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Cling to me
I'm designated to your heart-rate
Sing to me
Your voice is like the purest silver

Make me fly
'till stars will fall and clouds obscure the sky
Be the sun for me
Be the sun for me, dear

And let me know
Your feelings every day and every night
On the snow
You look so pure and we'll be glowing
Let me know
You feel the way I do
Let me know, darling
Let me know you love me, too

Shed some smile
The wind is blowing, warm amongst the ice
Be the vilest creature
If "vile" is to be in perfect love

For your heart
I'm willing to give more than anyone
Don't be alarmed
We'll waste the hours till sun comes up again

And let me know
Your feelings every day and every night
On the snow
You look so pure and we'll be glowing
Let me know
You feel the way I do
Let me know, darling
Let me know you love me, too

As I love you

Whispers
You hear whispers
I feel shivers
When you're near

Little
Oh, so little
Are we allowed to be
Together

And I've been thinking
All about you... lately
Things have changed again
'till they changed no more

And sun is rising...

Foolish
I feel so foolish
For thinking like that
For so long

Stupid
Oh, so very stupid
For making you cry
And enjoy

So, I've been thinking
Nothing but you, darling
Have things changed again
Can we be no more?

The sun is rising...

It feels so discorrected, colourless and putrid,
Nothing ever makes me feel like you do
Feelings lost repair themselves again, again it's all the same
When love is lost and regained on and on

Now I've done thinking
About you, baby
If it feels so wrong
Let us be no more

If you disagree
Take a step, follow me
I'll take us to the start
To a place, where love is art

And you say...

HUORA HILJAA.

Jos et tahdo menettää
Niin älä menetä.

Gitchy gitchy ya ya ta ta
Gitchy gitchy ya ya here
Mocha chocolata ya ya
Creole Lady Marmalade

OLEN :

[/] mustasukkainen
[ ] temperamenttinen
[/] hiljainen
[X] laiska
[ ] helposti innostuva
[X] itsepäinen
[X] hyvä kielissä
[X] huonosti ruskettuva
[X] tuhlaajatyyppiä
[ ] muodinmukainen
[/] elokuvafriikki
[/] äidinkieliperfektionisti
[ ] riippuvainen jostain

TÄLLÄ HETKELLÄ

[X] minulla on nälkä
[ ] haluaisin kuolla
[ ] olen onnellinen
[ ] minulla on liikaa energiaa
[ ] tahtoisin tappaa jonkun henkilön
[ ] itkettää
[ ] olen meikannut
[X] olen tylsistynyt
[ ] ulkona paistaa aurinko
[X] haluaisin lähteä shoppailemaan
[ ] odotan jotain tiettyä päivää

MINULLA ON

[/] ihana perhe
[ ] paljon valokuvia
[X] aina karkkia jemmassa
[X] kuvat irc-galleriassa
[ ] ihan uusi kännykkä
[X] paljon dvd-elokuvia
[ ] yli 5 farkut
[ ] todella paljon vöitä
[X] pitkät hiukset
[ ] papukaija tai undulaatti
[ ] rakennekynnet
[/] "alistajalasit"
[ ] lakatut varpaankynnet
[ ] farkkuminihame
[/] vähintään 3 tätiä

PELKÄÄN

[ ] kuolemaa
[ ] petetyksi tulemista
[ ] valehtelua
[ ] jotain tiettyä ihmistä
[ ] koiria
[ ] väkivaltaa
[ ] että joku yrittäisi raiskata minut
[X] hämähäkkejä
[ ] ukkosta
[ ] ufoja
[ ] verta

EN KOSKAAN TEKISI TÄTÄ

[ ] poseeraisi alasti
[ ] myisi itseäni
[ ] kokeilisi huumeita
[X] viiltelisi itseäni
[ ] pahoinpitelisi ketään
[ ] ostaisi vaatteita kirpputorilta
[X] pettäisi seurustelukumppaniani
[ ] laulaisi karaokea julkisella paikalla
[ ] joisi itseäni umpihumalaan
[ ] lukisi Raamattua
[X] näyttäisi keskisormea vanhuksille
[ ] varastaisi mitään
[ ] veisi jonkun muun seurustelukumppania

OLEN TEHNYT JOTAIN SEURAAVISTA

[X] leikannut itse hiuksiani
[ ] syönyt mustekalaa
[X] yrittänyt itsemurhaa
[ ] käyttänyt itseruskettavaa
[X] ollut vähintään 2 päivää syömättä mitään
[ ] tehnyt abortin
[ ] pitänyt kotibileet
[X] muuttanut pois kotoa
[X] tehnyt itse toffeeta
[X] soitellut pilapuheluita
[X] saanut 10 historiankokeesta
[X] unohtanut lempipaidan jonnekin
[ ] käyttänyt Playboypupu -vaatteita

TULEVAISUUDESSA HALUAISIN

[ ] suurperheen
[X] olla menestyvä artisti
[X] olla itsevarmempi
[ ] valmistua lääkäriksi
[ ] isot satuhäät
[/] asua ulkomailla
[X] lähteä vaihto-oppilaaksi tai au-pairiksi
[/] uskaltautua kuntosalille
[/] opiskella
[ ] työskennellä kaupan kassalla
[X] rohkeutta olla oma itseni
[XXX] silikonit
[ ] viettää vauhdikkaita sinkkuvuosia, joita voi hieman häpeissään muistella vanhempana
[X] hypätä laskuvarjolla

Nukuin just jonkun pari tuntia kun olen Perhanan väsynyt, ja sitten tuli joku asuntolanhoitaja herättämään että siivouspäivä. Ei täällä ole edes likaista. :E
VÄSYTTÄÄ ENKÄ JAKSA IMUROIDA.
Niin juu, sain kirjallisen (_KIRJALLISEN_ WTF) varoituksen vierasaikojen ylittämisestä. Ihanaa.

