauan, ennenkuin tyttö saa selville, että pojalla on toinen.
Simon 7 v.

Rakkaus kestää suunnilleen nelikymppiseksi, sitten löytyy takuulla toinen.
Kim 8 v.

"I need to talk to you," Harry is shouting at the door.

"I'm busy," I say loudly. "Um, I'm jerking off... Go away before I start thinking of you!"

"No you're not." There's a pause, I'm sure Harry's trying to decide if I'm telling the truth or not. "I hear you typing."

"Harry, go away."


: DDDD

Your boy side:
[x] you love hoodies.
[x] you love jeans.
[ ] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] shopping is torture.
[ ] sad movies suck.
[ ] you own an x-box.
[x] played with hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] you own a DS, PS2 or sega. (PS3)
[ ] you used to be obsessed with power rangers.
[x] you watch sports on TV.
[x] you go to your dad for advice.
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball caps.
[x] you like going to football games.
[ ] you used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] it's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (3-4 is okay, then it gets weird!)
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[/] sports are fun. (depends on what sports!)
[x] talk with food in your mouth.
[x] wear boxers.
Total: 15½

Your girl side:
[ ] you wear lip gloss.
[/] you love to shop.
[x] you wear eyeliner.
[ ] you have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] you wear the color pink.
[x] go to your mom for advice.
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing the color black.
[x] you like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] you like wearing jewelry.
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] you don't like the movie star wars.
[ ] you are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] it takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] you smile a lot more than you should.
[x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] you care about what you look like.
[x] you like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] you like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] you wear girl underwear.
[x] used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total: 9½


Well, there you go, finally proof what you've all been saying all along. I'M A GUY!! : DDDDD

What a wonderful day; the rain is lovely and warm, the pavement is messier than ever and a dog just shat on our lawn. For once, I wasn't hyper and Harry was poking me and asking who I was and what I had done with Danny. The answer: Who knows?

Tom was out somewhere, I didn't catch where, and Dougie was up in his room still asleep. That kid could sleep for years, bit like sleeping beauty but without the beauty. So, not like sleeping beauty at all. Now I'm confused as well as normal. That's never a good thing.

I was hyper earlier though, when we watching Harry Pothead and the Prisoner of Azakabooly. But that was only because I was jumping up and down when he was riding the hippogriff and shouting "YEAH, HARRY, YOU RIDE THAT CHICKEN!" at the TV. I do feel sorry for it sometimes, especially when Harry's (our Harry, not Pothead.) watching the cricket.

GAHHHAHAHAHAHAH music lesson = Frida repee : DDD

While tearing off a game of golf
I may make a play for the caddy
But when I do, I don't follow through
Cause my heart belongs to Daddy

WELL can you really blame me for hearing wrong? After all, we all know what I think about all day long. and DADDY and DANNY sound very similar when being sung! :D

Oh, and "may make a play for the caddy"? Obviously video much? :'DD