"C'mon," Jon says. "Let's go get ice cream or something."
"You should probably put clothes on first. But like, you don't have to. When I grow up, I wanna be a nudist."
Jon pulls his t-shirt on. "You're my favourite," he says.
"Once upon a time, your car used to be mine," Brendon says. "But then it made my devirginizing sex all awkward and caused me to get elbows in my crotch, so now you're my favourite, instead."
"I think," Jon mumbles between kisses, "you just insulted my car. But that's totally okay. You should like me best."
OK FINISHED SQUEEING OVER AWKWARDVIRGIN!BRENDON/JON, now it's almost 3:30, so. SLEEP BUH-BYE. :D