[Fred:] Say what, say what?
[Jon:] My dick is bigger than yours...
[Fred:] Say what, say what?
[Jon:] My band is bigger than yours...
[Fred:] Too bad I got your beans in my bag, stuck-up sucka',
Korny motherfucka'. Takin' over flows is the Limp pimp,
need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis.
I'm gonna drop a little east side skill, ya best step back 'cuz I'm 'a kill, I'm 'a kill.
So watcha thinking Mr. Raggedy man?
Doin' all you can to look like Raggedy Ann.
[Jon:] I'll Check you out punk, yes I know you feel it.
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video,
you little faggot ho. Please give me some shit to work with,
'cuz right now I'm all it kid, suck my dick kid, like your daddy did.
[Fred:] Who the fuck you think you're talking to??
[Jon:] Me.
[Fred:] I'm known for eatin' little whiny chumps like you.
[Jon:] Whatever.
[Fred:] All up in my face with that...
[Jon:] Are you ready?!?
[Fred:] But halitosis, is all you're rockin' steady. You little fairy, smelling all your flowers. Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers!
[Jon:] Yeah, baby!
[Fred:] I hear ya tweetin' on them fag-pipes clod, but you said it best, there's No Place To Hide.
[Jon:] What the fuck ya' sayin'? You're a pimp whateva', limp dick. Fred Durst needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying. Wannabe funk joke is what you're playin', rippin' up a bad counterfeit, fakin'! Plus your bills I'm paying, you can't eat that shit every day, Fred. Lay off the bacon.
[Fred:] Say what, say what? You better watch your fuckin' mouth, Jon.

[Chorus:]
[Jon:] So you hate me?
[Fred:] and I hate you!
[Jon:] You know what, you know what?
[Both:] It's all in the family.

[Jon:] I hate you!
[Fred:] and you hate me!
[Jon:] You know what, you know what?
[Both:] It's all in the family.

[Jon:] Look at you fool, I'm gonna fuck you up twice,
throwin' rhymes at me like, oh shit, Vanilla Ice.
Ya better run, run while ya can, you'll never fuck me up, Bisc Limpkit.
At least I got a phat, original band.
[Fred:] Who's hot, who's not?
[Jon:] You.
[Fred:] You best step back, Korn on the cob, you need a new job.
Time to take them mic skills back to the dentist, and buy yourself a new grill.
[Jon:] Fuck you.
[Fred:] You pumpkin pie, I'll jack-off in your eye.
Climbing shoots and ladders, while your ego shatters.
But you just can't get away.
[Jon:] Get a gay?
[Fred:] 'Cuz it's doomsday kid, it's doomsday.

[Chorus]

[Fred:] You call yourself a singer?
[Jon:] Yep.
[Fred:] You're more like Jerry Springer.
[Jon:] Oh cool!
[Fred:] Your favorite band is winger,
[Jon:] Winger?
[Fred:] and all you eat is Zingers.
You're like a Fruity Pebble, your favorite flag is rebel.
[Jon:] Yeeeeeehaaaaaa!!
[Fred:] It's just too bad that you're a fag, and on a lower level.
[Jon:] So you're from Jacksonville, kickin' it like Buffalo Bill.
Gettin' butt-fucked by your uncle Chuck,
while your sister's on her knees waitin' for your little peanut.
[Fred:] Wait, where'd ya get that little dance?
[Jon:] Over here.
[Fred:] Like them idiots in Waco,
you're burning up in Bako where your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother, it's just too bad your father's mad,
your mother's now your lover.
[Jon:] Come on hillbilly, can your horse do a fuckin' wheelie?
You love it down south, and boy, you sure do got a purdy mouth.

[Chorus]

[Jon:[ and I love you!
[Fred:] and I want you!
[Jon:] and I'll suck you!
[Fred:] and I'll fuck you!
[Jon:] and I'll butt-fuck you!
[Fred:] and I'll eat you!
[Jon:] and I lick your little dick motherfucker.
[Fred:] Say what? Say... what?

All around me are familiar faces
Worn-out places
Worn-out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere
Going nowhere

Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression
No expression
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow
No tomorrow

And I find it kinda funny,
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles, it's a very, very

Mad world

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen
Sit and listen

Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me
No one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me
Look right through me

And I find it kinda funny,
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles, it's a very, very

Mad world
Enlarging your world
Mad world

Feral kiskaistiin maailmaan maailmaan eräänä painostavana aamupäivänä. Jo miltei heti näki että hänestä tuli mies.. Perhe oli vaikutusvaltainen ja he söivät paljon. Koulussa hän kiusasi kaikkia, siellä häntä ihannoitiin kengistään.

Jo opiskeluaikoina häntä alkoi kiinnostamaan lusikat, niinpä ammatiksi tuli saippuaoopperat.

Feral kehittyi kuudennellakymmenellä varsin oikeamieliseksi. Päähänsä hän sai keltaiset hiukset, sekä raidalliset silmät.
Television katselusta huolimatta hän oli aika paha. Lempiruokaansa mätäpaisesoppaa hän sai työskennellen naisasianajajana.

Feral ei tupakoi mutta käyttää nuuskaa kerran viikossa. Alkoholia hän juo ristiäisissä.

Hän huuti itselleen puolison jonka kanssa ei kuitenkaan uskaltanut mennä naimisiin.

Sen pituinen se.