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*freaks out*

(article from http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com)

McFly is the reason for gayness and metrosexuality?

Dear Friends in Christ,

I know few of you are familiar with the term "Metrosexual" as it is the product of dirty city streets, filthy living and unclean sex practices. However, it is part of a phenomenon of which you need to be aware in order to protect the wholesomeness of your male children.

(...)

One of the driving engines behind this disturbing trend is the mass importation of music, and more importantly, images of British "Boy" Bands. (My apologies in advance to our UK friends in Christ who I am sure do not approve of these goings-on.) One such brazenly sexual recent arrival on our blessed shores is the 'band" McFly, pictured herein.

These bands are promoted by lurid magazines doubtlessly in the back pocket of the JCM (Jewish Controlled Media) and their sole purpose is nothing more than to feminize America, make it weak and eventually conquer us, thus forcing us into slavery to the Anti-Christ. These magazines are primarily targeted at teenage girls, who ogle the subjects portrayed, such as these McFly characters. (How clever that part of their name is a slang term for the zipper of a man's trousers.) The teenage boys around these empty-headed females are just in the stages of trying to make themselves attractive to a girl, in order to eventually procure a mate and raise a family, as God intended. Seeing that they cannot compete with these guitar-weilding fruitflies, they begin to emulate them, dress and act and try to appear like them, in order to get a young female's attention. (It is as though we have been thrown back into the worst excesses of the English Restoration! What will be next? Powdered wigs?) For our unfortunate young man, this begins a slow slide into a depravity which includes devout attention to every move made by Karl Lagerfeld, vegan eating habits, and attempts to mold themselves into copies of that Tim Gunn fellow who is constantly flouncing around on Bravo TV. Gradually, if left unchecked, he finds himself in a circle of Faggotry, unable to escape.

What can be done, you ask? Several things:
1. Demand the State Department deport these McFly Mincers at once. (And all their ilk.)
2. Demand your local stores stop carrying this trash. Start with Wal-Mart. They love to pull sinners off their shelves.
3. Search every corner of your house to see of your daughters are harboring such lewd publications as this "Attitude" rag.
4. If you find your sons with such trash, take them to your preacher immediately to see if reparative therapy is in order.

Vigilance is our primary weapon, my friends. We must ever watch over our homes for signs of sissification. Or else, your son may very well come home one day in a kilt, accompanied by his new friend Brad.

... : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

NOO NOT ATTITUDE! <3

and:

EMO BANDS WILL MAKE YOUR SONS GAY: http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/10/23/emo-bands-will-make-your-sons-queer-gay-homosexual-sodomite-hairdressing-fairies/, and said that Britney Spears is posessed by the devil.

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and they are actually serious. :''''DDDD

Gawd.

Being a girl REALLY sucks sometimes.

Ei suoristusrautaa mun hiuksiin!!!

Ellen: När du e tyst o skriver o lyssnar på musik e du okej, annars e du ganska jobbig.

THANKS Ellen oot ihQ<3333<33<3<33

Damn. I can feel my face again.

PAIN!!

RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM ATTACK!! HELP!

YAY I can feel my face again!

Jennn says:
FRIDA
I'M PREGNANT
HARRY FUCKING JUDD IS THE FATHER
: :D:D:D:D:D:
Phrida says:
DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO USE PROTECTION?!
:DDD
Jennn says:
erm..
se meni rikki
: D
Phrida says:
HAHHAAHAAAA : DDD Jenny's gonna have a Juddbabyy!! *sings* oh my. You are so careless! :P What does Harry say about all this? : DD
Jennn says:
"I'm going to Dougies place for a day or two."
Phrida says:
hhahahhahahahahaha : DDD he's leaving you all alone to deal with the baby? mean Harry, you have to take responsibility for your actions. you can't just leave a pregnant woman alone and go shag Dougie senseless! that's not how you handle it!
: DD
Jennn says:
man that guy is a manwhore
Phrida says:
he really is
Jennn says:
but it's okay
I'm just glad the baby has Harrys dna
Phrida says:
yeah. holyshit your and Harry's baby would be pretty!
Phrida says:
I'm serious! it would have your curly hair, and then since you're blonde and Harry's dark-haired, maybe the kid would have brown hair. and blue eyes. and it'd be pretty.
so...
OMG!! DANNY WOULD BE YOUR KID!!
: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jennn says:
...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*falls down her chare*
Phrida says:
MAN! I'M A GENIUS!
*laughs her head off*
Jennn says:
oh god!
that was just creeeeepppyyy



Well. What can I say? You know I'm right, Jenny! : DDDDD Man, I'm a genius!

Today I accidentally pulled a cucumber bit up my nose.

It hurt.

I've invented a new word. Guswanker. It means "evil, stupid bad person". Am very proud of myself. I know, genius = Me! : DDDDD