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[Ei aihetta]Lauantai 11.07.2009 21:34

halyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyn jo hollantiiiiiin : DDD
en kestäää

i kill peoplePerjantai 19.06.2009 16:48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk&feature=channel





Did you miss me?
Aww yeah, what? What?
MC Vagina is right back in this bitch
2009 is the year I recoded this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the Vaginal crease
Player haters beware because...

Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?
You think you can front with me? You better watch your back
Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good
I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible
I'm invisible like, well I'm not really invisible

I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones
I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home
Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)
Old people burning, old people burning (That's kind messed up)

What? What? you got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts

I-I mean punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay
And I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?)

Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face and down his throat.
Cause I don't give a fuck I'm crazy Like Mel Gibson
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist.

Listen.
I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money
You can't afford expensive things cause you don't have a lot of money
HaHa you want these things but you can't afford them
That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (I have more money than you)
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (You can't even afford food!)

When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms cause my penis is so big
25 inches long and 12 inches thick I'm the Anthony Hawkins of cock

The Albert Einstein of dick
I'm The Beetles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections..
Uh, that's inappropriate...

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right.
My lyrics are like the movie the Shashank Redemption
.....They're really good.

Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed...
But it's probably around 7....thousand

2005 plus 4 pennies
Representin the North side
C to the anada, Bitch

Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things
Cooking
Cleaning
Vaginas
And their sisters vaginas




JIPPIIII!Lauantai 13.06.2009 03:27

Jassu lähtee 16.7 hollantiin! : )))) Jasun ja Emiwyn kaa : PPPPP

apuuuua!Torstai 11.06.2009 19:44

pelastakaa yks homepallero hyvinkäältä!!!! : OOO

Eilen Keravalla...Sunnuntai 07.06.2009 15:08

minä, Jasu ja Paateji pelattiin sulkista ja pelastettii sotamies-myyrä sateenkaarenväriseltä käärmeeltä : D

naxt.Tiistai 02.06.2009 14:14

asun nyt hyvinkääl : ((((( ihan perseestä mut ei voi mitää : /

mun 13 veee synttärit...Lauantai 30.05.2009 00:34

Joo en tiiä kuinka moni muistaa et täytin joskus 13. ja löysin jonkun paperin johon oltii kirjotettu tarina sillee et pitää lisää adjektiivei... ja tota täs se nyt ois sitte : )))

Olipa keran kullikas Lauttasaari, jossa vietettiin ruman jassun pieruisia synttäreitä. Siellä oli 6 haisevaa vierasta, veltto Liisa, söpö Emppu, kakkainen Ida, kuhmurainen Emilia, karvainen Miska ja kuolevainen Taru. He puhuivat homeisista kikkeleistä ja limaisista pillukarvoista. Verisen Jassun seksuaalinen koti oli pornografinen paikka viettää kiihottavia synttäreitä. Onneksi syötävä Jammu-Setä ei tiennyt pehmeää osoitetta.

että sellasta kivaa oli meillä silloin : PP

en kestä!Torstai 28.05.2009 23:49

lauantain loppuu KOULU!!!!!

jasu...Keskiviikko 27.05.2009 23:44

röhki ku se nauro : )))) ihana..... : P