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Liina: Mut mä en oo syöny mitään sen jälkee ko mä viimeks söin mun hampaat <33

xDDDD Jaahas jaahas xDD

Kyl se on sulonen

Finnair condoms - Illaksi kotiin.
Viking Line condoms - Itämeren punaisimmat...
Nokia condoms - Connecting people.
Radiolinja varmuusväline - Jotta suomalaiset voisivat rakastella enemmän. - Nyt on aika perustaa perhe!
Posti kondomi - Varmasti perille
Sonera condoms - Saat 300 markalla ilmaista panoaikaa
Ericsson condoms - ...ja kaikki vain pienenee...
Philips condoms - Let's make things better.
Turva kondomi - Keskitä panosi Turvaan
Avainlippu kondomi - Tiedät kyllä miksi.
Camel condoms - Miehille jotka laukeavat omia aikojaan.
Nike condoms - Just do it.
Benetton condoms - United genitals of Benetton.
Pentium condoms - Intel Inside
Valintatalo kondomi - Jää enemmän aikaa yhdessäoloon
Anttila kondomi - Saat Plussaa
Citymarket kondomi - Mammuttimarkkinat
Atria kondomi - Maistuis varmaan sullekin.
HK kondomi - ...ja panot paranee.
Fazer kondomi - Sanokaa Fazer, kun haluatte hyvää.
Uncle Ben's condoms - Onnistut aina.
Felix kondomi - Joka kiloon Felix-kondomeja on käytetty 2 kiloa kumia
Kellogs Rice Crispies condoms - Kaada niihin "maitoa", ne juttelevat sinulle!
Tupla condoms - Ei taida tyttö tietää, että ois seinän takana patukkaa tarjolla...
Raiders condoms - Siitä riittää kahdelle
Mars condoms - ...ja jaksat pidempään.
Dexit kondomi - Dexit Dexit on siemenen exit!
Denivit kondomi - Denivit kondomi auttaa, kun tavallinen kondomi ei riitä...ja uskallat hymyillä
Multitabs kondomi - Yksi päivässä riittää
Berex kondomi - Isommille ja pienemmille leijonille
Rexona condoms - Aina löytyy tilaa, sille joka käyttää Rexonaa
Havi kortsu - Ei valu.
Fairy condoms - Entistä hellävaraisempi bakteereja tappava.
Libero condoms - Up & Go !
Libresse condoms - Ei reunavuotoja!
Johnsson condoms - Joka kodin putkimies
Panu kondomi - Panu kestää isältä pojalle
Volvo kondoms - Turvallisuustestien voittaja
Honda condoms - Happy together
Neste condoms - ...ja matka jatkuu.

*Reps xD

Outsipoutsi<3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5zvwxAEOGI&mode=related&search=

no ihan paras ;D <3<33


[Intro]
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...

[Chorus:]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady.
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

[Chorus:]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band [x9]

[Verse 2 - Swift]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist]
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself taking on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say something
Hey yo Em
([Em:] You got something to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

[Chorus:]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 4 - Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Verse 5 - Bizarre]
Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(But what about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band [6x]
Roxanne
Shatan
Loves me

[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!
[Eminem as a salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16H_7Y8CZ-Q



<3<3<3<3

Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend

And I know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might give in
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'

I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is

We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun

(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been awhile since we talked last and I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast
But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son


And I know you heard the last song about the girls that didn't last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da)

I love it when she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is (ba ba da da)

It's gonna be a long drive home but I know as soon as I arrive home
And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
She'll be back into my arms once more for sure

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

She's got a smile that would make the most senile
Annoying old man bite his tongue
I'm not done
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise
And it doesn't stop there
Man I swear
She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten
And now she's even got her own song
But movin' on
She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours
Not sayin' one word
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future she's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like here

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

[Intro - Eminem ]

Shady, Aftermath
There she goes shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole
I think I'm losing control

[Verse 1 - Eminem]

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunk, get f**ked up
Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your dick rubbed
Get f**ked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faced
Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink
Hit the bathroom sink, throw up
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine
knowin still got a few chunks on them shoestrings
Showing I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated
I was revibed as soon as this Bitch gyrated
And hips and licked them lips and that was it
I had to get Nate Dogg get his things and shit
[Verse 2 - Nate Dogg]

Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I've been to the muthaf**kin mountain top
Heard muthaf**kers talk, seen and dropped
If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you bye
Look real close cause strobe lights lie

[Verse 3 - Nate Dogg]

We bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
So if they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the f**k
I say everday she be givin it up

[Chorus - Nate Dogg]

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

[Verse 4 - Eminem]

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygentist
Open your mouth for bout four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this flouride rinse
Swish but don't spit it, swallow and i'll finish

Yeah me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple bitches with some double d's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbly, we finna finna have a party

[Verse 5 - Nate Dogg]

Have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin for a girl I can f**k in my hummer truck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big old slut
So if they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can but she won't say no
Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be
Tonight I want a slut, would you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

[Bridge - Eminem]

Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind

[Chorus - Nate Dogg]

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Cmon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Cmon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
We bout' to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (go ahead shake that butt)
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the f**k
I say everyday she be givin it up

[Outro - Eminem]

There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole

I think I'm losing control


[Eminem makes noises]

God, I'm Old!

I ain't leavin' without you bitch

Comin home with me

And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his girl

haha, Nate Dogg

[deep breathing]

01. Kuka olet?
02. Olemmeko ystäviä?
03. Koska ja miten tapasimme?
04. Oletko ihastunut minuun?
05. Pussaisitko minua?
06. Anna minulle lempinimi, ja kerro miksi valitsit juuri sen?
07. Kuvaile minua yhdellä sanalla
08. Mikä oli ensivaikutelmasi minusta?
09. Oletko edelleen samaa mieltä?
10. Mikä muistuttaa sinua minusta?
11. Jos voisit antaa minulle mitä tahansa, mitä se olisi?
12. Miten hyvin tunnet minut?
13. Koska näimme viimeksi?
14. Halusitko joskus kertoa minulle jotain, mitä et ole pystynyt kertomaan?
15. Aioitko pistää tämän blogiisi ja katsoa, mitä minä kertoisin sinusta?

Oli sitten niin ihanaa ;)<333<3<3<33 Luv you<3

Rakastan sua <33<3<3<3

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Tietokone -tietokone
Nörtti - nöeytyi
Hiiri - huuru
Näppäimistö - näooäi,midä
Dataus - daraus
Minä olen nörtti - mínä iken nortti
Minä dataan - minö daraan
Omistan tietokoneen - omistan ruietijibeeb
Näyttöni on litteä - nätrroni on litrteö
Näyttöni on leveä - nätrrlnbu in lwveä

Total: 1
Hyvin menee :D
1-3=Et ole nörtti, ihaks tosi? :D

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Total: 0/10
10=Nörtti, RAJOITA HIEMAN!
7-9=Olet riippuvainen.
5-7=Vähennä koneella istumista.
3-5=Vielä voisit rajoittaa.
1-3=Et ole nörtti
0=Olet täysi TUNARI.

:D:D:D

Vastaat kysymyksiin saapuneilla viesteilläsi ja jos saapuneet loppuvat kesken siirryt lähetettyihin.

1. Tuntematon mies soittaa ovikelloasi ja menet avaamaan. Mitä sanot hänelle?
Haluun sua enemmän ko mitään! ;)

2. Pedofiili hyökkää kimppuusi. Millaisen avunhuudon huudat?
Hyvä että löysin SUT<333

3. Äitisi pyytää sinua imuroimaan..mitä sanot hänelle?
No joo, vaikka niin ;) <333<333 elämässä pitää ottaa riskejä <33<3

4. Jätit läksyt tekemättä ja opettaja uhkaa jälki-istunnolla. Miten puolustaudut?
Mä meen nyt nukkumaan kyl..<33<3<3 nukuttaa nii kauheesti<3

5. Poltit vahingossa kesämökkinne maan tasalle. Miten selität asian vanhemmillesi?
Nii ;) vähän oli kivaa<33<3 <3

6. Liukastut koiran jätökseen. Kuinka kiroat?
No höpö höpö..

7. Joukkueesi voittaa jääkiekko-ottelun. Mitä huudat tuulettaessasi?
Mä sanon sulle jo nyt hyvää yötä<33<3<3

8. Koulusi pahin nörtti pyytää sinua alkamaan kanssaan. Mitä vastaat?
Se tapahtuu sit ko tapahtuu...

9. Kirjoitat synttärikortin 80-vuotiaalle ukillesi. Mitä kirjoitat korttiin?
Oli se<33<3

10. Kokeessa kysytään: mikä on evoluutio? Sinä vastaat?
Aij...Okei, no siks varte me yritetää kehittää sun aivoja<33

11. Kirjoitat tekstarin ihastuksellesi. Mitä kirjoitat viestiin?
Sä et tainnu tajuu xP<333

12. Bestiksesi onnittelee sinua nimipäivänä. Miten kiität häntä?
Ja jotai muutaki ;D ainii, lapsii talossa :P<33

13. Olette lähdössä sukulaisten luo.Mitä keksit tekosyyksi että saat jäädä kotiin?
11.08.2007 ;D <33<3<33<3

14. Mokasit juuri ja olet punainen kuin tomaatti. Mitä sanot pelastaaksesi tilanteen?
Anteeks <33<3<3

15. Ajoit vahingossa naapurin kissan yli. Mitä sanot naapurillesi?
HEI mulla ei edelleenkään oo minkäänlaisia suunnitelmia tai suunnittelemattomia aikeita tappaa sua :O